Apologies for the woefully light bloggage in the last couple of weeks - a heavy workload and a problem with my ISP which left me without a connection for three days account for most of it but I still find myself feeling like I’ve been slacking…

I’m going to ease my way with a few brief notes on things which caught my attention.

1. Watching Question Time last night, was I alone in wondering, on noticing the shabby and unshaven Stephen Green, the director of wingnut pressure group Christian Voice, before his was introduced, whether this a was some sort of ‘Mental Health Week’ special edition with an actual patient on the panel..?

… and did anyone else become even more convinced of that as soon as he opened his mouth?

And while we’re on the subject of Green on QT, why was it that,when laying into him over his group’s tactics on “Jerry Springer: The Opera” did everyone seem to feel the need to establish their credentials as a ‘believer’ before having a go?

Why could someone not have just said, “I’m an atheist, so what the hell gives you the right to try to dictate to me what I can and can’t see at the theatre”.

2. Walter Wolfgang’s article in today’s Independent speaks for itself - like the sight of Michael Foot out on the stump during the last election campaign in support of a candidate fighting a seat where the BNP had put up, Walter provides a salutory reminder that Labour members still have principles even if such things are lacking in certain members of the government.

Ought to point out to Tony and the others who’ve been effusively apologising to Walter, after they realised the TV cameras had caught the whole disgusting incident, that had been ejected by some overzealous hired help from a private security firm that might have provided some small mitigation of the incident; the fact that the stewards were volunteers and fellow party members makes things worse not better.

3. Even by the normal overblown standards of conference rhetoric, the Safety Elephant’s announcement that he intended to eradicate anti-social behaviour and disrespect by the next election are staggeringly over the top, unless there’s a plan in the offing to cull difficult teenagers.

Aside from noting that if he’s going to crackdown on disrepect then there’s a couple of conference stewards he can start with straight away, Clarke’s statement begs the obvious question of whether, should he fail to eradicate anti-social behaviour and disrespect by then, he’ll do the honourable thing and resign… (breath-holding not recommended)

4. Apparently there was interesting exchange during debate at the conference fringe on the decline in party membership between Douglas Alexander and David Blunkett, in which Alexander advocated that Labour should learn from the US Republicans about how to reinvent yourselves while in power.

He’s right in one sense, the Republican’s have successfully reinvented themselves while in power on several occasions…

Nixon reinvented himself as a crook and had to resign rather than be impeached.
Ford reinvented himself as a loser.
Reagan reinvented himself as a senile old sock puppet - well perhaps that wasn’t so much of reinvention.
Bush (Snr) reinvented himself as a Republian president who raised taxes… and then a loser.
Bush (Jr) is still trying to figure out whether he knows any other words with four syllables and, most recently of all…

Tom Delay, former senate majority leader is about to reinvent himself as Bubba’s ‘prison bitch’.

Blunkett’s retort was, if anything, even more amusing as he pointedly remarked that the Republicans had entered in coalitions with some very nasty people…

He couldn’t mean like this guy here, could he..?

And finally a bit of proper politics…

Blair has admitted that he’s powerless

… to do anything about the current shortage of NHS dentists.

Now, ok, in the short-term that’s true; it takes time to train them, after all, so it’s not something that TB will be around long enough to deal with, but that doesn’t mean that its something we can’t tackle if only we think ahead.

There seems an obvious, and dare I say it, socialist solution to this problem. It take a long time to qualify as a dentist (6-7 years IIRC) which means that would-be dentists are going to rack up a fair bit of student debt in top-up fees before they even tackle their first root canal.

So why not cut them a deal - you sign a contract to work for the NHS for a set period of time after having qualified and the government writes off your fees at the end - finish your contract and you can forget your debt.

Seems a nice, simple and mutually beneficial arrangement to me.

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Ah well, the non-story of the week - “Model shags musician, takes drugs” - seems destined to rumble on now that the Met have got in on the act and decided to investigate the Mirror’s recent publication of photographs of Kate Moss indulging in a line or two of charlie.

Ordinarily, I’d treat this particular story with the disdain it deserves, not least because of the banl predictability of everything that will now follow.

These stories invariably run to a basic script which goes as follows:

1. Celebrity take drugs.
2. Tabloid publishes photos of celebrity taking drugs.
3. Celebrity loses a few contracts.
4. Police say they’ll investigate celebrity taking drugs.

So far, so good.

