…then Stephen Pollard must be the happiest man on the planet.

I’m certainly not alone in wondering just what the fuck this guy has to do with the Labour Party given that he makes Blair look like a raving Trot - Antonia Bance is certainly wondering the same thing.

On the face of it, Pollard has the right - choose your own ironic aside - connections - former research director of the Fabian Society, co-author of ‘A Class Act’ with another Blair favourite, Adrian - sorry - Lord Adonis, and author of a biography of David Blunkett.

Otherwise, however, his provenance looks distinctly shaky.

His biography (on his blog) notes his writing as a columnist for the Times, Sunday Telegraph amd Wall Street Journal Europe, having previously been a columnnist and chief leader writer for the Daily Express from 1998-2000.

What his biography neglects to mention is the full story of his departure from the Express at the time it being taken over by Richard Desmond - having resigned to take a position at the Times, his last editorial piece incorporated an acrostic which spelled out F-U-C-K–Y-O-U–D-E-S-M-O-N-D - nor indeed does he mention that as a result of this little prank, the Times decided not to take up his services with the result that he was sacked before ever setting fingers to keyboard for the paper.

Hardly the most authentic track record in Labour history, then.

Its also worth noting that the piece which has Antonia wondering quite if he’s all that he appears, on education policy, is little more than a restatement of a paper he released in 1995 while Research Director of the Fabian Society - without the backing of the Society, which advocated Labour supporting the Tory’s education policy - he’s at least consistent in his views, even if his ideas go completely against the grain.

Stephen is also Jewish, which would be of little or no consequence were it not for the fact that he has a very consistent track record of crying ‘anti-semitism’ at the first hint of any criticism of Israel without, at least from the few pieces I’ve seen, any real consideration of whether that criticism may be merited.

As such, I would have to say that anything he has to say on the subject of the Middle East has to be taken advisedly on the grounds of his clear and obvious bias on the subject - as evidence of this let me refer you to this piece entitled “Roll up, roll up, it’s the Jews’ fault” which sees him crying foul over a new play called ‘Prayer Room’ by what I assume from the name is a Muslim author, Shan Khan.

It’s a measure of Pollard’s obvious bias that he interprets this play as anti-semitic even when it should be patently obvious that what it is actually is, is an allegorical tale of the creation of Israel told from a Palestinian perspective.

Does that make it anti-semitic as Pollard clearly suggests by his comment that “Perhaps the Entz Manager for Hizb ut-Tahrir or the BNP might organise a trip.”

I certainly don’t think so, not on the scant evidence of the promo on which he bases his judgment - I’d have to see the play and judge for myself in terms of tone and content but then - unlike, seemingly, Pollard - I’m both a great believer in artistic freedom of expression and not so blinkered as to believe that there’s only one side to story of Israel/Palestine over the last 60 years - particularly as my suspicion is that the real target of this piece is not the Jews at all but the craven inadequacies of the British and US foreign policy in the Middle East which, to a large extent, created this whole mess in the first place.

The fact is, if we look objectively at the history of the region since the Balfour declaration of 1917, both the Jews and the Palestinian Arabs have good reason to feel hard done by as neither we nor the US has played straight with either - not that that seems to matter overmuch to Pollard.

When it comes to sorting out this whole sorry mess, just as Hamas have to accept both that the State of Israel has a right to exist and that world have moved on from rights of property granted by a 7th Century Caliph, so Jews have to accept both that thr Palestinian Arabs have a right to their own independent state and that the, 60 years on, its time to get out of the habit of treating the Holocaust like some sort of political free lunch which excuses their own excesses and intransigence - its a two-way street.

As for Bloggers4Labour’s question over at Antonia’s blog as to whether Stephen belongs within the Labour canon, I’d say leave him where he is for the time being and let history make its own judgment as I suspect that when all’s done and dusted and Blair finally pisses off onto the US lecture circuit as an ex-PM then people like Pollard will be seen properly for what they really are - a bunch of cuckoos in the Labour nest.

Either way, read only a few of Pollard’s ‘pearls of wisdom’ and you can’t really help arriving at the conclusion that whatever shit he takes in this life, its better than even money that he’s brought it on himself and very long odds-on that he’s more or less blind to that as well.

UPDATE

Judy Sharon (the wife of Israel’s prime minister), speaking on a US television show about the recent bombings in London:

“As long as I hold no official position, I can say it’s not all bad for the English to find out what it’s like.”

Charming. Perhaps she’d like tickets to the Prayer Room as well…

Hoon is not a name for a politician.

Ok, so it lends itself nicely to the apt nickname ‘Buff’ and to the good folks of Australia (and Earls Court) it describes the kind of idiot who drill holes in the exhaust of his car to make it ’sound better’.

In fact Hoon isn’t really a name at all, its just the sound of a drunken Glaswegian vomiting in the gutter at 3am on a Sunday morning…

…which is why you get idiot comments like this…

“I’m aware that the Home Office will be looking at that. Certainly in recent times there has been enhanced security for those leaving the country as well as for those coming into the United Kingdom.

It’s one of those arguments that we have used to support the idea of identity cards, because it is vitally important that we are able to say who is in the United Kingdom at any given time.”

…in response to the news that Osman Hussain, who was wanted for his part in the attempt bombings of 21st July and who was finally captured in Italy last week, had managed to leave the UK five days after the attempted bombings and during what must have been the single biggest manhunt in recent years by simply getting on a fucking Eurostar at Waterloo Station - what are the odds he got to Waterloo on the fucking Tube as well.

Look, Geoff, as it obviously needs to be selled out to you in the simplest terms possible, let me explain.

The problem here was not that he had been issued an ID card, the problem was that there was no one fucking there to check it anyway even if he fucking well had one in the first place.

This is not difficult.

You’re looking for several suspected terrorists who might try to skip the country, so the first thing you do is post a 24 hour guard at all major points of exit - ports, airports and the fucking Eurostar terminal - and you keep that in place until to catch the buggers or you find solid evidence to show that they’ve skipped the country by other means, say a light aircraft or, more likely, across the channel in small boat.

Now, in this case this clearly didn’t happen - otherwise the guy wouldn;t have got out of the country by such a stupidly obvious method, which means the correct response is not to start bleating about ID cards or wait for the Parliamentary Security and Intelligence Committee to see if there are lessons that can be learned from this, the correct response is to identify who the stupid tosser is who was responsible for the failure to implement the proper security checks at Waterloo and hand them a fucking P45.

There is no particular lesson to be learned in this case other than the lesson that someone, and it looks like its down the to the Home Office and its immigration staff, didn’t do their fucking job properly and as what should have been one is so blatantly obvious that anyone could see it, any possible excuse they could up with is total bullshit.

In case that’s a bit difficult for you, lets make it even easier.

It’s a two-step plan.

Step 1 - Find of who’s responsible for not having proper checks in place.

Step 2 - Make them an appointment at the Jobcentre.

Now just get you head out of your ass and get on with it.