With the sad news that the great Syd Barrett died peacefully a couple of days ago, everyone seems to be going overboard with the Shine On You Crazy Diamond references, which is why I thought I’d remind folks that Roger Waters wrote more than just the one song for Syd.

Wish You Were Here

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange
a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl,
year after year,
running over the same old ground. What have we found?
The same old fears,
wish you were here.

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Even with everything else that’s gone during the course of the World Cup, one still has to ask one final question…

…Is Martin Jacques a miserable bastard, or what?

While everyone else has been watching the football, it seems Martin has been agonising over the ethnic profile of the tournament in order to come up with stunning observations, like this one…

Unlike virtually every other human activity - from politics and economics to universities and the military - football has managed to give a growing place in the sun to those who are normally marginalised and unrepresented. The growing importance of Africa and Asia in football are testimony to this.

But, alas, not in this World Cup. In the last sixteen there was only one African side and no Asian.

And that’s because, of the African and Asian teams, only Ghana managed to qualify from the group stages - the rest weren’t good enough to go through - that’s football.

In the last eight, there were six European and two Latin American:

Hang on, I thought you were worrying about the lack of African and Asian teams - now we’re on to Latin America? Oh, should mention, Ghana lost their last 16 game and didn’t qualify, which explains that…

the last four was a European monopoly.

Well that’s because the two Latin American teams lost their quarter finals - this is a fucking football tournament after all, which means that kind of thing happens. Teams lose games in the knock-out stage and get knocked out of the tournament - that’s why its called the fucking knock-out stage. D’oh!

(Compare this with the last World Cup, where there were only three European sides in the last eight and just one in the semi-finals.)

What proves what, exactly? That last time round only one European team played well enough to make the semi-finals… so what?

Mind you it gets better…

With the next World Cup being held in South Africa, we must hope for a much greater representation of African sides. Without doubt, Ghana and the Ivory Coast were two of the best sides in this World Cup, but they fell well before they should have done, while Nigeria and Cameroon, the traditionally strongest African sides, never made it to Germany. Fifa needs to find a way of increasing the number of African sides in the last 32 - hopefully at the expense of Europe.

‘Scuse me, Martin - can you fucking count?

In the 2002 World Cup Finals there 15 finalists who qualified via the European group stages, including Turkey who qualified via Europe.

In this year’s tournament, there were 14 European teams, including the host nation, Germany, who didn’t have to play in the qualifying rounds - that’s one less than in 2002, where the numbers were also skewed by having joint hosts, South Korea and Japan, who took up two automatic places in the final stages.

Meanwhile… there were four African qualifiers in 2002 and five this year, while the Asian contingent remained unchanged at four teams in both tournaments.

Neither Cameroon or Nigeria made the finals, true, but that’s because they failed to qualify from the African qualifying rounds and were knocked out by Angola and the Ivory Coast - you might notice that both these teams have one thing in common - they’re both from Africa.

Martin’s already dug himself nicely into a hole, but why stop there when you can starting filling it in over your head..

But this feeling of regression is not just related to the over-representation of European sides - linked no doubt to the fact that it was held in Germany - during these championships. It is also about the question of colour. We are now familiar with the incidence of black and brown players in European sides. This traditionally, however, has only been a characteristic of the French, English and Dutch sides. I haven’t tried to make any precise statistical analysis of the European sides this time around but it feels that here again there has been a retreat.

So you haven’t tried to make any precise statistical analysis of the European sides this time round? Probably just as well given that can’t even count the number of fucking teams in the tournament and get it right.

For the record, basically Germany had one, generally introduced as a substitute; Italy none; Spain (managed by that well-known http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1353008,00.html Aragones) one; Portugal one; and so on. More seriously, the Netherlands had hardly any: yet this is a country which more or less ever since Gullit and Rikaard has had a core of black and brown players. Why? Is it a dearth of talent or is it related to the racist atmosphere now gripping the country? Even the English team took a step backwards, with only two black players normally in the starting line-up, compared with five in the match against Brazil in the 2002 World Cup.The glorious exception is France, with a majority of non-white players. This is why the French national side has become such a powerful emblem in the fight against racism there - both in 1998 and in 2006.

What a load of bollocks. Germany actually had a black player, which is one more than for most of its history, but that kind of thing obviously doesn’t count because he was only a substitute, Italy had none. Spain is managed by an alleged racist, although Martin can’t actually say that (lawyered, I guess) so he can only put in a link to a relevant story in Graun, which he still managed to screw up. Holland don’t have as many as they used to, nor do England, which is a ’step backwards’, despite that fact that if we’re to play quotas here then Black players were actually solidly over represented in the Englan team/squad compared to population…

…but the French are still as wonderful as ever.

Why?

Well I’m going to throw Martin a bit of bone here - what England, France and Holland have in common, which lacking in the case of Germany, Italy and Spain is pretty strong and pretty recent links with their former overseas colonies, which is not really something that Germany, Italy and Spain have in abundance. You might, therefore, want to take a bit of look at the changing patterns of immigration in recent years to get a bit of picture as to part of the explanation for this.