Next we’ll have:

5. Celebrity goes into rehab.
6. CPS decide not to prosecute due to ‘lack of evidence’ - celebrity having already snorted all the evidence, anyway.
7. Celebrity leaves rehab, signs contract with Max Clifford and sells story of their ‘drug hell’ to crappy celebrity obsessed magazine and Sunday tabloid.
8. Celebrity gets new contracts with same companies as before.
9. Tabloid describes celebrity as ‘brave’ and ‘fighting back’
10. Public wonders why the fuck anyone bothered with all this in the first place when it’s all so completely predictable.

There are a couple of minor points of interest which are worth noting.

First there’s Ian Blair’s comments to journalists over the weekend that he had been ‘personally involved’ in the decision to launch an investigation - nice to see him taking such an obvious interest in a matter of obvious public importance…

… it’s just a shame he couldn’t be arsed to show the same degree of interest whien his officers shot an innocent man in a tube station but, hell, at least we know where his priorities lie - in getting his name in press for something other than having presided over the extra-judicial execution of Jean Charles de Menezes.

However, of more interest is the fact that the Mirror’s ‘revelations’ - their term, not mine - come a mere three months after Moss accepted a substantial but undisclosed sum in damages from the Mirror over a story in 2001 which alleged that she’d collapsed into drug-induced coma after taking coke…

The words ‘dumb as fuck’ naturally spring to mind here - If you take a newspaper for a shitload of money and a grovelling apology after they claim you have a coke habit, then it should be pretty damn obvious that the first thing the paper’s going to do, having settled, is follow you around everywhere in an effort to prove that they were right all along - especially when your current boyfriend is well a known advocate of ‘better living through chemistry’ = possible the only surprise in this whole sorry business is that the Mirror’s headline on the day they broke the story wasn’t ‘Gotcha’.

Now what was that about a dish best served cold?

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“Maybe we should have discussed it but I think some things we keep secret about because if people know exactly what we are doing they can take action to stop it…”

So said former Metropolitan Police Commissioner, Sir John Stevens, about the introduction of the ’shoot-to-kill’ policy in relation to terrorists by the Met…

… in January 2002.

When pressed as to whether the Government were informed about the introduction of this policy, Stevens went on to comment:

“In terms of what the operational decisions were, yes indeed.”

And added:

“Politicians, of course they know and these things are discussed because we have to find the right ways of dealing with them.”

Although neither the Metropolitian Police Authority or Parliament were informed of this ‘change in tactics’.

Downing Street, however, takes a rather different position:

“Our position remains the same. This is an operational matter and this is a matter for the police to decide.”

“Ministers can be informed about such operational matters, but are not consulted as such. We have no record of his being informed and he [Tony Blair] cannot recall being informed.”

So what the fuck actually went on here? Are we to believe that the little matter of the Metropolitan Police adopting a ’shoot to kill’ policy is the kind of thing that you simply mention to a Minister in passing?

Perhaps Stevens bumped into Tony at a reception and the conversation went something like this:

Stevens: “Oh, while you’re here, just thought I’d mention that we’ve decided we’re going to shoot to kill when it comes to suspected terrorists”

Blair: “Sure, alright then - just mention it to David [Blunkett] when you see him. Must dash. Got to catch up with Alistair before he leaves…”

Sorry, but there is rather more to this than a mere ‘operational matter’ - operational matters are things like how many coppers you have working the night shift not whether your officers are going to be authorised to shoot people in the fucking head - eleven times, and the best that the Government can come up in response to this is that it can’t remember whether it was told and, anyway, its an operational matter.

Bollocks.

If, by an remote chance, Blair & Blunkett weren’t told about this shift in policy then they damn well should have been - as should Parliament and the Metropolitan Police Authority - to then turn around and say:

“I think some things we keep secret about because if people know exactly what we are doing they can take action to stop it”

… demostrates a complete and utter contempt for notions of accountability and the increasingly quaint idea that the Police are there to serve the public.

Yes, there would no doubt have been some hard questions asked had the Police revealed its change in tactics but given the issue at stake, I suspect the wider public would have accepted such a policy subject to periodic review and an acceptable level of safeguards as to its use, instead of which it get adopted on the quiet and in the complete absence of any independent scrutiny which the inevitable consequences that brings - the death of an innocent man on a tube train.

Normally, about now, I’d be inclined to call for a public inquiry, but what’s the point now that even these are no longer independent.

UPDATE

Take about muddying the waters - not only can the Government not remember being told by the Met that it had adopted a ’shoot to kill’ policy but now, according to the Safety Elephant, such a policy doesn’t even exist - which is surely news to the familiy of Jean Charles de Menezes who have every good reason to believe the contrary.

