It’s seems apposite to note that in the years since the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prague, in the Czech Republic, has become renowned in some circles as one the growing centres of the hard core porn industry.

I mention that only because a certain current resident of the city appears to be displaying a distinctly masochistic streak at the moment, one that I full intend to facilitate as the post goes on.

I am, of course, talking about ‘Praguetory’, or to give his real name, Dominic Fisher, a particularly miserable specimin of online pondlife… oops, my bad, I appear to have ‘outed’ PT’s real name…

Well, not exactly, as you can see here:

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You see, its actually rather difficult to ‘out’ someone when they’re dumb enough to have already done it for you, nor, even under netiquette, are you required to respect someone’s anonymity when they’re determined to make a pain in the arse of themselves are are telling porkies in the process.

While we are on the subject of ‘outing’, its seems that Dominic has not alway bee quite so shy in his online activities. Here he is, for example, posting comments on the Times’ website…

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On Nick Robinson’s newsblog on the BBC…

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And here he is posting as Dominic on a political blog…

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And again… can you guess who’s blog it is yet?

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Yep, it’s Bob Piper’s previous domicile at Blogger.com.

Now, you may be wondering, about now, what’s brought all this on yet again? Well, the answer, naturally enough, is Praguetory who, unlike his party colleague, Boris Johnson, has yet to learn the art of taking his beatings with anything remote approaching a bit of good grace.

You see, after I exposed his little G***** O******* faux pas only the other day, handed him his arse in the comments and then, with an assist from Justin, nailed down the lid by producing these screenshots:

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I should point at this juncture that unlike Dominic, who’s “I’m sure you all know my anti-drugs stance…” opening gambit marks him out as a sanctimonious prick, especially when he spends most of the rest of the post whinging about a policy matter, which rather suggests to me that all he really give a fuck about the vote he thinks the Tories will get off the back of promising tax cuts, I neither no nore particular care whether the individual in question is an imbiber to rival Keith Richard or a complete tea-totaller.

What that individual may or may not (allegedly) have done in his youth is a complete non-issue at the moment, and will stay that way unless he does something completely dumb, like joining Dom in his sanctimonious ‘anti-drugs stance’ while concealling past misdemeanours - if there are actually any to conceal, which is far from having been confirmed.

But as all signs to date suggest that Tories have learned the lessons of the Major years and the ‘Back to Basics’ debacle, then I doubt very much that’ll happen and even if he did find himself having to publicly pontificate on this particular subject then a simple ‘mea culpa’ and the assertion that he’s learned something from past mistakes would be good enough, in my book, to avoid a charge of hypocrisy - which other that being found to still be up to the kind of stuff that Dominic suggests, is about all that would make this an issue.

That’s my take on it, and I’m a member of the Labour Party. Dom’s a Tory and want to see the guy removed from political life. I’ll leave ot to you to decide where the moral high ground is here.

…Bob Piper, quite understandably given the shit he went through due to PT, had himself a little online chuckle at dumbasses expense, to which the moron has reacted by taking another dig at Bob and trying to stir up yet more trouble for him over his much reposting of this image (shown in its original setting at Peter Gasston’s blog)…

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And here’s Peter, some time later, claiming full ownership

Now you may notice something quite interesting about the date of Peter’s post, shown the screenshot - 23 April 2005. That’s slap bang in the middle of the last general election campaign, at a time when Michael Howard (pictured) was the leader of the Tories and the Tories were running a spectacularly ill-considered, overheated and, in the opinion of many, just plain nasty election campaign on immigration.

And yet, with an election campaign in full swing, that image, when posted by both Peter and Bob, drew not on iota of hand-wringing faux outrage, even from Tory bloggers.

Now that tells you one of two things. Either the Tory bloggers around at the time were, themselves, so uneasy about Howard’s campaign strategy that they decided not to make anything of it… or standards of online behaviour have gone right down the shitter since Dominic decided to show up with the aim of becoming Guido-lite.

As you can see, Dominic’s dragged the old image up and is trying - again - to suggest that Bob is racist, again by taking his reposting on image produced by someone else, entirely of context…

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And, as was the case over the Cameron image, Dom has decided to launch his attack on Bob, rather than try and take me on, which to my mind is yet more evidence to support my view that he is conniving, snivelling little piece of shite and entirely lacking in balls, because had any of the latter he’d front up to me, not sit in his online cesspit whining about Bob.

