Its seems that the super soaraway Murdoch scandal rag from Wapping believes itself to have discovered blogging… the only problem being that its yet to work out quite what blogging is.

Memo to Rebekah Wade…

Stick to the tits and soundbites routine on page three - that at least you seem to understand.

Better still, have this one as a freebie on me.

Bimbo, 19, says shes really concerned about dirty hospitals and the MRSA superbug.

“I’m due to go for breast enlargement in a few weeks ‘cos my agent finks it’ll be really good for my career as a page free stunna but wot wiv all this superbug nonsense I ain’t so sure anymore. Just the fawt of them nasty superbug fingys nibblin on my new tits ’til they fall off gives me the creeps.”

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