Hence we get the following statement:

“The police in this country, like those across the world, had to wrestle with the problem of how to deal with suicide bombers in such circumstances, he said.

There were also other circumstances in which the police were authorised to use firearms to protect people and police officers, he added.

But to describe these things as shoot to kill policies is in my opinion completely wrong.”

People who follow the Safety Elephant’s usual modus operadi will recognise what’s going on here immediately - when the going get’s tough, the ‘tough’ reject any awkward statement out of hand in the mistaken belief that if they say it ain’t so then people will believe them.

To be fair, the Safety Elephant’s right on one count, it is absurd to compare the Menezes shooting to capital punishement…

… at least with capital punishment there was a judicial process and some effort made to establish the person taking the drop was actually guilty, for all that mistakes were sometimes made, which is much more than can be reasonably said of the two officers who peppered Menezes head with bullets without having the first fucking idea of who they were shooting.

As for his assertion that its wrong to describe the current policy as as being one of ’shoot to kill’ - well perhaps he’d like to offer us an alternative description which he believes to be more acceptable description of a policy which recommends that suspected terrorists are shot repeatedly in the head - or perhaps not and I doubt I could stomach yet another American-style euphemism, some sort of bullshit about ’shooting to defend’.

Clarke clear either doesn’t get it or refuses to get it - the problem is not that Police might find it necessary to shoot a terrorist in order to prevent them killing others - even allowing for concerns for civil liberties, the vast majority of people would consider that a rational transaction; take one live to preserve many others. However the public has a reasonable expectation that in exercising such a policy the Police make every possible effort to establish that when they do find it necessary to shoot someone, they actually know who the fuck they’re shooting at and that they’re shoot at them for good reason.

Its the fact that in the case of Jean Charles de Menezes, the police fucked up spectacularly at pretty much every stage of proceedings and then let a whole bunch of erroneous and misleading media stories spread unchecked, when they knew them to be untrue, because that kept the heat off them that’s the real problem here - which is something that’s surely not beyond even the capacity of the Home Secretary to grasp.

Unless the man’s a total fucking idiot.

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Well, courtesy of Harry’s Place the mystery behind the closure of the excellent Shot By Both Sides has been solved.

What appears to have happened is John posted this comment:

Send the Board [of Deputies] to the gas chambers, that’s what I say (no, not for their ethnicity; for their fatuous whining. And obviously, the people who complain about Bob Geldof saying ‘fuck’ on the telly should be ahead of them in the queue….)

In relation to the wholly manufactured furore over Ken Livingstone’s ‘Concentration Camp Guard’ jibe, which has been referred to the Standards Board by the Jewish Board of Deputies; a comment which, if you visited SBBS with any frequency, you’d know this to be little more than John’s usual brand of humourous polemicism.

Only this time around some anonymous - of course - piece of shit took it on themselves to threaten his livelihood by complaining to his employer as well a threatening to make complaints to the firm’s clients and to the national press.

Aside from provoking widespread anger amongst many bloggers, this whole episode and some of the comments its provoked raises a number of interesting questions.

One has to wonder, in the first place, whether its the mere fact of jokingly calling for execution of the Jewish Board of Deputies which caused so much apparent offence or whether, as seems more likely from comments on other blogs, it was his specific reference to sending them to the ‘gas chamber’ and the presumed symbolism of this reference. On heavily suspects the latter and that none of this would have occured has he referred, instead to, say, having them put against the wall and shot.

The fact is, as his reference to people who whine about Saint Bob saying ‘fuck’ on TV shows, part of John’s humourous style was to call for the assassination of people who pissed him off with their own particular brand of banal absurdity.

In other words, it’s a joke in very much the same way that the story that Hitler’s last words to his mistress Eva Braun were ‘Fuck me! Have you seen the size of that last gas bill?’ is a joke - you might think it a bit sick and rather cruel but - guess what? - a lot of the best humour is frequently a bit sick and very often extremely cruel.

It’s no coincidence, for example, that very best British TV sit-coms, think Fawlty Towers, Steptoe & Son, The Office, Rising Damp and others are all predicated on the key premise that the central character is a complete and utter fucking loser, a social misfit/halfwit. Fact - we laugh at other people’s misfortunes, especially when they’re self-inflicted. Fact - we find humour in even the wosrt and most horrific of situations, it’s what psychologists refer as a ‘coping strategy’, a means of letting off steam and releasing a bit of psychological pressure - often we laugh because if we didn’t we’d cry instead.

