Curiously, as its only Thursday (and they usually dump their shit on Fridays), today sees a new press release from the office of Dr Demento (© Simon Carr).

I’m not sure whether I should inflict on you that much of the usual, by the numbers, preambulatory bullshit that the press release contains, as a short passage from Dr Demento’s spiel should suffice.

“We are creating the Migration Advisory Committee to help us achieve our aims. By providing clear and authoritative advice to the government, the MAC can give us a clearer picture on how immigration can be used to benefit our country.”

“Labour understands the public’s desire for an immigration system that benefits Britain, which is why we are continuing to act to secure and protect our borders; and that is why I am launching this consultation on the MAC, to ask for the public’s views on how the system should best operate.” 

So there is to be a ‘consultation’, and the first question that our very own patron saint of shiny jackboots would like answered is…

whether the government needs an independent organisation to offer advice on migration 

But hang on, haven’t just said “We are creating the Migration Advisory Committee”?

Not “we’re thinking about creating” or “we are considering creating” or even “We might create” but “we ARE creating” - so isn’t this question entirely redundent?

Of course it is, because as the press release also states:

The Migration Advisory Council would provide independent, expert advice to the Government to help ensure that we have the right immigration system to benefit the country.

And who could ever object to the government receiving independent, expert advice?

Me, that’s who.

You see I have three main problems with this.

First, it isn’t really independent.

This committee is being created by the government so exactly who do you think is going to be deciding who sits on the committee? If you said ‘the government’ award yourself 10 points. If you anything else, you just haven’t been listening, have you?

So what this amounts to the government receiving advice on immigration from a committee of its own placemen - really independent is that…

Actually, I’ll take this a step further and make a prediction.

The committee, once constituted, will include.

At least one senior civil servant (serving) and one senior civil servant (retired), two academics (one an economist, the other probably social policy), a tame industrialist/banker (might be offered to the CBI), someone from ‘The City’ (knighthood but otherwise non-descript), Trevor Phillips (or suitable underling from the CEHR) and the usual small gaggle of tame ‘representatives’ of Britain’s Black and Asian communities to deflect any criticism from those same communities when Mr Iqbal suddenly finds that his parents don’t score enough points to get through the system.
Second, it’s going to be giving advice.

In other words, if the government doesn’t like the advice it gets, because it doesn’t really fit in with its preferred policy (as set by the Daily Mail, Daily Express and The Sun), it’ll just ignore the committee anyway.

Third, this isn’t about Britain having the right immigration system to benefit the country in any case.

Committee, such as this one, exist for but a single reason, to facilitate the ready avoidance of accountability if/when things go completely pear shaped.

It works like this.

1. Government creates committee.

2. Government takes advice from committee.

3. Government sets policy - which is not necessarily based on advice anyway.

4. Immigration system fucks up and disappears up its own arse.

5. Screamsheets demand to know who responsible for the fuck up.

6. Government points at committee and blames their advice, whether they took it or not.

That’s what governmental committees are for - first they ensure that accountability for screw-ups is, at the very least, one step removed (and preferably more) from the Minister. Second, if properly constructed, they also ensure that any responsibility for bad advice is spread so thinly that is it impossible to identify exactly who made the fuck up in the first place.
So my response here is, no we shouldn’t have this committee you conniving bastard, you should take on the responsibility for own fucking policy yourself.

And after that, all else is moot.

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The petition has been approved and is ready to be signed - just follow the link…

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/libellaws/ (it does help if I put the bloody link in as well)

To be clear about what kind of things I am advocating when I suggest that we adopt US-style libel laws.

A reversal of the existing presumption of guilt and burden of proof in libel, such the plaintiff is required to demonstrate that that they have been libelled. At present, the plaintiff in a libel action has only to prove only that the defendent made the allegedly libellous statement, from which point it is the defendent who must supply proof that the statement is not libellous.

The inclusion of the US provisions that hold that a public figure may be held to have been libelled only where the libellous statement was made with what, in the US, is refered to as ‘actual malice’, i.e. that it was made knowing it to be false or with reckless disregard for the truth.

THe inclusion of a form of ‘Common Carrier’ status for blog owners, online forums, etc., i.e. a blogger or forum owner may not be held liable for libellous comments posted on their by a third party provided that they act reasonably on receiving a complaint that such a comment constitutes a libel.

And end to the ‘viral’ nature of libel in the UK, in which every publication of a defamatory statement gives rise to a separate claim. US law permits only a single claim for primary publication.

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The decision by blogger Jackie Danicki to publish a photograph of a man she alleges to have assaulted her on a tube train (Jackie’s site is down at present, so no direct link) and request help in identifying her attacker appears to have prompted the usual bout of harumphing from one of two journalists about the ‘ethical standards‘ of bloggers, including, naturally, all the usual dire warnings about the risks arising from Britain’s notably pernicious libel laws, as if to suggest those of lacking the big fat cheque books of the media barons to cover our arses are we’re not already aware of such things.

We are… and while the professionals run for cover - according to Greg Palast, the Guardian’s editorial system will not accept the submission of an article unless the journalist answers the question ‘Lawyered?’ - we, out here on the electronic frontier, hold true to the words of Arthur Wellesley, the 1st Duke of Wellington: ‘Publish and be damned’.

