I see at least one other blogger has found their way to Village Vermin and their reaction rather mirrors my own thoughts.

What a complete bag of shit!

Look, read the disclaimer, run a WHOIS on the domain if you like (the owner listed a Party Animals Production Ltd) it amounts to the same this, a piss-poor attempt to create a viral advert for the programme using a fake blog on the premise that somehow we’ll all find a bunch of fake online gossip interesting - and on, I might add, with the weirdest blogroll I think I’ve ever seen - I mean who the fuck blogrolls the Downing Street website?

How fucking dumb can you get?

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Via Tim in the comments, I find myself strangely drawn to an article from The Register from late December…

Comment The internet has always offered a stage for dramatic reinvention. Corporate lobbyists have found it a suitable theatre for AstroTurfing, given the willingness of a net audience to suspend its disbelief. Now, internet television lets professional politicians play the role of citizen-reporter.

18DoughtyStreet Talk TV launched in October as Britain’s first political internet TV channel. It describes itself as “an anti-establishment TV station on the internet” with “citizen journalist reporters” who will be “championing rebel opinions” and “constantly questioning authority”. But its five directors are all former Conservative candidates or employees and it advertised for staff in America with the claim that it would be “Like Fox News”.

And there’s more…

Fortunate too for Donal Blaney, a graduate of Virginia’s Leadership Institute. (Its mission: “to identify, recruit, train and place conservatives in politics, government and media”. Its alumni: Karl Rove, Grover Norquist and a former Director of the Christian Coalition). He has appeared across 18DoughtyStreet’s schedules and became a Director of the station after serving as a Conservative councillor and starting the Young Britons’ Foundation to implement, “lessons learnt from a collection of American thinktanks, most notably The Young America’s Foundation, The Leadership Institute, The Heritage Foundation, Accuracy in Academia and the American Conservative Union”.

18DoughtyStreet was recruiting from a right-wing American think-tank back in September (a strategy previously favoured by the Coalition Provisional Authority in Baghdad). It was an advert for interns on the website of the Institute for Humane Studies (”assists.. students.. with an interest in individual liberty”) that claimed that 18DoughtyStreet, “will challenge the liberal bias of the mainstream broadcast media, most notably the BBC.” And, as well as emulating Fox News, that, “it will provide a voice for the silent majority.”

Does someone want to tell me again, why any Labour blogger would want to associate themselves with this lot?

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Well, I’ve now had to chance to review Iain Dale’s Fox News Lite smear story, sorry, report on the Smith Institute and my immediate reaction is…

…is that it?

Okay, I will say the video is worth watching just for the section on Bob Shrum’s comments about David Cameron, which I thought was brilliant, especially the bit about Cameron being a shameless opportunist with no policies - that alone is worth following the link for (yes, there is it, Sunny).

Just one question about that, that Fox News Lite doesn’t make clear; is the guy slagging of Cameron in an American accent actually Shrum, or just a jobbing actor working for Fox News Lite reading out a transcript of part of Shrum’s speech?

Just thought I’d ask, as that’s the kind of thing a real TV station would make clear in their broadcasts.

Anyway, aside from Shrum’s excellent assessment of Cameron, what else has Dale got to offer.

Well the substance of his allegations (actually substance is the wrong word entirely there, as it implies that there’s something too them), go like this…

Allegation 1…

a) The Smith Institute uses Number 11 Downing Street as a venue for lots of meetings.

b) ‘Business people’ who get invited to these meetings would probably go because they think that Gordon Brown might just pop his head round the door and say hello.

c) Iain doesn’t know what actually goes in these meetings at all.

Therefore that’s ‘Cash For Access’.

So no actual evidence, there, Iain? No? Thought not?

Allegation number 2.

a) The Smith Institute rents office space from the New Statesman, which is owned Geoffrey Robinson, a close ally of Gordon Brown.

b) Bob Shrum is the only paid ‘fellow’ employed the Smith Institute.

c) Gordon Brown has been seen talking to Bob Shrum on the pavement outside the offices of the New Statesman.

Therefore something dodgy is going on… I’m afraid Iain gets a lead-lined tinfoil helmet for that one.

Allegation Number 3

a) The Smith Institute organised two meetings for a political audience, that included Gordon Brown, Ed Balls, Alistair Darling and Polly Toynbee (??? I thought you lot had decided you like Polly Pot? Oh well).

b) Bob Shrum gave speeches to the meetings, the first on the utter vapidity of Cameron’s first 100 days and his George W Bush-like efforts to look like a moderate, and the second on the outcome of the American mid-term elections.