None of this hides the fact that, for the most part, Martin is talking a load of bollocks - his only substantive point is the one about the lack of black managers in the game, but that’s something that will probably being to change over time. Football, being the game it is, many of its managers come into the role having played the game prefessionally, which means that even now, we’re only really a couple of footballing generations, three at most, into having a decent number of black players in the English game and still, therefore, pretty limited in the pool from which a few of them could come through into management.

In other words, its too early to judge, just yet, how the impact of black footballers will develop on into the management and administrative side of the game, although I will put in a word here for a former Baggie, Brendan Batson, who took exactly that route when his playing days came to an end and with some considerable success.

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No great analysis, this time, just a few more snippets of information from various sources in relation to the whole Prescott/Anschutz saga…

First, from the Lords Hansard (26 Nov 2002), we have:

Lord Avebury: My Lords, was not an undertaking given by English Partnerships to provide 3,500 low-cost dwellings as part of the development of the peninsula? Can the noble Lord, Lord Rooker, say whether that is still the case and over what period those dwellings are to be provided?

Lord Rooker: My Lords, I have already stated that a planning application is due to go to the Greenwich local authority before the end of the year. Therefore, I cannot comment in detail on that matter. The application has not yet been submitted or published and I am not privy to it because I am not the planning Minister for the Dome. However, for some time the developers have been taking a road-show around Greenwich for the residents of the area. There are plans for approximately 9,000 to 10,000 homes, 3.5 million square feet of commercial property, a four or five-star hotel, a secondary school, open space and parkland, and 20,000 permanent jobs. Of course, negotiations and discussions will take place as to how many of the homes are affordable in the sense that we understand that term.

All of which confirms that the hotel development, which AEG are now apparently saying will no go ahead without a casino to go with it, was part of the overall plan from the outset, even though there is no mention of the a casino at this stage.

Interestingly, the next line in Hansard is this…

Baroness Hanham: My Lords, in view of the action taken by the Attorney-General of New York state, will the Minister say whether the Government are still satisfied as to the financial standing and probity of Anschutz Entertainment?

Which gets this response…

Lord Rooker: My Lords, English Partnerships deal with Meridian Delta Limited. It will sub-contract the operation of the Dome to Anschutz Entertainment Group. Therefore, the contract is with Meridian Delta. The full amount of due diligence has been

A bit of a dig around in the news archives turns up this story…

New York attorney general sues former WorldCom CEO

New York state attorney general Eliot Spitzer sued former WorldCom chief executive Bernard Ebbers and four top executives of other telecommunications companies on Monday for allegedly making millions of dollars in profits from hot initial public offerings.

Which goes on to state:

In the lawsuit, Spitzer named Ebbers, Qwest Communications chairman Philip Anschutz, former Qwest chief executive officer Joseph P. Nacchio, Metromedia Fiber Networks chairman Stephen Garofalo and former McLeod USA chief Clark McLeod.

And…

Spitzer claims Ebbers made more than 11 million dollars from several dozen IPOs in the late 1990s. Anschutz allegedly made 5 million dollars, McLeod more than 9 million dollars, and Nacchio more than 1 million dollars.

"The executives received huge perks from a vendor who sought their business," he said. "This clearly was unjust enrichment, andit violated the disclosure requirements of state law. Uninformed shareholders, meanwhile, lost millions of dollars when the stocks in the defendants companies crashed."

The detail of the suit filed by Spitzer, for any legal eagles looking in, can be read here (pdf)

As for the outcome of this case, well in 2003 Anschutz cut a deal and settled out of court…

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - The former chairman of Qwest Communications International Inc. is giving up $4.4 million he improperly received through IPOs doled out by Salomon Smith Barney, according to New York State Attorney General Eliot Spitzer.

Under the agreement, the former chairman, Phillip F. Anschutz, will give up the money to six law schools and non-profit groups in what Spitzer said is the first time an executive has parted with profits linked to the practice of IPO spinning.

Spinning — which involves allotting IPO shares to investment banking clients — is banned under a $1.4 billion settlement inked late last month between 10 banks and securities regulators trying to curb conflicts of interest on Wall Street.

The deal between Anschutz and Spitzer’s office comes eight months after Spitzer sued Anschutz and four other telecommunications executives, alleging they improperly profited from hot initial public offerings given in return for investment banking business.

What this tells us is that Anschutz has a fair bit of previous form for cutting under the counter deals, which the government were aware of at the time the deal for the Dome was going through - so why are we doing business with him in the first place?

What this may well explain, is why Anschutz are allowed to develop the hotel (and casino, if they get the licence) but not run it themselves, athough this could also just come down to AEG lacking a track record in the casino industry.

Not to worry, however, because Anschutz has cut a deal with a company called Kerzner International to rtun the casino, as we see here…

Millennium Dome, London

In June 2004, the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister announced the successful completion of all commercial contracts and planning negotiations among the national regeneration agency, English Partnerships, Peninsula Meridian Delta Ltd., Anschutz Entertainment Group and the Greenwich Council. These arrangements are expected to lead to the regeneration of the Greenwich Peninsula, which will include extensive new commercial facilities as well as homes, schools, nursery and health provision, transportation infrastructure and the development of a world-class entertainment and sports arena within the Dome.