There is something rather unattractive about these occasional bouts of blog envy on the part of the ‘professionals’, not simply in the sense that such articles often pause, to circle like a vulture, over the assertion that it is only a matter of time until a blogger finds themselves sued for libel, but rather that they exude an aura of servility in the face of a law on defamation so unjust and biased toward the plaintiff as to induce even Americans to eschew the far richer pickings of their own heavily litigious legal system and view Britain as the jurisdiction of choice for those seeking redress for an alleged slur on their precious reputation.

To criticise bloggers for marching fearlessly in those realms where they, themselves, fear to tread seems, to me at least, to be less an assertion of their professional (and ethical) pre-eminence and more an act of abasement, a tugging of the journalistic forelock as they prostrate themselves before the onmipotent god of public repute - or as Palast refers to it, ‘kissing the censor’s whip‘.

By any reasonable measure, Britain’s libel laws operate in a manner entirely contrary to every sacred principle of British justice.

Only in a libel case does the defendent enter the court under a presumption of guilt that requires them to prove the truth of their remarks, while the plaintiff need only assert that the remarks are untrue without any requirement for evidence to support such an assertion - the sole burden of proof rests on the defendent.
In a libel action, the notion of equality before the law becomes entirely meaningless, unless one has the wherewithall to engage legal counsel from one’s own resources.

Whether one is the plaintiff or defendant in a libel action, there has been, until recently, no access to legal aid for those who cannot afford to engage legal counsel, and although this position will may change slightly as a consequence of this practice having been ruled incompatible with Human Rights, it will change only grudgingly and only where, in the sole opinion of the state, a public interest is clearly served.

Unless one is extremely fortunate, therefore, libel remains the apex and epitomy of the idea that there is one law for the rich; as much a means by which the venal and corrupt may use their personal or corporate wealth to suppress dissent, contrary opinion and even the truth, as it is a defender of reputation, and another for poor, for whom the outrageous cost of litigation ensures that the defence of reputation is a concept far beyond their personal means.

Britain’s libel laws amount to nothing more or less than the privatisation of censorship for the benefit and protection of the rich.

However well-intentioned the author, the publication by professional journalists of acres of self-righteous screed on the subject of professional ethics is a practice that rarely fails to stick in one’s craw.

Journalism is both ruthless in its exploitation of the iniquities of Britain’s libel laws for the benefit or their employers - one need only read a tabloid newspaper or two, especially on Sunday, to see this at work - and its not-always-unwilling collaborator in kowtowing before the lawyers of the wealthy and powerful even when it knows, deep in its marrow, that it has its hands on the truth (but not conclusive evidence of the truth).

Had it the courage of the professed convictions, it would not be lecturing bloggers on ethics but challenging the very laws that coerce it into a state of enforced hypocrisy, but then such a challenge would be a double-edged sword, it would remove some of the existing legal shackles from investigative journalism, in particular, but also open the way for the great unwashed to obtain redress for the predations of the tabloids.

Therein lies the great paradox of Britain’s libel laws. Being contrived to protect the wealthy, amongst those who benefit from its iniquities as the selfsame media barons in whose employ many journalists ply their trade. To stand up openly for freedom of expression and demand that Britain’s libel laws be revised in the interests of equity and justice is, quite literally, to risk biting the hand that feeds - and we can’t have that, can we?

Journalists may be compromised in putting up such a challenge, but bloggers (fortunately) are not, and as the Downing Street website not kindly permits one to direction petition the PM,  I thought take the opportunity to submit a petition of my own, as follows:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to revise Britain’s libel/defamation laws in such a manner as to support and not abridge freedom of expression.

Britain’s libel laws are amongst the most restrictive and inequitable to found in any Western liberal democracy - so bad that even Americans now come to the UK to sue for libel - and amount to no more than the privatisation of censorship.

We call for them to be amended in line with approach to libel adopted by the US, in which the burden of proof lies the accuser and not the defendent - as is the case in the UK - and to ensure that Britian’s libel laws support and facilitate free expression and do not act to suppress the expression of legitimately held opinion and dissent.

As soon as its been approved, I’ll post the requisite link for anyone who’d care to sign up.

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Having a background in psychology, I should be entirely comfortable with the outcome of a new criminological study into street crime that demonstrates that the underlying motives for such crime can be rather more complex than mere acquisition.

And yet, instead, I find myself unable to shake the mental picture of Tony Blair striding purposefully into the Cabinet Room, research paper in hand, to announce:

“Thanks for the report, John. Very useful… Now about this Ludovico Technique. Any thoughts?”

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I’ve seen some excuses in my time but the latest from the ongoing Serious Fraud Office investigation into BAE’s dealings with the Saudi’s take the absolute biscuit:

Secret payments of millions of pounds from Britain’s biggest arms company have been found in Swiss accounts linked to Wafic Said, a billionaire arms broker for the Saudi Royal family, according to legal sources.

Mr Said refused last night to speak about the allegations. But the discovery presents the biggest potential breakthrough yet achieved in the Serious Fraud Office’s three year investigation into allegations that illegal commissions may have been paid to Saudi royals by BAE Systems.

You got that? BAE are being investigated for allegedly slipping the Saudi royals, who’re already as rich as Croesus, a few backhanders to sweeten the sale of British-made military hardware to one of the most repressive regimes in the world.