Especially because, no one else but me is out here fucking with him - and frankly if he carries on with this shit then I’m happily going to keep right on fucking with him until he learns his fucking lesson.

You see, unlike Dom, I fight my online wars out in the open - I don’t skulk around behind people’s backs. If you piss me off, then I’ll say so. If you seriously piss me off, then not only will I say so but if the matter requires it I’ll even tell you exactly what I’m going to do you by way of reprisals, before I even do it, because once it get to that point, there isn’t fucking power on earth that’s going to stop me.

Dom hasn’t quite got there yet, but he’s sailing pretty fucking close to it by posting shit like this:

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As I’ve said in a couple of posts lately, one of the golden rules of netiquette, if not the golden rule, is ‘what start’s online stays online’.

There is, however, an exception to that rule, and then exception comes into play if someone breaks that rule.

Let me spell this out in no uncertain terms.

Dominic has shown himself to a complete and utter cunt simply by daring to make a threat like that.

However, as yet, I’ve seen no indications that he’s tried to make good on that threat, and that’s the only thing holding me back at the moment.

If he does stir up further trouble for Bob in either the press or by e-mailing Bill Thomas then that situation changes completely, and his little G***** O******** faux pax - with screenshots - is going to start hitting inboxes, starting with the very same G***** O******* that Dominic referred to as a ‘wanker’, an ‘economic illiterate’ and, for good measure, as ‘one of the greatest alcohol and substance abusers at Magdalen College’.

You see, ‘what starts online stay online’ only hold valid if it does stay online (or goes in to the real world without deliberate manipulation - you can’t do shit, after all, if the press happen across it) but if it gets taken into the real world deliberately then all bets are off… and that’s how its always been done.

This ain’t a threat. It ain’t even a statement of fact - this is just how it is, and what happens next is entirely up to Dominic.

One other little matter to sort out is this - yet another blatant lie on Dominic’s part…

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Once you’ve stopped pissing yourself laughing at the ‘my gloves came off’ comment, let me draw your attention to his claim that he only began to ‘rally the blogging troops’ on Sunday, which was the 10th of December.

Bullshit…

Here’s Praguetory over at the blog of Morag the Mindbender on the 8th of December, shortly after he first began shit-stirring at Bob’s blog.

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Note the date and time… Friday December 8th at 5:12pm (GMT) - two days before Dominic claims to have started to rally the blog troops.

Oh, and the post he refers to is this one…

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Note the time and date, again - 8th December at 5:39pm… Central European Time (remember he does blog from Prague), which is 4:39pm GMT.

I think that proves that Dominic was out ‘rallying the blog troops’ well before the time he claims.

You’ll also notice that right throughout this, I’ve used nothing at all that is not in the public domain - although I am certainly aware that Bob, at the time, received e-mails from a number of Tories who declined to join in Dominic’s little blog jihad, in addition to knowing that a journalist played Bob a taped telephone conversation of someone claiming to be Dominic on the line to the journalist and shit-stirring the Cameron stuff.

Dominic’s claim is that it wasn’t him. Well, I think there’s enough information here and my previous post (linked earlier) where, in the comments, he first confirms that he wrote the G***** O******* post, by pointing out a piece of information I had deliberately omitted from it to begin with, and then came back with the ‘where’s the evidence’ gambit - well, it’s published (again) earlier in this post, so that kills that one - for you to reach your own conclusions.

What I haven’t done, yet, is specifically ask Bob to forward to me any of the emails he received from those Tory bloggers who didn’t back Dominic, partly because I don’t really need that information to bury him, but also because, despite what he appears to think, I don’t discuss posts like this, or indeed anything else I post on here, in advance with Bob or with anyone else for that matter.

Oh, and I should say that that stuff of Dominic’s about the Data Protection Act earlier… complete and utter load of bollocks from start to finish.

Leaving aside the obvious jurisdictional questions - e-mail sent from one G-mail account to another never even enter the UK, as Gmail’s servers are all in the US - DPA 1998 could only be an issue if, sufficient personal information was posted to allow for the sender, or recipient, to be identified.

