A quick message on behalf of our sponsor…
To whom it may concern,
Thank you for visiting this blog. However, in regards to your search on Google for ‘Ted Haggard turkey baster’ (ee-yeuch), I really do not want to know what you were actually looking for. Suffice to say you won’t find it here.
Thanks again.
Posted by Unity on 06 Nov 2006 at 20:24 pm
on 06 Nov 2006 at 9:15 pm 1.B4L said …
I’m convinced one mischievous person is responsible for all these bogus search enquiries…
on 06 Nov 2006 at 9:17 pm 2.Julaybib said …
ROFLOL
on 07 Nov 2006 at 1:28 am 3.countdruncula said …
oh, apart from making yourself the top search engine result for that very phrase the next time googlebot pays a visit, but you know this…
on 07 Nov 2006 at 1:43 am 4.Unity said …
I hadn’t actually given googlebot much thought, but now you’ve mentioned it, I had to look (naturally) only to discover that I’m already fifth ranked for that particular search due having mentioned both Pastor Ted and a turkey baster in different posts under the same category - which turns out to be ‘tinfoil helmet’.
By chance, I also found out the why of this particular search, which appears to relate to a claim that Pastor Ted indulged in something called a ‘booty bump’, which appears to entail the insertion of liquid methamphetamine into the anus - hence the turkey baster - this being about as much as I want or need to know on the subject.
on 07 Nov 2006 at 10:56 am 5.Paul said …
I wondered where I’d left it, what with Christmas only just around the corner.