But now, get this bit…

Details from the accounts would help to establish whether money was channelled to members of the Saudi ruling clan, and the amounts involved. The development comes amid threats from the company and its chief executive, Mike Turner, that the SFO’s ongoing inquiry threatens to damage the UK economy. He has claimed that the Saudi royal family may take a £6bn contract from BAE and give it to the French instead.

The company wants the SFO to abandon the investigation before the Saudis pull out of the deal for a new fleet of 72 Eurofighter Typhoons.

You fucking what?

Not ‘we’re entirely innocent’ or ‘there is not basis to these allegations is fact’ but don’t arrest  it’ll fuck with the economy.

I must remember that one next time I’m dealing with someone who gets caught fiddling the dole - please don’t arrest my client, it’ll fuck with the prfoits at Mr Singh’s convenience store down the road.

It gets better as well…

But the SFO appears determined to focus on the accounts and their links to 68-year-old Mr Said. A billionaire in his own right, he is a friend of Peter Mandelson and has been a donor to the Conservative party.

Well there’s a parcel of the rogues if ever there was one. Mandelson and the Tories? Who would have ever thought it possible?

And guess what?

A series of British newspapers were briefed that the latest Saudi contract to buy Eurofighters was in danger and that the SFO should “put up or shut up”.

Noooo. You don’t say! I wonder which newspapers that might be?

Bribe row threat to 50,000 jobs 

FIFTY thousand British jobs could be lost within days because of a bribes row with Saudi Arabia, a defence boss warned last night.

The Saudis are threatening to ditch an £11billion contract to buy British jet fighters — and give the order to France.

The Arabs are furious over an investigation into an alleged £60million slush fund, said to have been set up by BAE Systems to bribe the Saudi royal family.

The probe by the Serious Fraud Office has lasted three years.

BAE boss Mike Turner warned last night that the contract for 72 Eurofighter Typhoon jets could be lost.

He fears the Saudis will choose French Rafale planes instead.

Mr Turner said: “This has been going on long enough. The risk is thousands of jobs will go to France instead of Britain.

“This is not just a matter of trade. Saudi Arabia is an important ally.

“The Typhoon is better than the Rafale. We don’t bribe people and we never have.”

The slush fund allegations are fiercely denied on both sides.

The contract secures 9,000 jobs at Warton, Lancashire, and 40,000 at supply companies. 

The Sun, 25 November 2006

And, of course…

Lost jobs, a threat to security and a Premier too tainted to end this fraud probe

By PETER OBORNE, Daily Mail, 24 November 2006

When I was a teenager, my parents lived for a time in Khartoum, the capital of Sudan. The most notable of the relatively few amenities on offer was the Sudan Club, a colonial building with some tennis courts, a swimming pool and a rudimentary bar serving the poisonous local beer.

I would occasionally encounter, either at the bar or the pool, a cheerful Englishman in his mid-30s. He was a salesman for British Aerospace and made monthly visits to the Sudan in an endeavour to sell planes to the government…

Fuck me, it’s no wonder that Private Eye refers to you as Peter O’Bore, just get to the fucking point, will you…

It was firmly believed in Khartoum — I have no means of knowing whether this was genuinely the case — that the Sudanese Minister of Aviation doubled up as the local agent for Boeing, which was bidding for the same contract.

When it was put to the British Aerospace salesman that this might prove an insuperable obstacle, he became indignant. He insisted that the Minister of Aviation was a man of integrity and discernment who would perceive that British planes were vastly superior to the product being peddled by Boeing.

Some 18 months later I chanced to meet the same chap at Inverness Station, where he was eating breakfast. I asked him whether he had sold his planes. He shook his head mournfully. Boeing had won the contract, and he had lost his job.

Right, so this Sudanese guy was as bent as a nine-bob note, now where is this all going?

I have no special knowledge about how the arms trade works, beyond a general impression that it is probably a murky affair.

Like most people, I would prefer that it did not exist at all, and, like most people, I have a hunch that British Aerospace’s standards of conduct would compare pretty favourably to those found among our competitors, be they the French, Americans, Russians or Chinese.

Oh, for fuck’s sake - so the point of all this post-colonial wittering comes down to simple message. Look they’re all as bent as each other, so if we’re bunging the Saudi’s a few million here and there, we’re only doing what everyone else is doing.

After that its all a ‘by the numbers’ exercise…

The Saudis are at last threatening retaliation. As the Daily Mail reveals today, it now looks possible that BAE Systems will lose the massive contract to supply the Saudi airforce with the Typhoon eurofighter, and that France will pick up the business instead.

The move — a direct result of the SFO investigation — would bring about the loss of some 50,000 British manufacturing jobs.

And…

Meanwhile, the rupture with the Saudi government places a giant question mark over whether BAE Systems can survive as an internationally significant defence manufacturer for the medium term.

This strikes at the heart of our national interest. We are in danger of losing highly skilled manufacturing jobs at Rolls Royce in Bristol and at Avionics in Scotland and elsewhere.

And…

Saudi Arabia is are our most important ally in the Middle East. The kingdom provides vital intelligence to the British government in the shadowy fight against al-Qaeda. This intelligence now looks likely to be compromised.

I like that last one, has a nice realpolitik feel to - they might be a bunch of corrupt bastards, but they’re our corrupt bastards.