As I’ve said, there have been a few comments to the effect that John was ‘out of order’ with that particular comment. Well if you read this and feel that way then let me ask you this question:

If comments like that are so offensive and you believe the holocaust so terrible it should be off-limits when it comes to humour then tell me - are you going to writing a letter of complaint to the BBC next time they show Mel Brooks’ classic comedy ‘The Producers’ - or does ‘Springtime for Hitler’ not count as offensive because Mel Brooks is Jewish?

Exactly. There’s nothing wrong with cracking gags about the holocaust if youre Jewish, is there? You wouldn’t complain about ‘The Producers’ anymore than you’d no more call for Chris Rock to drop his achingly funny ‘Niggaz vs Black People’ routine or lay into Richard Prior for observing how dumb it was of black rioters in LA to trash their own neighbourhood in the aftermath of the Rodney King case rather than head on over to Beverley Hills and trash the homes of the rich and shameless.

Which makes you a fucking hypocrite, doesn’t it.

Just the kind of hand-wringing, middle-class, liberal twat who used to lecture people about the supposed ‘fact’ that non-whites couldn’t be racist, only prejudiced - if you’ve never come across that particular gem, btw, yes it is true that that kind of bullshit was pretty much common currency in liberal anti-racist circles during the 1980’s and certainly a fair way into the 1990’s. Of course, the kind of people who used to spout that kind of bollocks were also the kind of people who’d never sat on the top deck of bus going through an inner city area and listened to group of black youths banging on about how much they hated ‘the pakis’.

No community is entirely free of racism and if you haven’t worked that out by now then, hey, take a seat, wipe the bullshit out of your eyes and welcome to the real fucking world.

Let me tell you something important here, something really important.

There is only one division in society which really matters and that’s the division between the powerful and the powerless - that’s it, that’s the only division that really matters, everything else is a distraction.

Sexism, racism, homophobia, prejudice, bigotry - you know what? In the grand scheme of things they’re all illusions, artifical constructs which serve a single purpose - divide and rule. That’s how the limited number of people in this world who exercise real power hang on to it, by keeping everyone else focussed on fighting amongst themselves - that way no one every really get round to figuring out exactly who it is whose really shitting on them from a great height because if they did…

… well you figure out for yourself just how many people exercise any real power in this world compared to the billions who don’t and then work out just exactly ehat would happen if all us powerless folks suddenly wised up at the same time and decided to go after the bastards with real power. Exactly.

That’s the saddest, dumbest part of this whole episode. Whoever it was who took umbrage at John’s comments and started kicking out complaints is probably sitting there congratulating themselves on a ‘job well done’, on striking a blow against the ‘oppressor’ without ever giving a second thought to the fact that, in reality, they’ve achieved precisely nothing. Nada. Fuck all. Jack Shit.

All they’ve done is pushed a guy who at least had the balls to speak his mind with a bit of humour and who understood that its often necessary to take things to the edge, to set out to deliberately provoke a reaction just to get a debate going at all, to shut down a weblog. Big fucking deal, hope you’re proud of yourself for proving that you’re just as dumb as pretty much everyone else on this fucking planet.

Or, as John Cooper-Clarke might say:

“People don’t have a good word for you, but I do.

TWAT!”

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Thw utterly dumb suggestion that we drop Holocaust Memorial Day out of deference to Muslim sensibilities - apparently its ‘offensive to Muslims’, give the impression that “western lives have more value than non-western livesâ€? and “sounds too exclusive to many young Muslims. It sends out the wrong signals” is almost too contemptible to deserve comment.

Yet, at the risk of being pedantic I am going to offer a few words and, frankly. make no apologies if any of them cause offence.

First of all, having looked over the HMD website there are certainly valid grounds for characterising the site and its resources and being rather too exclusive and, yes, rather too Jewish.

Yes, the best estimates of the number of Jewish casualties of the Holocaust run to around 5-6 million, a horrific figure in anyone’s book but some way short of the estimates 9-11 million who actually died in Nazi concentration and slave labour camps during WWII, despite the fact that the only olther casualties which seem to be explicitly acknowledged by the site are Jehovah’s Witnesses.

So, yes, there is certainly a strong case for the charity to put considerably more effort into remembering the full range of victims of the Nazi genocide in Europe, which include:

Between a quarter and half of the total Sinti and Roma population of Europe.

Poles, Russian POWs and a wide range of ethnic Slavs.

Homosexuals

The physically and mentally disabled.

Communist, Socialists, Trade Unionists and political dissidents.