Anschutz Entertainment Group expects to develop a 20,000-seat entertainment andsports arena within the Dome, known as the "Dome Arena." The Dome Arena willalso operate as a fully flexible exhibition space. In addition to the Dome Arena, the Dome project will include entertainment, leisure and retailfacilities. We previously announced in September 2003 an agreement toparticipate in a development of this type. On July 13, 2004, we identified the project as the Dome. Pursuant to our agreement with Anschutz Entertainment Group, we plan to develop and operate an approximately $350.0 million resort casino and hotel.

Thsi information comes from a filing at the US Security and Exchanges Commission from March 2005, although the deal, itself, was reported as having been signed in July 2004, as below…

As reported by: Business Wire: — " Kerzner International Limited (NYSE:KZL) (the "Company"), a leading international developer and operator of destination resorts, casinos and luxury hotel properties, today announced that it has been appointed the preferred developer with respect to the development and management of gaming, hotel and entertainment facilities in two key markets in the United Kingdom.

The proposed sites for the projects are the Scottish Exhibition + Conference Centre (the "SECC") in Glasgow and Sportcity in East Manchester. Over the course of the next several months, the Company will enter into negotiations of binding agreements for both of these projects.

These developments are part of major regional regeneration projects supported by the respective council for each city. Each of these projects was the subject of a competitive bidding process with up to a dozen major U.S. and European gaming companies tendering proposals in each instance.

In addition, the Company announced that it has entered into a binding agreement with affiliates of Anschutz Entertainment Group for the development and operation of a casino and hotel resort facility at the Millennium Dome in London (the "Dome").

These three proposed developments, which are subject to the passage of gaming legislation in the U.K., are all expected to meet the ‘Resort’ or ‘Regional’ Casino’ criteria defined by the Department of Culture, Media and Sport and the Parliamentary Joint Committee which recently reviewed the draft Gambling Bill. The three developments are subject to certain conditions, including the passage of gaming reform legislation and the receipt of applicable regulatory, municipal, regional or other approvals. If all of the necessary conditions are satisfied by 2005, the Company would expect these development projects to be completed during 2007.

The Company expects the total capital commitment for the development projects to be approximately $1 billion.

Notice that Kerzner has two other casino bids in the pipeline, Glasgow and Manchester, both of which made the shortlist for the one super casino licence on offer, as did the Dome. In fact it was almost four of the eight bid on the shortlist as Kerzner, at one point, looked set to take over Wembley - not the new stadium but the company that used to own the stadium and which still deals with dog racing, gambling, etc. - until political problems with the Lincoln Park Race Track in Rhode Island, which is now Wembley’s main asset, made them think better of the deal.

And while we’re on Kerznet, would it surprise you to know that the company just so happens to be incorprated in the Bahamas - corporate America’s number one favourite off-shore tax haven…

Getting back to Anschutz, the Graun, back in 2003, gives a reasonable run through several Anschutz related matters in which, for a billionaire businessman, the man looks positively teflon-coated…

…although one thing the article does do is shit on Prescott’s ‘it was all a done deal and I know nothing’ defence…

The dome disposal is being handled by John Prescott who inherited the process from Lord Falconer. Last night, the deputy prime minister’s spokesman confirmed the 24-month construction programme may not start until the 2005 calendar year. "Subject to planning permission being secured in early 2004, Anschutz and MDL aim to start work on the arena and proposed wider development in 2004-5," said the spokesman. "The build-out programme and opening arrangements are a matter for AEG."

However, it gets even more interesting when we come to the House of Commons Hansard for Feb 15th 2006 (this year, but long before the whole Anschutz business blew up)

Mr. Pickles: To ask the Deputy Prime Minister what responsibilities he has had for the millennium dome in each year since his appointment as Deputy Prime Minister. [49713]

Jim Fitzpatrick: The Deputy Prime Minister inherited responsibility for the millennium dome in May 2002 when the Office of the Deputy Prime Minister was created as a Department in its own right. Prior to that responsibility for the dome rested with the former Department for Transport, local government and the regions.

Now hang on a second here - Prescott’s line has been that the Dome deal was dealt with by Charlie Falconer.

But at the time, Falconer was the Minister for Housing, Planning and Regeneration, a post within the Department for Transport, local government and the regions, and the actual Secretary of State for that department was…

…see if you can guess who?

Yes, you got it - JOHN PRESCOTT.

Falconer may have been the front man on the Dome deal, as well as Tony’s best mate - but Prescott was, at the time the deal was being struck, Falconer’s boss…

What the fuck is this? It wasn’t me it was my underling - the reverse Nuremburg defence ‘I wasn’t giving orders’…

Or are we to be told that during the year that Falconer worked for Prescott, the only thing they ever discussed was William Wilberforce, cowboy films and farming sugar beet!

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11 Jul
2006

Wahey, Kitty Ussher’s back with another puff piece in the Graun (from last Friday - and curiously enough, not on Comment Is Free where us plebs can get at her via the comments boxes)

And what’s Kitty got to say for herself this time? Well, looks rather like she’s taking a line from the immortal Yosser Hughes…

Let us have a go

Message to the Labour party leadership: if you’re tired and have run out of steam, let the next generation of MPs take over

Right, so after ‘New Labour’ it’s going to be ‘New Labour: The Next Generation’ which I guess means that Kitty’s making the play for the job of touchy-feely dark-haired Greek totty in in skin-tight mini-dress (how many fucking hypens is that that?) and not the still-pretty-fit-for-an-older-single-parent doctor role - anything to the avoid the alternatively of taking on of the expendable-underling-in-the-red-jumpsuit who dies in the first ten minutes of the episode jobs.