And then it gets even better…

Tony Blair’s role in all this has been exquisitely characteristic. I am assured that he is extremely sympathetic to the BAE Systems position, and fully grasps what a break with Saudi would mean for his ‘war against terror’.

On a trip to Riyadh last summer, he left his Saudi hosts with the overwhelming impression that there was nothing to worry about and that the SFO investigation would soon be called off.

As so often with Tony Blair, a promise delivered with passionate sincerity in private — and believed at the time by everyone in the room, most of all by the Prime Minister himself — has subsequently turned out to be meaningless.

Whitehall sources say that Tony Blair and his aide Jonathan Powell are so preoccupied by the danger of arrest in the cash for peerages scandal that they have little time to attend to others.

The only person who can bring a halt to the SFO inquiry is the Attorney General, Lord Goldsmith.

Unfortunately the Prime Minister feels he no longer possesses the moral credibility to exert pressure on Goldsmith because of his critical role in making the final decision about prosecution in the cash for honours crisis — as well as the painful allegations that Goldsmith was lent on to give favourable legal advice in the run-up to the Iraq War.

Hang on a second here, just exactly what are we talking about? Blair’s at fault for not putting the kybosh on a criminal investigation into fraud worth a suggested £60 million. This is all your fault Tony, because you’re so preoccupied with keeping you own neck out of a legal noose that you can’t manage to pervert the course of justice for somebody else?

And just when you think it couldn’t get any more stupid…

Many sensible and decent people would take the view that there is no question on the basis of national interest — after all our country’s security and industrial base is under threat here — there is a compelling case for the Attorney General to order the SFO to drop its inquiries.

Really? I think most decent people might think ‘let’s nail the corrupt bastards’, but then I live in the real world not Daily Mail-land.

I’m not sure that’s right. If BAE Systems executives really have engaged in bribery and corruption with Saudi officials, it may well be right to carry on the investigation.

Well that’s real big of you…

However, we should do so in the full knowledge that this country is doing itself massive damage, that our commercial rivals probably all behave worse than us, and that our enemies must be laughing their socks off.

In other words what you really mean is that you think the investigation should be dropped but don’t want to say so outright because that would make you look a completely corrupt tosser.

But nothing that I’ve read about this inquiry suggests that BAE Systems have broken British law. The SFO, despite an incredible three years on the case, has not provided any evidence.

And the SFO ring you up every few weeks to keep you up to date on the latest developments? No evidence provided to a hack does mean no evidence it all, it just measn that wahtever evidence they might have is none of your fucking business - it’s a live investigation, after all, you complete twat.

Even if the accusations being made are true, it seems that any payments being made were made to Saudi citizens on Saudi territory with Saudi money.

It’s extremely hard to see what all this has got to do with the Serious Fraud Office. It may well be that these Saudi practices would not be legal in Britain, but that’s not the point.

There’s a brilliant series of advertisements currently being put out by the HSBC bank which warn us against making assumptions about foreign cultures.

They tell us that other countries apply radically different standards of judgment to that same types of behaviour.

You know, I think that I’m really going to like this next bit…

The Muslim world is generally more comfortable with the practice of paying people who introduce business. That does not mean they are corrupt and open to bribes, simply that they have different values and practices that are as equally valid as our own.

For example, under Islamic sharia law, the practice of paying interest on loans is prohibited. Yet when Arab businessmen come to the UK, they do not refuse to pay interest on loans — they simply accept that is our way of doing business.

Equally, when we wish to do business in their countries, we should accept their local rules.

Failure to do so amounts to the same ‘moral imperialism’ and arrogance which, according to the government minister Margaret Hodge, brought about the calamity of the Iraq War.

So what if the Saudi’s are corrupt. It’s their country and we should make every effort to fit in with their way doing business - when in Rome and all that, what-what.
There is a slight flaw in this line of argument - I don’t suppose that BAE declared this alleged £60 million slush fund to the HM Revenue and Customs, do you?

Remember, it wasn’t bootlegging or murder that brought down Al Capone, but simple tax evasion.

O’Bore’s entire article is astroturfing on the grandest of scale - never mind putting an artificial surface on a football pitch, this bastard’s out to astroturf the fucking Peak District.

The Graun’s coverage raises but two more interesting points:

The MoD, which is negotiating the deal to sell Eurofighters, remained silent.

Hardly a great surprise there. And:

The only person with the power to halt joint SFO-MoD police inquiries is the attorney general, Lord Goldsmith. But Britain is party to an OECD agreement, under which national economic interests are not allowed to stand in the way of efforts to stamp out bribery. Britain criminalised overseas corruption in 2002, but has not yet brought a prosecution.

Never mind the OECD, there is an has been in this country since Anglo-Saxon times, the  principle that no one is above the law. That principle was strong enough to take a King to the Executioner’s block and it sure as hell should be strong enough to enable the SFO to complete its investigations unhindered by political pressure, irrespective of what the Saudis, The Sun or the Daily Mail might think.

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I could, and probably will, write a lengthy and considered piece about the absurdity of Press Complaints Commission director Tim Toulmin’s suggestion that blogs should be covered by a voluntary code of practice - not such a thing would apply to MoT as but for out own berserker libel laws, which are so shitty even Americans come to sue, and being ‘published’ on a US-based server, its already subject a code of practice I thoroughly approve of, the US First Amendment.