In fact anything from another 3-6 million people who were not Jewish but still made their way onto the Nazi shit-list and ended up taking a short trip to a mass grave.

Now getting back to the other point, the idea of a generic ‘Genocide Day’ - as supported by Sir Iqbal Sacranie - which would recognise the mass murder of Muslims in Bosnia, Palestine and Chechnya.

To be honest I’m fine with that in principle as a new and separate event, although I might be rather more sympathetic to the idea had anyone bothered to mention the little matters of Rwanda or Darfur by name rather than lumping it in with ‘people of other faiths’ as a bit of an afterthought - oh, and why only ‘people of other faiths’, what have us atheists done to get ourselves excluded - but as we’re on the subject of remembering genocide and saying never again then I’m sure that, as a Muslim, Sir Iqbal won’t mind being the one to lay a wreath to the memory of one of two other historical genocides that he might otherwise be inclined to forget.

For starters we’re take the Armenian, Assyrian and Pontian Greek massacres carried out by the Ottoman Empire - exact figures for the number of deaths are disputed but the general estimates run to anything from 1-1.5 million Armenians, around 250-500,000 Assyrians and 300-600,000 Pontian Greeks - although it needs to be remembered here that the Turkish State does not officially recognise any of these events as genocide…

… and nor does our own government or the US and, ironically, Israel, for that matter.

Or maybe we’ll take it back a bit further in history to the Mahmud of Ghazni who slaughtered an estimated 6 million Hindu in the course of conquering the Punjab in mix of religious zeal and outright greed - Mahmud would routinely strip Hindu temples of their wealth before destroying them so never let is be said that converting the infidel is without its fringe benefits.

Perhaps we should let that one go seeing as it was just over 1,000 years ago - or, fuvk it, maybe not. After all if the Pope can offer an apology for the Crusades then why baulk at remembering events that are only a couple of hundred years further back - who knows, if moan about it enough then made the government of Norway will offer us an apology for the antics of the Vikings, either that or send us another fucking Christmas tree every year.

I know, how about something a little more recent, something more contemporary might be more to Sir Iqbal’s tastes - how about the 3 million Bangladeshi killed by Pakistani forces during the Bangladesh Liberation War - not bad going for a war (in 1971, btw) which lasted a mere 267 days. That’s an average of over 11,000 killed per day, which in purely statistical terms seems to me to make the Nazis (11 million in, say 6-10 years or so all told) look like a bunch of rank fucking amateurs - and Speer thought he was fucking efficient, huh?

Oh, almost forgot, the was the little matter of the estimate 200,000 women raped during that little altercation as well, now I come to think of it.

The moral of this piece? Only that people in glass houses… oh, fuck it, you know the rest.

If people think a genric day of remembrance for victims of genocide is a good idea then I’m cool with it… just so long as they remember that if we’re really going to be inclusive then no one gets to pick and choose which genocide they wish to remember and which ones they’d rather forget.

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“This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organising genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.�
Aneurin Bevan, May 25 1945

Apart from noting, with a sense of weary irony, that in the space of mere sixty years since Nye Bevan made that particular comment in a speech at Blackpool, the organising geniuses of successive governments have succeeded in producing a dire shortage of both named commodities, one can only wonder quite what Nye would have made of a Labour Party that has succeeded in losing 50% of its membership in the space of a mere eight years. Yet that’s the sad fact that faces party members today; since 1997 Labour Party membership has declined from 407,000 at the time of that year’s general election to around 200,000. In the last eight years, half the party’s membership has simply got up, turned its back and walked away.

Now we are going to have a commission to examine why, not that you’d realise this from the party website which has yet to catch on to this initiative and there’s no mention of it whatsoever on there as yet, despite the fact that news of this commission emerged a few weeks back via Tribune.

To some extent, party membership was always going to decline somewhat from its peak in the run-in to the 1997 election; the general air of ‘get the Tories out’ of the time meant that along with many committed members, Labour also attracted a fair few ‘fair-weather friends’, people who joined up more for reasons of wishing to see an end to 18 years of Tory misrule than out of any genuinely heart-felt commitment to the Labour cause; but even allowing for that to lose half your members in a mere eight years seems rather more than carelessness.

As Bob Piper rightly points out, its not just Labour Party membership that’s on the decline. Overall, membership of the main three political parties; Labour, the Lib Dems and the Tories, has fallen in recent years and a big part of that has to be down to the general malaise that affecting politics in the UK, the widespread perception that politics and politicians, in particular, have become so remote from the real world in which us mere mortals live that any connection between them and wider public is now so tenuous as to be of negligible value and I have to admit that, like Bob, I really couldn’t give a toss about the troubles affecting other parties except in the most general terms that a lack of public engagement in politics in bad for democracy as a whole. I’m a Labour Party member and its the Labour Party and where it goes on from here that I care about.