Now okay, taken at face value that looks rather political and partisan, which would be no-no for a registered charity if it were found to expending its own funds on such meetings…

..but there’s a ‘but’ in the form of a non-charitable trading company called SI Events Limited, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of The Smith Institute - for those not conversant in charity law, registered charities do face considerable restrictions in carrying out trading activities but are permitted to own and operate non-charitable subsidiaries which can trade as they wish, within the law, in order to bring in additional income which can then be transfered by deed of covenant or via gift aid back to the charity to support its work.

This is all perfectly routine - if you look into Oxfam’s accounts you’ll almost certainly find that they have a trading company that handles all their ‘fair trade’ products.

So, when we come the Smith Institutes’s most recent published accounts, what we find is that it declares its ownership of SI Events Limited, the size of the company’s capital/reserves (£42,095) and its operating profit for the year (£14,290).

And here’s the rub… The Smith Institute, itself, cannot as a charity ‘do’ the kind of partisan political meetings that Dale refers to in his report BUT the Labour Party, or a group of Labour MPs, or anyone else for that matter could quite happily hire the services of SI Events Limited to organise just such a meeting, and if the meetings were organised on this basis then The Smith Insititute, itself, has certain not done anything that would call into question its charitable status.

But, of course, Dale omits any mention of the existence of SI Events Limited, let alone points to the possibility that it, and not the The Smith Institute, arranged these two meetings, precisely because it doesn’t quite fit in with his ’sleaze’ thesis.

So, no evidence again, eh Iain? Shame that…

Oh, by the way, you know I mentioned the other day that Iain Dale just so happens to a trustee of the ‘independent’ think-tank Policy Exchange, and, of course, like The Smith Institute, Policy Exchange, as a registered charity, is obliged to be non-partisan, both by law and by its charitable objects (which specifically state that is should be non-partisan).

Which brings to a couple of questions that I’d quite like Iain to help me with.

Now, earlier this week - Monday 29th Jan to be exact - Policy Exchange published a lengthy report called ‘Living Apart Together: British Muslims and the paradox of multiculturalism’ by one of its research fellows, Munira Mirza (with Abi Senthilkumaran and Zein Ja’far) which its own press release - issued the same day - trails in the following manner:

‘Think Tank of the Year’ Policy Exchange today releases the results of a major new survey* of the attitudes of Muslims in Britain and the reasons behind the rapid rise in Islamic fundamentalism amongst the younger generation. The authors of ‘Living Apart Together: British Muslims and the paradox of multiculturalism’ conclude that the growth of Islamism must be understood in relation to political and social trends that have emerged in British society and suggests that the way the Government is responding to Islamism is making things worse, not better.’

And by way of complete coincidence, I’m sure, this report turns out to have been released the day after Dave Cameron pops up in the Observer (28th Jan) to give his ‘own’ thoughts on much the same subject as the report, while on the same day (29th Jan) that the report was released he gave a keynote speech on the same subject, this being a mere day before the official publication date (30th) of an interim report by the official Tory policy group that’s looking at national and international security, which covers much the same ground (if from a different angle) but which was actually ‘obtained’ by the BBC on - yes, you guessed it - 29th Jan, just in time for them to refer to it in their coverage of Dave’s speech in Birmingham.

That’s an awful lot of coincidences, Iain.

Mmm, oh yes, almost forget - the questions?

Did, by any remote chance, Dave Cameron, or maybe his speech writers, have access to the contents of the Policy Exchange report before it’s official release date? Say maybe in plenty of time for him to take its findings into account in drafting the speech?

And, if so, which seems a bit of possibility on the observable evidence, could you tell me whether the same facility was afford to any other political party; say like Labour or the Lib Dem? I think we’ll take it as read that for the purposes of this question, your Unionist friends in Northern Ireland don’t really count.

Answers in the comment box, if you please…

Oh, sorry, having a bit of a Columbo moment here… just one more thing…

You know how charities are supposed to be non-partisan, and especially the kind whose charitable objects specifically say that they’re non-partisan?

Well, with that in mind, could you tell me a bit more about the background to a book called ‘Compassionate Conservatism: What it is. Why we need it’, which was written by Policy Exchange’s Executive Director, Jesse Norman (with Jahan Ganesh) and published by Policy Exchange in June 2006, and which is trailed on the Policy Exchange website in these terms:

(June 2006) David Cameron has made “modern, compassionate conservatism” the guiding philosophy of his leadership of the Conservative Party, stating that “there is such a thing as society, it’s just not the same thing as the state”. But many have expressed scepticism or even hostility to this idea. So what is compassionate conservatism, and how can it meet the social and political challenges faced by today’s Britain?