I could, or I could just suggest a voluntary code of practice of my own, and invite Mt Toulmin to kiss my arse in Harrod’s windows and fuck off.

The latter option is far less considered, but oh so very much more satisfying.

Feel free to file this under ‘overpaid bureaucratic twat with too much time on his hands’.

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Before Adrian McMenamin gets too cocky about the official Downing Street website attracting more traffic than the unholy trinity of the right, Iain Dale, Guido & ConservativeHome, thanks almost entirely to the new petitions facility provided by MySociety, perhaps he should take a bit of closer look at the top petitions themselves:

1. repeal the Hunting Act 2004. - 11701

2. scrap the proposed introduction of ID cards - 4806

3. Scrap the planned vehicle tracking and road pricing policy - 4584

4. champion the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, by not replacing the Trident nuclear weapons system. - 3191
5. Change the law to permit our target pistol shooters to prepare properly for international and Olympic competitions. - 3014
6. Ask Staffordshire County Council to drop their current plans for Job Evaluation in the County. Under current arrangements many staff will have their salaries slashed to the extent that it is morally incorrect. - 2717
7. create a new exception to copyright law that gives individuals the right to create a private copy of copyrighted materials for their own personal use, including back-ups, archiving and shifting format. -2559
8. Reverse the decision not to award D.C Stephen Oake a posthumous George Cross. - 2512
9. introduce legislation to solve the short term funding problems that have been caused by the cuts that Defra has made, and threatens to continue, to the budgets of British Waterways and the navigations the Environment Agency, and to ensure that long-term funding is made available to enable the inland navigation authorities to maintain, improve and restore these important parts of our national heritage. - 2066
10. Abolish all faith schools and prohibit the teaching of creationism and other religious mythology in all UK schools - 2024
11. Offer the British people a referendum on continued membership of the European Union - 1834
12. cease using the so called need for ‘constructive engagement’ as an excuse to give impunity to Israel to continue to violate international humanitarian law. - 1373
13. stand on his head and juggle ice-cream. - 1316
14. Stop the further expansion of Stansted Airport beyond 25 million passengers per annum - 1240
15. Overturn the National Blood Service (NBS) ban stopping Gay and Bi (G&B) Men giving Blood - 1161
16. ban within government-funded schools the promotion or practice of any particular faith or religion. -  1158

Well there seems to be much in there to like, especially Tim Ireland’s suggestion that he stands on his head and juggles ice cream, but not that much that’s even fairly neutral on government policy.

So what can we learn from this? Only that one of best ways of generating large amounts of web traffic is to piss off as many people as possible and then give them the means to have a go back.

And this is news to us bloggers?

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I thought I’d start this article with another ‘treasure’ from my storehouse of personal anecdotes dating back to my days as a youth worker.

One of the semi-regular chores during my time as a youth worker was the mandatory attendance at a bi-annual get-together of youth workers from the statutory sector, where I worked, and voluntary youth workers, mainly the kind of people who ran church youth clubs and uniformed groups (Scouts, Guides, etc.). These get-together were arranged for all the usual reasons; networking, sharing practice, etc., and, as one might expect, followed the traditional formula for such events. A mind-numbingly dull speech from a ‘keynote’ speaker - the keynote being flat - followed by a short pep talk from a local councillor who’d tell us we were all doing a valuable and important job while studiously avoid any reference to why we could have a decent budget to do that job, after which we’d all drift off into seminar groups, all of which had been awarded high-minded titles by the organiser, for a cup of coffee and general catch-up on events since the last time we’d all been forced into the same environment.

By and large, the most difficult task afforded by the whole event was that of finding someone stupid enough to volunteer to act as the ’scribe’ in your particular group and undertake the deeply embarrassing ritual of giving ‘feedback’ to the plenary session at the day.

On this occasion, our group was joined by a nondescript middle-aged man, a first-timer. who it transpired has taken over the running of church-based youth club a few months earlier and had desperately wanted to come to the event to ’share’ with us a ‘problem’ he was having with a young man who’d only recent began to patronise his particular youth club.

Having nothing better to do, the ‘question’ assigned to the group being one that belonged to the general category of ’stating the bleeding obvious’, we politely allowed the man to take centre stage and tell us his troubles.

The ‘problem’ such as it was, came in the former of a young Asian man who’d recently started attending the youth club with his friends, most of whom were Black. On noticing a new face in the club and, unusually for that area, one of South Asian descent, the youth leader decided that he really should take a well-intentioned interest in the young man, get to know him a little and make a conscious effort to engage with him within the context of his own, presumed, cultural identity.

By now, the more perceptive of you might have already figured out exactly what the ‘problem’ was. The youth leader undoubtedly meant well, but on encountering a South Asian youth for the first time, he unfortunately made the assumption that this young man’s sense of his own personal identity would be entirely defined by his ethnic background, and that, therefore, the correct means of engaging with him, and showing a willingness to respect his culture would lie in exhibiting and encouraging and interest in all thing South Asian. THe fact that the majority of young man’s friends were black and that he seemed perfectly happy sharing in what might be considered their cultural worldview, went sadly unnoticed.

Or to put it more simply, if the kid’s Asian, so the youth leader thought, then he must like things like Bhangra, etc.

Big mistake.

What followed was a rather embarrassing tale of cultural misapprehension resulting in one deeply irritated young man and one well-intentioned but deeply perplexed voluntary youth leader.