One slight problem here - Redwood’s still a Tory so we’re completely fucked for the android…

There’s something changing within the internal dynamic of the Labour party at the moment.

What was my majority again, last time out? About 5,800 on a 10% drop in the share of the vote and with an independent and the BNP scoring nearly 10,000 votes between them - ohhhhhhhhh shit!

Its natural for leaders at the top to begin to look - and perhaps even feel - a bit tired and jaded after a decade of hard and important work.

Bunch of washed-up tossers, the lot of you!

But as time goes on it is also becoming increasingly clear that there are bright and capable people waiting on the fringes who are ready to refresh and renew the policy-making process.

Like me, for instance!

For starters, there are the 40 Labour MPs elected for the first time to parliament only a year ago - three-quarters of whom are women - but it goes beyond that.

But lets not forget while we’re on the subject -that I’m new and I look a bit like Heather Graham in that Jack the Ripper film with Johhny Depp in it - now how fucking cool is that!

There are some new junior ministers, and some others well capable of being them, bursting with ideas, and with loads of experience and capacity.

And they’re just dying to get shot of you old bastards and give me a job…

And it’s a network of people that certainly doesn’t want to be in opposition.

You’re fucking things up for us, aren’t you - and we’re not going to like that… Who said ‘Midwich Cuckoos’? I’ll fucking get you for that, I will!

We’re in politics to change things, not sit around for decades talking till the cows come home about the theoretical possibility of putting a grand vision into practice while someone else gets on with running the country.

Look, what do I have to do to get a decent job around here - fuck Prescott?

I’ve already had to put up with working for Patricia Hewitt for fuck’s sake, what more do you want?

So here’s the message for the bosses: if you’re tired, run out of steam, had enough, we’ll have a go.

Gizza job. Go on, giz it. I can do that!

Don’t give it up to the other lot; look around you instead.

Weeeeeee’re Heeeeeerrre - whooo-hooo!

Labour can renew in government because Labour still has the people hungry for government, and the responsibility and opportunity to effect change.

And didn’t I hear that Dorneywood’s still going after that business with the croquet? Fuck it, I’m not too proud, I’ll take it.

Meanwhile, back home in the constituency, there’s been a bit of rumbling.

That’s the first and tast time I invite Prescott round for lunch - phewwww!

Since I last wrote, we’ve lost control of the council. Previously a minority Labour administration, we lost five seats at the local elections and its now a minority Liberal/Tory administration.

Look, I’m really in the shit here, guys!

One of the first things the new administration did was to annoy the 400-odd minicab and taxi drivers in town over the way new licences are being introduced sufficiently for them to go on strike for six days.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

They’ve gone back now but not without causing some serious inconvenience for both night-time revellers and the elderly and disabled, who rely on minicabs to get around.

What’s the world coming to when you can’t get a cab home after a night on the piss, I ask you!

However, what goes around comes around. Little did the cabbies know when they went on strike that this would prove a tad inconvenient for the new leader of the council, various officers and other local civil servants and community representatives when they realised on Sunday that their booked minibus to take them to a conference wasn’t going to be turning up.

And I’ve got the distibutor cap and spark plugs to prove it, too!

A hasty ring-round eventually produced a scab cab from nearby Nelson, but the owners - being best mates with all the Burnley drivers - didn’t want to be identified so sent an unrecognisable clapped-out old minibus and insisted on meeting the group down a side street.

"On the national express there’s a jolly hostess, selling crisps and teeeeea
She’ll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks, for a sky-high feeeeeeeeeee

Ba ba ba-bah, baaaa ba ba-bah…"

Whaddya mean sing the next bit? No I’m really not keen on that line about the size of her arse.

No, definitely not - now would you put that fucking mirror away, you’ll give me a complex…

Unfortunately, the minibus then broke down on the M60, which meant that the whole group had to sit on the hard shoulder and await rescue.

Amazing what happens when you bung the driver a pony…

For some reason negotiations between the council and the drivers’ representatives took on a new urgency after that.

Stitched the fuckers up good and proper, eh?

It’s now five years since the so-called "disturbances" that saw violence between whites and Asians erupt onto Burnley’s streets, and we marked the anniversary last week with a conference of civic leaders and a report on the challenges faced by the town.

Never look a freebie in the mouth, that’s what I alwys say…

I think to some extent we have learnt from the whole experience, in that there are now religious, civic and community leaders from all backgrounds in Burnley who have thought about issues relating to race and segregation in a way they hadn’t before. If heads were previously in the sand, they are starting to be pulled out.

Well they might have - I wasn’t anywhere near here at the time so it’s fuck all to do with me.

But I also think that we have an extremely long way to go before differences in our cultures and backgrounds are universally accepted and understood in a way that everyone feels comfortable with their own identity while accepting the right of others to be different.

Couldn’t understand a fucking word that Muslim guy was saying and I don’t think he was two impressed when I called him ‘Gunga Din’ and tried to order two chicken tikka massalas with poppadoms and mango chutney.