In fact the introduction to the ‘book’ makes even more intriguing reading:

One of the most prominent themes of the Conservatives under David Cameron has been that of “compassionate conservatism”. In a speech at Policy Exchange in June 2005, at the outset of his campaign to be leader of the Conservative party, Cameron said that his party would stand “for compassion and aspiration in equal measure”. In December, in his acceptance speech as leader, he called for “a modern and compassionate conservatism which is right for our times and our country”. And since then, he and other senior Conservatives have repeated this call in speeches, in the media and in political advertisements; and the theme of “modern, compassionate conservatism” has formed the core of the party’s new statement of aims and values, Built to Last.

Cameron has described compassionate conservatism in terms of trust, responsibility and inclusiveness:

“The more we trust people, the stronger they and society become. We’re all in this together… we have a shared responsibility for our shared future… There is such a thing as society; it’s just not the same thing as the state. We will stand up for the victims of state failure and ensure that social justice and economic opportunity are achieved by empowering people and communities.”

Mmm, very nicely written, but then when Jesse’s not working for Policy Exchange he is, since last December, the Conservative Party’s PPC for the new constituency of Hereford and South Herefordshire, as I’m sure you’re already aware.

In fact, you seem to be aware of a lot of things regarding this book, as you were keen enough to promote it back in June, when you described it as:

probably the first attempt by anyone to seriously define the Cameroonian political philosophy.

And you also, very kindly, link to an article of Jesse’s on Comment is Free, in which he makes some interesting, and dare I say it, political observations, like:

After six months, we can already see that David Cameron is changing the basic terms of the political debate. Not merely at the level of language, as New Labour did, but at the level of ideas.

And

It thus rejects the unreflective statism of Gordon Brown.

And, mustn’t forget this one either:

It is by intuitively seeing the social need - and the space within current politics - for this tradition that David Cameron and the modern Conservative party are changing the terms of the debate. He is showing, not that Britain is a not conservative country, but precisely that it is.

What was all that you were saying about Bob Shrum and The Smith Institute, Iain?

In fact, if we take a look at Jesse’s profile and index page on CiF, we find that while he’s clearly identified on his profile as the Executive Director of Policy Exchange, his output over a space of four months in anything but charitable or non-partisan.

Of 11 articles in total, written over a space of about five months, Jesse manages to put up seven that directly attack the Labour Party or a named Labour Minister, including three where his target is specifically Gordon Brown, plus two shills for his Policy Exchange published book on ‘Compassionate Conservativism’, a defence of Cameron and Osbourne’s tax policy (with yet another shill for his book - you don’t know Oliver Kamm, by any chance? Never mind, it’s just a thought), plus an attack on Roy Hattersley that, again, miraculously morphs into a peroration on the joys of being a full-on member of Opus Dave, including the now obligatory, but rather more subtle (this time) link to his book.

Now, I know right away what the comeback will be here. Ah. but he’s writing in a personal capacity and not formally on behalf of Policy Exchange.

Well, quite.

Thing is, that’s rather skirting the issue here.

For one thing, if we look at exactly how he links back to his book throughout these articles, what becomes obvious is that many, if not most of the link present in an explicitly partisan political context - it used as a vehicle either to support Dave Cameron and the Tory Party or, when he’s on the attack, to support a partisan argument against the Labour Party or a particular Labour politician.

Remember, this is a book published by a registered charity that should be non-partisan and yet its main author, who is also the Executive Director of the charity in question and, now, a Tory PPC, is pitching it in an explicitly partisan political context, one that at least matches the partisan comments of Bob Shrum, about which Dale and other Tories are currently complaining.

Mmm… Pot calling Kettle black, methinks.

But then there’s more to consider. You see, looking closely at the Charity Commission’s guidance on campaigning and political activities by charities (CC9, BTW), the context in which the Commission considers it permissible for a charity to engage in political campaigning or activities is described in quite narrow terms…

47. The principles which apply to charities’ involvement in campaigning and political activities, apply equally to charities’ contact with political parties and their representatives. Such contact is a natural and integral part of some campaigns. However, the value which the public attach to the independence of charities, and the confidence the public have in charities’ work, means that charities need to pay particular consideration to the consequences of working with political parties and their representatives.

48. Following the principles, it is acceptable for a charity to advocate support for a particular policy, even if that policy solution is advocated by a political party or candidate, providing the policy is in furtherance of the charity’s purposes. However a charity must not support a political party or candidate.