And the youth leader’s question to the group? ‘What have I done wrong?’, of course.

Follwoing a brief pause and an exchange of ‘are you going to tell him, or should I’ looks with colleagues I took the bull by the horns and decided to put him out of his all too obvious misery, and gently explained that there’s rather more the concepts of identity and culture than simple where you born, your ethnic background, etc. and that by far the best approach to engaging with this young man would to be put away any preconceptions you might have and treat him as an individual. Don’t assume that his appearance and apparent ethnic background defines either his sense of identity or his personal view of what constitutes his culture, just take the time to ask him what his real interests are and listen to him.

Culture and identity are not fixed commodities, nor are they the product of a Pavlovian response to the ethnic, cultural and social background into which one is born and brought up. Not only do such change and evolve over time in response to external forces, the shifting sands of cultural values and social mores, but they are also things that one can take control of, shape and direct by means of free will.

You have a choice. You identity is your own and you can shape it, change it and developing as you see fit. Or to borrow a line from The Levellers (the musicians, not the 17th Century political movement), ‘there’s only one way of life, and that’s your own’.

Peter Tatchell, who, like a good malt whisky, seems to improve with age as his obviously passionate beliefs come to be tempered by experience, understands:

Given that homophobia still exists, we need to challenge prejudice and defend our right to be gay. But in the long term, lesbian and gay identity is doomed. And a good thing, too.

Like every other expression of human culture, homosexual and heterosexual identities are historically transient. They haven’t always existed, and they won’t last forever. Indeed, the weakening, blurring and eventual dissolution of the labels queer and straight will be final proof of the demise of homophobia.

One has to suspect that Tatchell is being a touch over-optimistic in his unashamedly utopian vision of a future society in which cultural notions of homosexuality and heterosexuality are entirely meaningless:

In a future, more enlightened epoch, homophobia will be vanquished. Anti-gay attitudes will be deemed as ridiculous as flat-earth theories and opposition to votes for women. In this non-homophobic society, the present separate, exclusive sexualities of straight and queer are likely to be eventually supplanted by a more inclusive, polymorphous sexuality. This dissolution of rigid hetero and homo orientations and identities is thus both the precondition for, and the proof of, queer emancipation - for without differentiation and polarity, there can be no conflict and prejudice.

But as Utopian visions go, this is undoubtedly a good one, and one worth aspiring to.

It is also a view that is underpinned by an all too important and contemporary message about both the importance of respecting individuals and their personal sense of identity while, equally, recognising the divisive effects of efforts to constrain individuals and individuality into large-scale homogeneous (and amorphous) blocks of ‘humanity’ defined solely by crude general characteristics, such as race, ethnicity, culture, etc.

Meanwhile, CiF also throws up (literally, as in ‘vomits’) an absolutely abysmal article by the editor of the New Nation, Michael Eboda, on the subject of Tony Blair’s non-apology for the slave trade, one that is badly hampered by possibly the worst analogy I’ve seen in a long time:

Imagine if, today, Africans came to Europe and started kidnapping the fittest young men and women they could find. Let’s say they took them from Norfolk, for example, dragged them down to Bristol in chains, put them on a ship and transported them to Africa, a place they didn’t even know existed.

And I’m expected to respond to that how? Fuck ‘em, they’re a bunch of morons? Kidnapping the fittest young men and women is not trading in slaves, its trading in idiots… and speaking of idiots, why the fuck would you capture slaves in Norfolk and then drag them 250-300 miles overland to Bristol in order to ship them out to Africa, when you could just ship them out of Lowestoft or Harwich? Norfolk is on the coast, you do realise?
Okay, so I’m being facetious in the face of a Daily Mail-style personalised exposition of the slave trade contrived to deliberately engage ones personal sympathies for a scenario than hasn’t been seen in Britain for almost 200 years, one that complete with the obligatory shock revelation at the end.

And these unimaginable horrors would continue for not 10, or 20 or even 30 years, but 450. Yes, four and a half centuries.

And your point is..?

Now where do you think Europe, in terms of development, would be, at the end of that period, compared with Africa? You don’t need to be a great historian to work it out. Neither do you need to be a great psychiatrist to deduce that there are likely to be long-lasting psychological consequences of any such suffering.

Two statements there, both of them equally stupid and banal.

Let’s take history as our starter for ten.

Eboda’s clear contention here is that its was the economic proceeds and benefits of slavery that drove Europe’s rapid cultural, technological and economic development during the period from around 1500 right through to the early to mid 19th Century, the period of the trans-Atlantic slave trade, resulting in the impoverishment of Africa at the same time.

There are a couple of serious problems with a such a view.

First, Europe’s great period of cultural, scientific and technological expansion didn’t coincide neatly with the advent of the trans-Atlantic slave trade, but began some 200 or so years earlier - this first great phase of European expansion, the Renaissance, was pretty much done and dusted by the time we’d discovered the America’s, let alone started to exploit that region and make extensive use of slave labour from Africa.

European economic, and subsequently, colonial power was built first and foremost on trade - slavery only entered the picture at later stage and coincided with Europe’s first great period of Imperial expansion.