Never mind…

There’s still a lot of fear out there, on both sides. And it takes a brave person to reach out through that fear to listen to those that seem to threaten them by their very existence.

Got my arse out of town and back to the London flat as soon as we’d finished lunch, I did - too many of the fuckers wearing baggy tops and carrying rucksacks for my comfort…

But every time someone reaches out to someone else from a different background a little thread is connected across a divide. And as the number of threads grows, gradually a strong fabric will be weaved in our town that can withstand anything that life throws at it.

Ahhhh, isn’t that sweet. I’m really proud of that, even if I did get it out of one of those posh greetings cards they seel at Harrods.

Who knew you could pop in there and get a ‘Sorry about your fatwa’ card?

In the meantime, I am confronting my own personal demons by training for a fun run. I’m going to do the 3.5-mile ladies-only "race for life" on July 9.

And I’m never, ever, playing spin the bottle with the office staff, again - sadistic bunch of bastards…

It’s been carefully set up so that I have no escape. It’s in the constituency and I’ve told everyone that I’m going to do it.

Yeah right - I told everyone -sure, and that fucking leaflet the constituency secretary stuck out without telling me had absolutely fuck all to do with. Sure, it did, thank you very fucking much!!!

And there, we’ll leave Kitty to her musings on life, the universe and a ministerial salary…

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During last week’s brief spat with the MSM over Guido’s naming of another alleged mistress of John Prescott I made the general observation that is the press in this country really had any balls they’d be mounting a campaign against Britian’s appallingly unfair and draconian libel law and not whining about bloggers publishing the odd rumour or two.

So, with that in mind, its nice to see a prime example of our appalling libel laws at work this week in the case of ‘TV hypnotist’ Paul McKenna -vs- Mirror Group Newspapers, over the content of a column by Victor Lewis-Smith in 2003 entitled, "It’s A Load of Doc and Bull"

In this this report, from yesterday, the Times rather nicely takes us through the detail of the case, quoting enough from Lewis-Smith’s article to get a decent picture of the story.

According to the Times:

The High Court was told today that Mr McKenna was pilloried by journalist Victor Lewis-Smith in October 2003, in an article headlined "It’s A Load of Doc and Bull". But the truth was, said Mr McKenna’s lawyers, he studied for 18 months to obtain his doctorate in hypnotherapy in 1997 from Lasalle University, Louisiana, to which he submitted a final, 50,000-word dissertation.

Before going on to note that:

In his article, Mr Lewis-Smith referred to publicity material put out on Mr McKenna’s behalf boasting of his PhD, but not from the "well-respected" Lasalle University of the same name in Philadelphia. The author wrote: "I discovered that his doctorate had been awarded by another Lasalle University, an obscure, degrees-by-post establishment based in Mandeville, Louisiana.

"And, when I rang the university switchboard, I discovered that anyone could be fully doctored by Lasalle within months (no previous qualifications needed), just so long as they could answer the following question correctly: ‘Do you have $2,615, sir?"’

Mr Lewis-Smith said in his article that the principal of the university, Thomas James Kirk, was under investigation by the FBI and later pleaded guilty to federal fraud charges. Soon after that, Mr McKenna’s publicity material suddenly removed all mention of his PhD.

All of which is true, as this passage from the proceeding of the US House of Representatives Banking Committee Hearings in 1999, shows:

(2) La Salle University

Based upon SARs and complaints by victim-students, the New Orleans Office of the FBI initiated an investigation into LaSalle University, Mandeville, Louisiana, a mail order correspondence school which offered external degree studies. The SARs and complaints received concerned the structuring and money laundering by companies and individuals associated with LaSalle. La Salle solicited students through printed advertisements in magazines and major newspapers, had a national and international student registration of over 15,000 students, but later was found to be nothing more than a sophisticated diploma mill not recognized by any collegiate accrediting body. La Salle defrauded unsuspecting students by leading them to believe that they were accredited by the Council on Post Secondary Christian Education (COPCE) located in Washington, D.C. COPCE was established by La Salle management as a further level of deception, leading its students to believe they were attending an accredited university. La Salle acquired approximately $36 million in its multi-tiered ploy to obtain students.

The students being targeted by La Salle were defrauded by over $2 million per semester in student fees paid by check, credit card or bank draft. La Salle deceived the victim-students concerning the cost of tuition. Once the victim-student was enrolled, the management would double charge the draft or credit card of the provider.

La Salle used many shell companies to conceal the source of the income it generated. Victim students were duped into believing that the university had a religious affiliation, and served as a nonprofit institution. Over 12 different bank accounts were located by the FBI-some located in the Cayman Islands, maintained under various company names. The accounts were used by the president of La Salle to buy drugs, produce pornographic movies, and establish a quasi-militia organization with anti-government objectives.

La Salle had evaded local and federal prosecution by operating in various locations, starting in California in 1985 and relocating to Missouri, Nevada, Arizona, and Florida before relocating to Louisiana in 1992. Pursuant to the information provided by SARs and complaints, the FBI executed search warrants in July 1996. The additional evidence produced by the searches allowed the FBI to issue seizure warrants for bank accounts totaling over $10 million. Later, the home of the La Salle president, valued at approximately $2 million, was forfeited.