Throughout it guidance, the context presented by the Charity Commission is one in which a charity either supports or opposes a specific policy or expression of policy (i.e. piece of legislation), which charities are entitled to do provided they do so on the basis of well-founded research and adopt a non-partisan approach - i.e. it would permissible for a charity to publicly oppose the introduction on ID card on the basis that they consider it a bad policy in its own right and present their objections solely in terms of the policy itself. What a charity in that situation could not do, however, is publicly oppose that policy from the standpoint that its a bad policy because its a Labour Party policy - that would take them over the line into partisan activity of a kind not allowed by Charity Law.

The problem here, as I see it, is that Norman’s book is not advocating or supporting a policy, rather its explicitly supporting a broad ideological position, ‘compassionate conservativism’ , one that it specifically identified with a particular political leader - Dave Cameron - and with a specific political party, the Conservative Party.

It would be absurd, for example, to suggest that either the Liberal Democrats or Labour Party had adopted an ideology of ‘compassionate conservativism’ - the term, itself,  clearly implies that the ideology positions it expresses, and which Norman is arguing for, clearly belong to, and can be found only within, the Conservative Party.

It is, so far as I can see, and explicitly partisan political text, and the publication of such a text by a non-partisan charity is, therefore, a highly questionable act, because implicit in the act of supporting and advocating ‘compassionate conservatism’ is support for the Conservative Party under David Cameron, never mind that both the trailer for the book on the Policy Exchange website and its introduction, make the connection to Cameron and the Tory Party, absolutely clear.

So what, exactly, is the deal here, Iain? You’re a trustee and therefore, with you other trustees, bear legal responsibility for ensuring the Policy Exchange operates within both charity law and its charitable object, so how do you account for this and in what sense does this differ from your comments about Bob Shrum’s speeches?

As I’ve not quite got around, as yet, to forwarding my observations to the Charity Commission (busy week), I think the least I can do is afford you opportunity to respond to my comments and clarify your understanding of what it means for charity to operate in a non-partisan manner and how this relates to this particular book.

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of regulations and stuff like that, I’ve been mooching through some of the guidance over at the Electoral Commission and I’m just staring to wonder quite where and how some of these semi-detached Tory-run new media operations, like Fox News Lite, might ‘interact’ with the PPERA regulations covering donations-in-kind and campaign expenditure, amongst other things, and whether it be time to ask the Commission to take a look at some of the ‘high value’ media operations, before any serious campaigning for elections gets under way.

Political blogging, and even organic blogging networks are one thing, and must, quite rightly, be able to continue to develop without interference or unnecessary regulation, but corporate-style media operations like Fox News Lite look a rather different matter and may need something of a closer look. Can’t have people bypassing the rules, now can we?
Mmm. I wonder… What do you reckon?

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Christ, the more you dig around in places like Fox News Lite, the more seriously scary wing-nuttery you uncover.

Michael Ehioze-Ediae is a bit of new one on me, although a quick Google search adds membership of the Conservative Christian Fellowship (quelle surprise) and a recent debut on ‘Conservative Home Television’ (produced by Fox News Lite, naturally) to his offical ‘rap sheet’ as “a member of the Editorial teams of CentreRight.com and 18Doughty Street’s news agenda.”

What caught my attention was a current ‘News Agenda’ piece carrying Michael’s byline, which start out mundanely enough with the headline, ‘Time to stop Ahmadinejad‘ and then barrels rather quickly into ‘2. The legal case for war’.

Whoa there. Can we stick to one, err sorry, I mean two wars at a time (Iraq & Afghanistan) here. Isn’t that enough to be going on with?

Still, this kind of thing needs checking out, so what we do find but young Michael reporting on ‘an event organised by the Conservative Friends of Israel” during the course of which “a group of jurists presented their case for international legal action against President Ahmadinejad of Iran.”

They want to prosecute Ahmadinejad? Okay… let’s take a look…

Ah, right. I get it… Michael, do you not think it worth mentioning that the ‘group of jurists’ comes from the International Association of Jewish Lawyers and Jurists (ILJAJ) and that the report is co-published by the Jerusalem Centre for Public Affairs, so it’s not exactly impartial here is it?

Nevertheless, the IAJLJ is actually an organisation with a decent historical provenence to it, so I thought I’d take a bit of a look at the argument they’re advancing, which rests largely on article 3c of the UN Convention on Genocide, which covers direct and public incitement to commit genocide… and okay Ahmadinejad’s a bit of wingnut, himself, but even so, much of the actual argument in this report is stretching credibility.