So what has gone wrong?

Lots of things. In fact the one thing I would expect from this commission if it does its job properly is that the question ‘why did you leave the Labour Party?’ will throw up a myriad of different reasons; some of which be very specific to the way the Party has operated over the last eight years, others being more general in tone and reflective of wider loss of confidence in the wider political process: in fact there’s already a very good paper on this very subject (PDF), produced by Dr Gaye Johnson of Save the Labour Party, which outlines many of the more obvious causes of decline, from dissatisfaction with policies adopted in government on specific issues – Iraq features heavily as you may expect – to frustration with Party leadership and its general lack of regard for the democratically expressed (at the annual conference) position on a number of policies. In recent years, the annual conference has voted solidly against, amongst other things, foundation hospitals and PFI and in favour of the restoration of the railways to public ownership, all of which have then been disregarded by the Parliamentary Party in government.

At this year’s conference, depending on which resolutions make it to the floor, we’re likely to see further ‘defeats’ for the Party leadership on a variety of issues if they are debated; ID cards and City Academies being two obvious ‘banana skins’ that the PLP are likely to be keen to avoid, plus whatever comes from the Trade Union movement in the aftermath of ‘Gate Gourmet’ which seems likely to involve calls for the restoration of rights to mount secondary picketing. The simple fact is that on a significant number of policy issues, including pretty much the entire output of the Home Office in the last few years, not only the ‘top brass’ of the Party are likely to find itself very much at odds with the rank and file membership but also unlikely to be able to rely on the big trade unions to pull their collective arses out of the fire should any number of contentious issue be put to the vote.

At the very heart of this issue is the question of democracy itself, both within the Party and in the wider sense of democratic engagement with the political process. The very first thing it says on the back of my membership card is:

“The Labour Party is a democratic socialist party.�

…yet from where I and many other members are sitting, the last eight years has seen precious little socialism in some key policy areas (Home Office) and even less democracy within the party. How, indeed, can we even maintain the pretence of being a democratic party when democratic decisions on policy, taken by party members, are blithely ignored by those who we elected to represent our interests.

That’s not necessarily to say that the Party in government must be absolutely bound to follow a lead given by members to the very letter of the conference resolution. It’s quite right that there should be a degree of flexibility and a bit of give and take on policy issues simply because, as ordinary members, we are unlikely to be aware of many of the practical constraints which come into play in government in trying to take policies from the ‘drawing board’ and put them into practice. An important facet of representative democracy is that there are times when it is right for a government and/or a party’s MPs to go against the wishes of their own membership and, indeed, against wider public opinion; as has happened on several occasions when the matter of the death penalty reared its ugly head only to be voted down by MPs who did the right thing, even in the face of media histrionics from the ‘usual suspects’ – the Mail, Express and, of course, The Sun. Let’s not forget, if public opinion at the time had been slavishly turned into public policy, we would have almost certainly have hanged both the ‘Guildford Four’ and the ‘Birmingham Six’.

Yet, the fact that, even in a democratic society and a democratic organisation, like the Labour Party, we accord our elected representatives an element of autonomy when practicalities demand it, does not absolve those representatives of their wider duty to be accountable. At the very least, when the PLP chooses to disregard the democratically expressed wishes of the wider party membership there remains a basic duty to explain themselves and account for their actions. The single most consistent mantra amongst certain upper echelon Labour politicians during their time in government has been, and still is, ‘I reject’.

To be perfectly frank, if there is one practice within politics that pisses me more than anything else its the apparent belief amongst many senior politicians that just about any difficult question or contrary position can simply be ignored just on the basis of their having stated that they reject whatever it is… which is then almost always followed by a five minute exposition of whatever the official party line is.

And, if anyone who is involved in this new commission does happen to look in then you can quite happily take that as my first and, in many respects, most important contribution to your review. It all comes down to one thing which, quite laughably in many ways, has become a central plank of current government policy. Respect.

I have a very simple philosophy when it comes to the question of respect.

It starts with a recognition that everyone I encounter in life is due, in the first instance, a basic level of respect, and indeed courtesy, which comes the mere fact that I am dealing with another human being; after that, respect is something you earn. In fact it’s something you have to earn because only them does it have any real value.