In the fall of 1997, all management officials of La Salle were convicted of various charges of mail fraud, wire fraud, and money laundering. In 1998, all monies seized by the FBI were forfeited, and returned to the victim-students as restitution.

Which is, in turn, backed up by this 1999 report from World Net Daily

William Tiller was hired by the city of Encinitas, just north of San Diego, in 1996, fresh out of the Marine Corps, to coordinate preparations for Y2K at a salary of $97,000 a year.

Tiller certainly looked well qualified for the position; he boasted not only a bachelor’s and master’s degree, but also two doctorate degrees.

There was just one problem, city officials later learned. Tiller’s resume turned out to be a complete fabrication.

Though Tiller has used different resumes, each has proven to be false. He claimed to have a bachelor’s degree in computer science and a master’s in information systems from Strayer University. He also claimed to have a doctorate in computer science from La Salle University as well as a doctorate in systems engineering from Columbia State University.

He picked up one doctorate in a month for a cost of about $3,000. No time in class. No thesis. It was so easy that he didn’t stop with one fake degree, he bought another, and then he faked degrees from a real school.

Strayer University is an accredited university with 12 campuses on the East Coast and headquarters in Virginia. Officials there confirmed that Tiller attended classes for a short time, but never came close to achieving any type of degree.

La Salle University and Columbia State University are well-known diploma mills. Anyone, for a fee, can obtain any degree their heart desires. The degrees are supposedly awarded based on life experience and correspondence work…

… The real La Salle University is a Catholic college outside Philadelphia. The diploma mill version is in Louisiana, where lax laws and loopholes make it a haven for such unaccredited schools.

The founder of La Salle, Thomas Kirk, is now in prison thanks to testimony from his ex-wife. Kirk is a self-proclaimed minister who awarded himself a Ph.D. and J.D.

Sales materials and a video from La Salle and Columbia boasted of graduates in high government and commercial positions. That is the one claim the bogus schools made that has proven to be true…

… Despite the loopholes in state law, investigators from the Louisiana attorney general’s office, along with federal investigators continue to investigate the lucrative scam. One investigator estimated that La Salle has issued 40,000 or more diplomas, with the majority going to government employees.

More than a dozen diploma mills have set up business in Louisiana because of the lenient laws there, according to a prosecutor in the office of Attorney General Richard Ieyoub. He says his office is investigating them all.

Federal investigators say there are thousands of offenders at the federal level, and an untold number at local government levels who use phony degrees to get their jobs and to qualify for higher salaries. Diplomas from bogus colleges and universities can be found on the walls and resumes of employees in the Department of Justice, congressional staff, U.S. Customs, the Department of Defense, NASA, and even the Department of Education. The list includes virtually every government agency.

Many government bureaucracies require advanced degrees as a means to determine who gets higher pay and promotions. The word got around on how to get what was needed quickly and efficiently, resulting in many government employees seeking out diploma mills.

Federal prosecutors who went after La Salle and Columbia were not looking into fraud committed by "graduates." They have also not yet determined whether government funds were used to pay for the degrees.

"They know they got a fake degree, and they continued the fraud by holding it up as legitimate. You’d be amazed at how many actually display the thing on their office wall," said one investigator who did not want to be identified because of on-going investigations.

Despite the fact that records from La Salle were seized containing the identification of federal employees who have the fake degrees, no government agency has yet requested copies of the records for review. The investigator was not surprised and said his office is only going after the school owners and not the degree recipients "for now," he said.

Are there others like Tiller with responsibilities for Y2K preparations in government positions? No one interviewed by WorldNetDaily knew the answer, but many have computer-related degrees so there is a strong likelihood that there are some.

The many documents, letters, and records seized from La Salle reveal that the vast majority of their "graduates" are in the military and other government positions at all levels, including congressional and White House staff.

There is no government oversight to determine the validity of claims by job applicants or those seeking promotions. Despite the mountain of evidence that thousands of government workers are not as qualified as they claim, no steps have been taken to investigate the extent of the problem, prevent it from continuing, or take action against those who have defrauded the public taxpayers.

Despite the efforts of prosecutors, both La Salle and Columbia continue to operate. There are many unaccredited schools that will provide a diploma for little or no effort, and a large sum of cash…

The Times goes on to report:

Subsequently, he [Lewis-Smith] said, the hypnotherapist had obtained a genuine PhD from a genuine business school. But he went on: "His newly-acquired doctorate shouldn’t blind anyone to the fact that the man made his name by reviving on TV the sort of distasteful and humiliating acts that were banned in this country’s theatres in the 1950s."

Which is a rather harsh view, certainly, but one that’s entirely a matter of opinion and nothing at all to do with whether McKenna’s PhD was kosher…

Now, however, we come to nub of the case…

Mr Browne told the judge: "Victor Lewis-Smith and the Mirror pilloried Mr McKenna as a fraud, claiming that he had a doctorate to which he had no honest entitlement. They can’t prove that to be true."

This is a prime example of how libel laws work in this country - the ‘University’ for which McKenna gained his PhD has been categorically shown to have been a sophisticated fraud that was not accreditted to award degrees by any credible academic body, yet McKenna’s claim for libel rests on the presumed inability of the Mirror to demonstrate that he was not entitled to a PhD, not on the legitimacy, or otherwise, of the degree he did obtain, which he used in his advertising material at the time.

