Tittle Tattle
Let’s get the gossip out of the way nice and early.
Britney Spears is to divorce her husband, Kevin Federline, who has adopted the ridiculous name of K-Fed in an effort to launch a career as a (c)rapper. Perhaps he should have chosen a name more after the fashion of the Wu Tang Clan - they had Ol’ Dirty Bastard, he could have been ‘Rat-Faced Weasel’.
Kerron wonders if this makes Britney a Fed-Ex, while the divorce papers filed by Britney cite the grounds for divorce as ‘irreconcilable differences’…
…yep, those inter-species marriages never work out the way you’d hope.
Posted by Unity on 08 Nov 2006 at 10:23 am