That’s what, for me, politics and many politicians have lost – or maybe they never had it in the first place and its only in the modern era where television and the Internet lets us see far more of our elected representatives, first hand, than ever before that this has become apparent. Whatever it is, the fact that politicians have lost the respect of the public and that the Labour Party has clearly lost the respect of 200,000 members sufficiently for them to to have left the party, is down to the politicians themselves and their failure to show us ordinary folks even the basic respect and courtesy of engaging us in real dialogue and debate.

That’s the bottom line here, the single most important message that needs to be understood.

This isn’t difficult, you know. All we are talking about here are the most basic facets of human communication and interaction. I ask you a question, you give me an answer. I put a reasoned argument to you, you give me a reasoned argument back. If we agree, we agree. If we disagree, we disagree… but either way I’ve given you the respect and courtesy of treating you as a reasonable and, hopefully, intelligent human being and you’ve done likewise. Throw in a bit of basic honesty on both sides and there you have it, a simple recipe for rational, adult, engagement in the political process.

So why doesn’t it happen?

Actually, it is a question I really would like see put to a politician on either the radio or TV, just to see how they’d react to it and whether they could actually come up with an answer. Wouldn’t it just be wonderful to see ‘Paxo’ on Newsnight tackle one of the legion of anodyne junior ministers that get shuffled out on to the programme on regular basis with the opening gambit of:

“Minister. Would you like to explain why you and your colleagues insist on treating the general public as a bunch of total imbeciles?�

Or maybe after a particular long and banal ‘party line’ answer on Question Time for someone in the audience to ask:

“Yes, that’s all very well… but why are trying to take us for a bunch of prats?â€?

To be scrupulously fair and play the ball, not the man, I should point here that it’s not necessarily the case that junior Ministers are personally banal or anodyne, more than the requirement that they slavishly toe the party line while acting as if they were deviod or personal opinions that makes them appear that way.

If you look at many of the things which are often cited as damaging the political process and, in particular, real engagement in policy-making in the modern era; whether it’s the proliferation of ‘up-there-own-arse-so-far-they-clean-their-teeth-with-Andrexâ€? think-tanks, the millions, billions when it comes to central government, spent on ‘consultants’, the endless round of tedious ‘rubber stamp’ consultations which aren’t consultations at all as the only questions being asked are ‘do you agree with our answers? - please answer yes’; these are all symptoms of the problem and not the problem itself. The real problem is that politics, like a number of other professions – law and medicine spring immediately to mind – has a culture which is predicated on the idea that it knows best and, more importantly, on the idea that any sense that it might, sometimes, not know best or make the occasional mistake, is to be avoided at all costs, that even the slightest sign of fallibility damages their credibility. The Doctor/Lawyer/Politician is always right and even when they’re not they’re going to keep on telling you they’re right until you believe it without every realising that its precisely that attitude which damages their credibility more than anything else. You’d think just once that someone in these professions would finally get around to understanding that its not the fuck up that gets you, its the cover up afterwards, after all it’s only Healey’s first rule of holes – when in one, stop digging.

Case in point – look at the absolute hammering that Bush is getting at the moment over the mishandling of relief operation in New Orleans. Would it really be anywhere near so bad if instead of praising his cronies and trying to pretend that everything was going fine he’d have called a press conference after the first couple of days and said something along the lines of:

“Look, this is complete fuck-up. I’m sorry, I’m as pissed off about it as you are, which is why I’m calling together to all the relevant City, State and Federal authorities into a meeting where I’m going to kick a few arses and get things sorted out and the relief operation moving properly.â€?

I really don’t think so, in fact had he taken that kind of line – without the expletives, obviously – then you’d find that not only would his public approval ratings be massively on the rise but he’d also be a shoe-in for the cover of the next Time magazine who’d be lauding him as a ‘man of action’ who happily shoulders the burden of a heavy responsibility.

I happen to think that it is a basic facet of human nature that we respect people who are prepared to take responsibility for their own actions, people who are honest enough that when they make mistakes and get things wrong, they accept responsibility for those mistakes and do their level best to learn from them. And, by and large, we can accept that people make mistakes if those mistakes are made genuinely and not out of negligence or malice – it’s almost always in how we deal with those mistakes, how we react to an adverse situation and take on responsibility that we shape the way in which we’re perceived by others. Its one of the more important and valuable ways in which we earn respect.

