Who’d have thought it?
Friday January 27th 2006, 7:39 pm
Filed under: News & Current Events, Politics

Prescott injured in ’sprint’ race

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has sprained his ankle while running with youngsters at an athletics track.

Mr Prescott, 67, told onlookers in Carlisle: “I’ve pulled a bloody muscle. I feel a right bloody twit.”

Aides put an ice-pack on his swollen ankle before he limped away to his official chauffeur-driven Jaguar.

As he was led away, Mr Prescott, a schoolboy boxer, said of his 10 and 11-year-old competitors: “I thought I was going to beat these beggars.”

I mean the words ‘Prescott’ and ’sprint’ in the same sentence…

License

This work is published under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales License.


1 Comment so far
Leave a comment

I love “chauffeur-driven Jaguar” there. Others may see evidence of a persistent BBC animus against the War Party (as ministers have never driven themselves, and at least the car is British-made), but Prescott deserves it. (Anyway, every story about this I could find on Google news said the same thing — probably because they were all sourced from the one stringer.)

Comment by Backword Dave 01.27.06 @ 10:17 pm



Leave a comment
Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

(required)

(required)