Second, Europe was not the only culture to make extensive use of African slave labour during this same period. Slaves were widely used in the Arab world, and indeed, the majority of slave trading in Africa prior to the 16th Century was carried out by Arab slavers operating out of Zanzibar - one estimate, included in the Encyclopedia Britannica, gives the number of African slaves delivered into the Islamic trans-Saharan and Indian Ocean slave trades between 650 and 1905 as totally some 18 million.
If the economic benefits of slavery were the sole or primary determinant of progress, then one might reasonably expect to see the advancement of the Arab World parallel, if not outstrip, that of Europe - prior to the Renaissance, the Arab World was culturally and scientifically considerably more advance than Europe. This didn’t happen, there was no Arabic Reformation, nor was there an Arabic Enlightenment. The Arab world moved instead into first stasis and then a slow decline.

This alone suggest that the key factor in European advancement during the period was something other than economics, in fact the Renaissance, Reformation and Enlightenment are all developments on from Europe’s prevailing Judeo-Christian worldview and all dependent on that worldview, to varying degrees, for their motive force.

It is impossible to say quite how Africa might have developed in the absence of the slave trade, but what one can say is that such development, had they happened, would not have mirrored those in Europe, as Africa lacked the cultural pre-conditions necessary to spawn a European-style period of rapid development, and might easily not have happened at all.

The very reason why the once-common racist trope that suggested that were it not for European colonisation, then African’s might still be living in mud huts and scratching out a subsistence living is a hurtful one for Black people, not because it presents a completely false picture of Africa but because it contains a grain of truth at its centre. Left entirely to its own devices, much of Africa might well exist in precisely such a state. However, its also true that progress is not necessarily all its cracked up to be and that the inhabitants on such a mythical ‘unspoiled’ Africa might very well be entirely content with living in conditions, much as is the case with other remote tribal cultures in the Amazon basin or the rainforests of Papua New Guinea.

Even given the hypothetical scenario in which roles are reversed and African slavers were exploiting Europe, there is no guarantee either that Africa would have attained either a European-style state of cultural, social and technological development or have undergone a European-style period of Imperial expansion.

Moving on to psychiatry, Eboda’s suggestion of that slavery has produced long-lasting psychological consequences is similarly an absurd notion, for all that he cites the work of Dr Joy DeGruy-Leary and her formulation of Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome as authority for his suggestion.

Psychology, like all social sciences, is prone to throw up more that its fair share of pseudo-intellectual clap-trap, but even by the general standards of the discipline, Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome stands out a particularly tendentious piece of old tosh.

Look, let me explain by due reference to a description of the foundations of her ‘theory’.

Leary’s concept is based on the theory of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), which is firmly accepted by the psychiatric establishment. It’s now taken as a given that there are people who will need treatment for the ongoing damage they suffered psychologically from the trauma of experiencing or witnessing life-threatening events such as military combat, a terrorist attack, natural disaster, serious accident or a violent personal assault, including rape. People afflicted with PTSD, Leary explained, often relive the experience through nightmares and flashbacks. They may have difficulty sleeping, be irritable, have outbursts of anger, exaggerated startle responses and feel estranged from others. Their ability to function in social, work or family life is also impaired. This includes having trouble holding down a job, marital problems and difficulties in parenting.

And, okay, PTSD is firmly accepted and fairly well understood psychological condition in which direct experience of a traumatic event can trigger a range of psychological problems. No problem there, but then…

The Theory of Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome suggest that centuries of slavery followed by systemic racism and oppression have resulted in multigenerational adaptive behaviors, some of which have been positive and reflective of resilience, and others that are detrimental and destructive. In brief, Dr. Leary presents facts; statistics and documents that illustrate how varying levels of both clinically induced and socially learned residual stress related issues were passed along through generations as a result of slavery.

True to form, if one searches for the key term ‘multigenerational adaptive behaviors‘ in an effort to find independent evaluations of Leary’s theory, one find that the only name that comes up alongside this term is that of Dr Leary, herself.

That, in itself, does not invalidate Dr Leary’s theory, it just means that no one else has yet found it sufficiently interesting to bother putting it to the test. The real problem with her theory is rather that its not really personal psychology at all, in talking about multigenerational adaptive behaviors she’s not describing a psychological disorder she’s talking about cultural values and received wisdom, her theory is no more than sociology dressed up in the borrowed clothing of psychology.

No one, today, is personally traumatised by slavery in the manner of PTSD, unless they either experience it directly or witness it first hand, which entirely rules out amost the entire Black population of the US and Europe - sub-Saharan Africa is, sadly, still a different matter in some places. One can, of course, still be legitimately traumatised is this fashion by one’s personal experience of racism, but that’s NOT slavery, for all that modern notions of racism were contrived to justify the practice of slavery.

So all she’s really saying is that Black culture has internalised certain values, ideas and behaviours, some positive, some negative, as a consequence of slavery (and latterly racism) which are passed down from generation to generation as Black culture is transmitted between those generations. This, as sociological concepts go, is perfectly reasonable, but its still not psychology, its sociology. So why dress this idea up as psychology.

The answer is nicely illustrated by perhaps the most stupid remark I’ve seen in a long time:

Racism is a direct result of slavery. The idea that black people were inferior was concocted in a bid to justify its brutality. It was OK to treat them like animals because they were sub-human, went the argument.