I’ve drifted off into generalities here but the point remains painfully valid when its comes to the question of why the Labour Party has lost half its membership in a mere eight years. Yes, there are a plethora of practical things which need to be done here to make both membership of the party and engagement in the political process attractive once again – not least of which is the re-education of the media and the wider electorate in the understanding of the critical difference between an open and frank political debate and a ’split’ - but all of these things proceed from what are very basic, very human attitudes and faculties; respect, courtesy and simple, honest communication.

So when it comes to the work of this commission, whatever it finds to be the detailed reasons why party membership is in decline, the one question it needs to be asking of all our politicians and of others working within the party hierarchy at various levels is:

“What responsibility are you going to accept for this situation?�

… with the full expectation that what we get in return is a full, frank and honest answer.

More on this soon.

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11 Sep
2005

Back from my hols and only one thing to say about England’s abysmal performance against Northern Ireland.

Dear Sven

FOUR-FOUR-FUCKING-TWO!!!

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I wonder can anyone who supports the supposed theory of intelligent design please explain to me that if there is some sort of intelligence shaping the development of the universe then why do men have nipples?

I mean it’s not as is the serve any particular purpose, is it?

They’re not functional and I can really say that they’re particularly decorative either.

In fact, speaking as a man, they don’t do anything and I can’t say as it would make much a difference to my life if they weren’t there.

They are, to all intents and purpose, an entirely redundant feature which need not have been included in the ‘design’ in the first place and could easily be taken out of the design without anyone every missing them.

So surely if you supposed intelligent designer really were that intelligent then he/she/it wouldn’t have put them there in the first place.

Anyway, I’m off on holiday for a week, so I’ll pick up any replies when I get back.

See ya soon.

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What judgment shall I dread, doing no wrong?
You have among you many a purchas’d slave,
Which, fike your asses and your dogs and mules,
You use in abject and in slavish parts,
Because you bought them; shall I say to you
‘Let them be free, marry them to your heirs?
Why sweat they under burdens? let their beds
Be made as soft as yours, and let their palates
Be season’d with such viands? You will answer
‘The slaves are ours.’ So do I answer you:
The pound of flesh which I demand of him
Is dearly bought; ’tis mine, and I will have it.
If you deny me, fie upon your law!
There is no force in the decrees of Venice.
I stand for judgment: answer; shall I have it?

Shylock, Merchant of Venice - Act IV, Scene I

Several bloggers have plenty to say on the subject of Harriet Harman’s proposal to allow the relatives of victims of murder or manslaughter to address the court before sentence is handed down; and none of it complimentary - see here, here and here for starters.

As ever what we have here is the importation of another Americanism into the UK legal system - courts in California certainly allow this kind of undignified spectacle - and, again, another example of government’s willingness to sacrifice the authority of Third Estate on the altar of populism in return for nothing more substantive than a favourable editorial in the Sun.

Quite what purpose will be served by forcing the judiciary to sit through a parade of mendicant relatives supplicating themselve before the bench in the hope of getting a pound and half of flesh is anyone’s guess; judges being a traditionally indepedent-minded lot are unlikely to succumb to this kind of blatant emotional blackmail - one can hardly imagine one going on to address the prisoner at the bar by saying…

“Well I was considering a minimum 15 year tariff but after Mrs Miggins’ performance I think I’ll up it to twenty and chuck in an extra five on account of her having to suffer the indignity of having to wear that hideous suit to court throughout the course of the trial.”

What a load of bollocks!

Is this going to have any impact at all on sentencing? No.

Is this going to make relatives feel better about things and be more inclined to think that justice has been done? Not really. In the kind of rare and completely egregious cases where a judge does decide that life should mean life then they may come away from it thinking that way but for the most part it really doesn’t matter what sentence the judge hands down, for grieving relatives its never going to be long enough.

The only people who might conceivably benefit from such a spectacle would be TV companies, were they to be permitted to televise trials as, at least, it would add a bit of theatre to proceedings.

Who knows, maybe that’s what really behind these proposals. Maybe the government have had an offer from Endemol but have been asked to jazz things up a bit to make it a bit more suitable for a TV audience.

Just think of the possibilities here.

“Hello and welcome to day 27 in the Big Brother Court and with jury having been summoned to the Diary Room, yesterday, to give their verdict - guilty of course, today we’ll be moving on to the sentencing…

Later in the programme we’ll be giving you the opportunity to vote for your choice of celebrity advocate for the grieving family.

Remember up to last night Tara Palmer-Tomkinson was looking like the favorite but we’ve been told there were a lot of votes overnight for young Nonentity from the Boy Band ‘Smarm’ - but now its over to catch up on all the action in the Judges chambers…”

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