The Times goes on:

Counsel said that Mr McKenna, who is dyslexic, sought a doctorate to atone for his failure at school, to make a contribution to the community which would have practical therapeutic benefits and to add value to his business. Far from being able to buy a doctorate, the evidence showed that he was initially rejected by the university for the course.

Lasalle’s modus operandi was to advertise its ‘degree’ in newspapers, something which, for most people, would reasonably set the alarm bells ringing immediately. The apparent fact that McKenna was initially rejected for the course proves nothing whatsoever about the validity of the academic credentials of the supposed ‘University’ nor the value of the ‘degrees’ it was awarding - there are numerous reasons why McKenna might have been rejected to begin with, they may even have looked McKenna up and decided that his public profile in the UK made him too much of a risk, or they may simply have rejected some candidates as a matter of course, just to maintain the veneer of credibility.

Either way - the rejection of his first application prove nothings.

The fact was that, at the end of 1996, it emerged that Lasalle was only accredited by a body called the Council for Postsecondary Christian Education, which turned out to be a fraudulent creation of Mr Kirk. But Mr McKenna did not know this until later after he had submitted his final project.

The university’s lack of accreditation did not mean that it was a "diploma mill" or something that traded degrees for cheques, Mr Browne added. Investigations by the FBI and the US Department of Justice concluded that Kirk had defrauded innocent and unsuspecting students by leading them to believe that their degrees were accredited by a recognised body.

Nowhere does it appear from the Times report on Lewis-Smith’s article, that Lewis-Smith ever explicitly called McKenna a fraud - the article appears to have ambiguous and open to interpretation but neither possible interpretation is particularly flattering on McKenna - if he’s not a fraud - and there is no evidence to suggest that he is - then he’s at least gullible enough to have fallen for a pretty well-known and well-documented scam adn belongs to much the same category of people who fall for things like the 419 money-laundering scam or pyramid schemes, despite these being both well-documented and publicised.

Moreover, we seem to have an interesting difference of opinion between McKenna’s counsel, Mr Browne, who said yesterday that:

The university’s lack of accreditation did not mean that it was a "diploma mill" or something that traded degrees for cheques

And the US House of Representatives, who said in committee that:

La Salle solicited students through printed advertisements in magazines and major newspapers, had a national and international student registration of over 15,000 students, but later was found to be nothing more than a sophisticated diploma mill not recognized by any collegiate accrediting body.

I’m assuming that this won’t have escaped counsel for the Daily Mirror.

The Times also notes that:

Mr McKenna lost a case he brought before the Press Complaints Commission in 2004 but, four days after the adjudication, his solicitors resurrected his legal complaint.

The PCC’s account of McKenna’s complaint is published online, here, from which the adjudication reads as follows:

There were two provisions of Clause 1 especially relevant to this case: that newspapers must take care ‘not to publish inaccurate, misleading or distorted material’; and that newspapers ‘whilst free to be partisan, must distinguish clearly between comment, conjecture and fact’.

In this instance, the article was clearly presented as the individual opinion of the journalist concerned – to the effect that the complainant’s degree was ‘bogus’ and obtained from an ‘obscure degrees-by-post’ establishment. Readers would not have been misled into believing that this represented anything other than a partisan view of the matter. Nonetheless, the Commission also had regard to whether the opinion was reasonably based upon fact.

The Commission was impressed by the detail of the newspaper’s submission and considered that it had demonstrated that the columnist had grounds to summarise his views about the university and, therefore, the degree in the way that he did. This was not, of course, to take a view about the merits of the complainant’s thesis itself. In these circumstances, there was no reason for the Commission to interfere with the columnist’s right freely to express his view of the matter. The complaint was rejected.

In coming to this decision, the Commission noted that the article itself did not state that the complainant was complicit in the fraud perpetrated by the university, or that he had obtained his degree knowingly in a bogus fashion or as a direct result of monetary payment. It did not agree with the solicitors’ inference to the contrary, which seemed to be at the heart of the complaint.

That seems to cover much the same ground as McKenna’s claim of libel - the PCC is not, of course, a court of law nor is the process of dealing with a complaint that a newspaper published misleading information the same as dealing with a claim of libel, nevertheless the PCC seems clear in its view that Lewis-Smith did not actually claim that McKenna bought his degree, offered no view on the validity of his thesis as a piece of academic work or was directly complicit in the fraud carried out by the ‘university’ and that his opinion that degree McKenna obtained was ‘bogus’ was reasonably based on fact.

As might be expected, the Times article concludes by noting that:

Mr Browne said: "Very substantial damages are needed to vindicate the claimant of the charge of dishonesty and misleading the public. This is a grave allegation. It is a very substantial aggravation of the libel that it came to be published after a six-year campaign by Mr Lewis-Smith."

Well of course substantial damages are needed - they always are - even though in this case any false impression created could be easily remedied by the simple observations that McKenna was not a fraud, not that Lewis-Smith claimed that he was - but merely a bit of mug punter who would have been better served in his ambitions by the Open University.

Interestingly, the Times also notes that:

Mr McKenna, 43, who now runs a successful self-help practice, whose clients include David Bowie over his aversion to flying and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson over her fear of snakes, was in court to hear his counsel, Desmond Browne QC, open the case.

