So, after promising ’something different’ it turns out that Kilroy’s policy on immigration amounts to nothing more than the same tired old rant about ‘furriners stealing our jobs’.

Kilroy’s big plan for immigration revolves around protecting low wage ‘indigenous’ workers from the scourge of cheap migrant labour from Eastern Europe - yeah, there you have it, the great threat to British culture and society isn’t Bin Laden and Al Quaeda, it isn;t even Tony Blair and the nanny state, its the ravening hordes of Romanian fruit-pickers, Bulgarian burger-flippers and Polish toilet attendents that are taking away good honest labour from the unwashed masses of the British public.

Never forget that an Englishman’s white van is his castle and every ‘indigenous’ Briton has the right to good honest toil in return for crap wages and Working Families Tax Allowance.

So remember Kilroy’s pledge come election day - Piss-poor McJobs for the Master Race™, you know it makes sense.

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