As a result, many African and Caribbean people to this day have a lack of self-love or self-belief that is directly related to what their ancestors endured during those centuries of enforced terror. It’s why, for example, black boys find it so easy to shoot one another (but very rarely boys of other ethnicities). They see in front of them someone who reminds them of what they hate and regard as worthless - themselves!

>That’s Michael Eboda, again, talking utter rubbish - Black-on-Black gang violence is the product of slavery, okay?

No, Michael, it isn’t. But it does explain why Leary, and yourself, seeming, are so keen to pretend that a sociological theory about culture is actually a psychological ‘disorder’. It’s a blame, responsibility and self-exculpation.

If, using Eboda’s example, Black-on-Black gang violence is the product of aberrant social values within Black culture, or that portion of such a culture accepted by gangs, then for all that it may, historically speaking, be rooted in values that arose out of slavery and, then, racism, it is still a Black ‘problem’ for which the appropriate response, and only prescription, is ‘physician, heal thyself’.

That is not an unacceptable view of the problem, by any means, and in fact its one widely accepted by the vast majority of Black youth and community workers who work in gang-ridden urban districts. Our Community. Our culture. Our problem. Our Solutions.

If, however, the cause is not sociological but psychological, such violence is the product of ’stress-induced disorder’ then culpability is more or removed from the perpetrator - it’s not my fault, I have a mental health problem caused by my ancestors having been slaves.

Yeah right - just try and get off death row with that excuse.

A cultural explanation for such violence leaves the concept of moral agency firmly in place - the individual has a choice whether to pull the trigger or not and a choice as to whether to accept of reject those aspects of their culture they deem negative or destructive. By reconfiguring a cultural problem as a psychological disorder, Leary is attempting to minimise, if not remove entirely, any considerations of moral agency, destructive behaviour is not longer a matter of choice but a pre-conditioned response arising from a stress-induced condition.

What this illustrates is perhaps the most unsavoury and unsettling undercurrent within the whole debate surrounding next year’s anniversary of the end of the slave trade in Britain, the fact that for at least some of those most vociferously demands apologies and reparations for slavery, the primary reason why the events of 200 and more years ago remain such an issue for them is no more than the fact that continue to define their own existence, cultural and identity in relation to slavery and the slave trade, even though the majority of people in this country have long since ceased to do view them through that particular distorting lens.

And worse still, they actually do this by choice and, therefore, at a psychological level, create their own slavery.

No one in Britain, today, has to define themselves by reference to historical events in which they and their recent ancestors had no direct part. No one has to think of themselves as a slave or a descendent of slaves, nor define their own sense of idenity on such a basis. You have a choice to be something, and someone, other than the sum of your received cultural background and history, if only you choose to exercise that choice and think for yourself.

If there’s cure for so-called Post Traumatic Slave Syndrome, then its not counselling and it certainly doesn’t lie in the realms of psychology.

A good dose of Malcolm X - that’s a different matter. That makes sense.

Or you could just take a bit of advice from the late, great, Bob Marley:

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds.

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Salma Yaqoob, in yet another unimaginative reply to the launch of the New Generation Network, seems to be just a liitle confused:

The New Generation Network manifesto argues that, “We need to foster a climate in which people can have private differences which include religion, language and culture, but also have a public space where such differences are bridged. The right to freedom of speech and expression of culture, faith and public debates must remain paramount.”

I agree. And the anti-war movement is one such example of such a public space. It is absurd for Yasmin to claim that “international issues of grave importance are being grabbed by separatist anti-democrats” because Stop the War links up with the MCB. On the contrary, organisations like MAB and the MCB played an important role in marginalising the appeal of those genuine extremists in the Muslim community who counter the peaceful and democratic methods of the anti-war movement their own distinctly sectarian and undemocratic alternatives.

Errmm. Salma. I think you might just find that, whatever Yasmin might be thinking, the epithet ’separatist anti-democrats’ as applied to the likes of Respect, is used to refer not only to communalist Islamic organisations like MCB and MAB but also to the Trotskyist Socialist Workers Party.

Just thought I’d mention it.

By the way, just out of pure curiosity. Can anyone explain why it is that none of the members of the Socialist Workers Party that I’ve ever run across actually looks like they’ve ever had a fucking job in their life?

Sorry but I do have to ask these kinds of thing when they spring to mind, but the simple fact is that the entire membership of the SWP, so far as one can see, looks like nothing more than the provisional wing of the ‘Big Issue’.

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Advertising is not usually my forte but there are times that it is only right to make an exception…

…oh, bugger it. Let’s cut the bullshit and cut straight to the chase. This year’s anthology of the (subjective) best of British blogging, The Blog Digest 2007, goes on sale on December 1st.

The book has been edited by Justin McKeag, of Chicken Yoghurt fame and features many of the usual blogging suspects (including little old me) and, no doubt, a fair few new ones as well.

Emma Kennedy (apparently) likes it:

‘The only book I’ve ever read that covers mint sauce and the war in Iraq. Genius.’

And so, it would appear, does Boris:

Celebrity blogger Boris Johnson says… “Before the advent of the blog it was nigh on impossible for ordinary people with worthwhile opinions to have those opinions heard. Of course, finding the opinions that are “worthwhile” is the difficult part. Which is where this books comes in… A brilliant collection.”

The perfect Christmas present, then, although as I have noticed that both DK and Mr Eugenides have articles in there, not one that I’d leave lying around the lounge when granny comes to visit on Boxing Day.

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