No one will be able to accuse Mr McKenna, whose blue chip clients also include the advertising giant, Saatchi and the City law firm, Freshfields, of trying to hypnotise the jury because there isn’t one. The case is being heard by Mr Justice Eady alone because of the prolonged examination of documents involved.

So McKenna’s clients include David Bowie, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (plenty of work there one suspects), Saatchi and Saatchi and ‘City law firm’ Freshfields, aka international law firm, Freshfields Bruckhaus Deringer, whose website describes their UK operation in the following terms:

As one of the principal international financial centres, London is a key market and our reputation here is second to none. Our London office has 894 lawyers, 177 of whom are partners.

Our corporate practice in London is particularly strong and we offer advice on M&A, shares issues, privatisations, international capital markets, joint ventures, asset and project financing, securities, financial services, banking, UK and EU competition law, and employment and pensions law.

We handle all types of dispute resolution, including commercial litigation and international arbitration, and advise on all aspects of international tax, commercial property, insurance, environmental and construction law, telecoms and intellectual property/information technology. We are also very active in many industry sectors, particularly energy and rail.

Our London-based lawyers operate internationally as part of our global practices, which enables us to draw together the best team for the job, regardless of location. We have worked on some of the largest and most prestigious deals in recent years, bringing together multi-disciplinary teams of specialists able to meet the demands of the most complex transactions.

Not bad, then, for a man currently claiming to the court that his reputation has been damaged sufficiently to require ‘very substantial damages’.

Final thoughts…

“Libel actions, when we look at them in perspective, are an ornament of a civilized society. They have replaced, after all, at least in most cases, a resort to weapons in defense of a reputation.” - Henry Anatole Grunwald

When you look at the kind of people who, these days, end up in the courts in libel cases, one has to think that life would be so much more entertaining and enjoyable if duelling pistols were to make a comeback - fuck Big Brother, that’s what I would call real reality TV…

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Nice to see Matthew Norman, in yesterdays Indy, adding yet another layer of murk to to the already overloaded tale of the Deputy Prime Minister, the Casino and the dome…

AS ALWAYS when the delectable scent of mild governmental scandal is on the breeze, the question is cherchez le Murdoch.

With Bloggerheads moving servers, that’s not a question that us bloggers have got around to… yet. Do go on, Matthew…

With John Prescott and the super-casino man, the search is gratifyingly brief. Lobbying for Philip Anschutz was one Matthew Freud, Rupert’s son-in-law and host, we learn, of a dinner party that gathered Mr Anschutz and our excellent media, culture and sport secretary Tessa Jowell, the genius nominally responsible for the liberalisation of gaming law.

Mmm. Sounds interesting already - the Minister responsible for gaming law, although not for whatever it was her husband’s been getting up to with the mortgage, has been breaking bread - probably ciabatta - with the man who want’s a casino.

Before anyone succumbs to conspiracy theorising, we ought to make it clear that this soirée had nothing to do with casinos. The fact that Matthew’s Freud Communications is retained for the Anschutz Entertainment Group as "strategic consultants" is irrelevant. In just the way that Mr Prescott spent his time at Mr Anschutz’s Colorado ranch discussing William Wilberforce and the harvesting of sugar beet, so Tessa failed to divulge any information "that was not freely available in the newspapers".

Well of course she did, didn’t she.

Am I missing something here or is the general impression that givernment are trying to create here - which Matthew is quite sardonically puncturing - is that Phi Anschutz, a billionaire businessman, is complete and utter imbecile. The guy’s got, reportedly, a minimum £250 million investment riding on the outcome of the award of the casino licence, and yet never, ever, discusses it whenever there’s captive minister in the room.

On other occasions, as when reneging on her predecessor’s deal to keep live Test cricket on terrestrial TV after being lobbied by Matthew’s brother-in-law James Murdoch, the top man at Sky, she has deigned to discuss commercial matters with those bidding for lucrative deals. This time, it was entirely different.

I don’t suppose that was ever discussed over dinner either…

There are other hints of eerie coincidence, such as the departure of a senior member of Matthew’s staff a year ago to work as special adviser for a certain Tessa Jowell. But those of us increasingly fatigued by the incessant sneering and cynicism that attends reporting of Government affairs accept that Tessa and Mr Anschutz passed a delightful evening discussing Proust, athletics, comparative methods of growing sweet potatoes and the vexing question of whatever happened to "Barbie Girl" singer Lene from Aqua.

Another special advisor - what a surprise? Once upon a time, it used to be that politicians would leave the Commons for the boardroom, taking their little book of governmental contacts with them, in return for one of the lovely non-executive directorships that pays them a shed load of money for a couple of days work a month - now it runs the other way and business cuts out the middle man by getting ‘placeman’ jobs in government.

I wonder how many Tory MPs realise just how badly this kind of the thing cuts into their traditional retirement plan…

Last word, quite appropriately, to Matthew…

Warmest congratulations to Matthew, then, for keeping even the appearance of impropriety at his table. I’m so impressed that just this once we won’t pose the usual question to Professor Steve Jones and other leading geneticists (if it really is all about heredity, how exactly did we get from Sigmund to Matthew in just three generations?)

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