Copyright is more of an issue, but even that is readily circumvented if one understands how fair use/fair dealing provisions operate - in other words and even without having seen a single e-mail, I’m certain that I could quite easily , and legally, publish sufficient content t show precisely when Dominic actually started deliberately engineering a blogswarm - and i’m equally sure it wasn’t Sunday as he claims.
I think that’s about as much of Dominic’s bullshit as I can stomach for the moment. The absolute bottom line here is that in terms of this last week, the stuff posted here has got fuck all to do with Bob Piper.

This comes down to me and Dominic, and nobody else, as far as I’m concerned it only because (a) last time he came here and tried it on he got his arse handed back to him on plate, and (b) because Dominic is conniving little bully, which is why he’s started up on Bob Piper, again.

For all the sanctimonious bullshit he’s posted today, what this comes down to is that Dominic thinks that between
the shit storm he stirred up before Christmas and Bob’s public office, he’s got Bob in a position where he can’t fire back regardless of the crap that Dominic throws at him.

And maybe he’s right and Bob feels that he can’t at the moment, much as I’ve no doubt he’d like to fight his own battles - I honestly don’t know as I’ve not spoken to Bob about any of this at all.

So Bob may feels contrained in his actions… but I’m not and I’m getting thoroughly sick of this jumped up little cunts antics and sub-Guido game playing, so this is my last word on the subject, and Dominic’s last chance to back off and  shut the fuck up.

He’s proved he ain’t got the balls to front up to me, and he sure as fuck ain’t packing the brains either - and that’s what makes him both a coward and a bully - and I’ve made it absolutely clear where this goes next if his latest bout of whinging gets out into the real world and causes Bob - or anyone else - any more hassle.

It’s down to him, now, how this ends… but it does end, one way or another.

11 Responses to “White Feathers for Praguetory…”

  1. 6494. tyger said:

    Unity,

    You have a great deal of time on your hands. And Thank The Lord you do. Genius.

  2. 6496. Tim Ireland said:

    Dominic is back again this afternoon, and can you guess what his next move is? That’s right, he’s taking another swing at Bob Piper… this time with the results of a poll involving less than 30 people. (Actually, probably less than that; the poll system he’s using is easy to diddle.)

  3. 6501. tyger said:

    The word “cock” springs to mind…

    Or maybe that’s just me.

  4. 6502. B4L said:

    Nice work, U!

  5. 6531. GlassHouse said:

    Genius

  6. 6619. tygerland.net » The veil of anonymity said:

    […] Unity, of the brilliant Ministry of Truth blog, and PragueTory are but two, although of course PragueTory’s own brand of subterfuge is less successful. As Guido has found, maintaining anonymity can be difficult as your star ascends. Blog readers are - almost by definition - informed and tooled to dredge up clues and facts to decipher any cyber-mask. Bloggerhead’s Tim Ireland has gone to town exposing Guido in his mock-up blog Guido 2.0, and Guido has retaliated by framing Ireland as an ‘obsessed’ voyeur. Tim, being Tim, revels in the bitterness in Guido’s reaction. It’s very entertaining to watch. […]

  7. 6655. Peter Gasston said:

    That’s exactly where the inspiration for the original image came from, the general election where the Tories were playing the race card and used the slogan ‘Are You Thinking What We’re Thinking?’. I think it that context, it was fair game for satire.

    I believe it was the inspiration for this image (http://www.b3ta.com/board/5867851) and the Cameron image as well (both of those are a little harder to defend, though).

  8. 6656. The Inside Of My Head » Idiots don’t understand satire said:

    […] The Ministry of Truth has a good summary of the whole thing, as well as a hint as to what kind of man the first idiot is. […]

  9. 7033. Matt Ford said:

    Jesus, you really have too much time on your hands. You are really very sad, aren’t you?

    Oh well I guess it beats having friends

  10. 7039. Unity said:

    Well it beats having friends like you, Matt with the Czech IP address.

  11. 12391. Bloggerheads said:

    Simon Walters and the small matter of context…

    Daily Mail - ‘Hitler’ Bush, by Whitehall’s jogging blogger: A former aide to Tony Blair has posted on his website an attack on the Prime Minister which compares President George Bush to Hitler. The attack, which has shocked Whitehall, appears……

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