But what really doesn’t help, in terms of credibility, is the highly selective ‘evidence’ presented of Ahmadinejad’s alleged incitements in appendix 1 of the report, in which the authors selectively cite an Al-Jazeera mistranslation of what is his most notorious (and routinely misrepresented statement), “As the Imam said, Israel must be wiped off the map.” only to later cite another part of the same speech, this taken from a different and much more credible translation, in which the infamous ‘wiped off the map’ comment is accurately rendered as;

“‘Imam [Khomeini] said: ‘This regime that is occupying Qods [Jerusalem] must be eliminated from the pages of history.’ This sentence is very wise. The issue of Palestine is not an issue on which we can compromise.

(Quick note - MEMRI, who provide the accurate translation, includes amongst its founders, an ex-Israel Military Intelligence Colonel and a number of prominent Neo-cons, so it Ahmadinejad had specificall said ‘wiped off the map’ then you can damn sure that’s what the MEMRI translation would say).

This might seem like hair-splitting, but there is considerable semantic difference between idea of wiping a country off the map and eliminating a regime from the pages of history, and such things would be important in the unlikely event of Ahmadinejad ever finding himself in front of a court on a charge of inciting genocide.

Still what do you expect when you discover also that the “included MPs from the main British political parties such as Michael Ancram, Michael Gove and David Trimble.” (so the ‘main British political parties’ amount to the Tories and the Ulster Unionists???) and also on the guest list was “Benjamin Netanyahu the former Israeli Prime Minister.”

The whole ‘what did he really say?’ thing is well enough elsewhere not to dwell on it too much, but the general gist is that what these jurists are arguing for is for a criminal trial at the Internation Court, which rather leaves me at a loss to understand quite how Michael gets from there to…

2 The Legal Case for War

You fucking what? But, hey, it gets better

Article 2(4) of the UN charter prevents a party from making statements threatening the use of force against another state. Further Article 51 of the same charter permits a state to act in self defence against a state threatening it. It is argued that these legal provisions give Israel the right to attack Iran after its President called for it to be wiped of the map. A call he has made repeatedly. Ahamdinejad has constantly referred to the fact that he was only repeating what the Imam stated. By Imam he means the late Ayatollah Khomeni. This implies that wiping Israel of the map is also a religious duty.

This whole passage is a complete and utter load of bollocks. Article 2(4) does indeed mention threats:

All Members shall refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any state, or in any other manner inconsistent with the Purposes of the United Nations.

But article 51, doesn’t and authorises military action only in self-defence and if actually attacked

Nothing in the present Charter shall impair the inherent right of individual or collective self-defence if an armed attack occurs against a Member of the United Nations, until the Security Council has taken measures necessary to maintain international peace and security. Measures taken by Members in the exercise of this right of self-defence shall be immediately reported to the Security Council and shall not in any way affect the authority and responsibility of the Security Council under the present Charter to take at any time such action as it deems necessary in order to maintain or restore international peace and security.

In short, pre-emptive strikes are no a legitmate response to a bit of verbal sabre-rattling. But if that weren’t a bad enough bit of misrepresentation, we then move on to this…

Iran is developing a nuclear weapons programme and it has been estimated by the head of Mossad that it has about 3 years to develop a nuclear weapon. This will give it the ability to carry out its threat.

Just one point to make here, which seems to completely escaping most pundits. In order to nuke Israel, Iran must also be prepared to nuke Islam’s third most holy site (the Al Aqsa Mosque) after Mecca and Medina, the location from which Mohammed, according to Islamic tradition, ascending to heaven in the company of the Archangel Gabriel for quick tour, during which he received the commandments (including the five daily prayers) before nipping back down to Mecca to pass them on to the faithful.

In other words, an act that, broadly speaking, could be matched by Christians only if the Vatican decided to nuke somewhere like Bethlehem.

I don’t know about you but from where I’m sitting that does rather work against the idea of Muslims deliberately irradiating the fuck out of Jerusalem, however much they might have in for the Israelis, because somewhere in this I think they’d quite like the Mosque back, and undamaged as well.

Still accuracy clearly isn’t Michael’s forte as he then goes on to state:

Ahmadinejad’s behaviour follows the same pattern as Hitler of Nazi Germany. He stated in his book Mein Kampf that he intended to exterminate the Jews and he carried out this threat by killing 6 million Jews. We must therefore act before history repeats itself.

Sorry, Michael, wrong again. Mein Kampf was published in two volumes in 1925 and 26 and while old Adolf did have plenty to say on the subject of Jews and most (all) of what he did say was pretty in your face, he never actually got around to stating that he intended to exterminate them in either volume - with fourteen years to read through it before World War II kicked off, I do reckon someone might just have noticed the bit about extermination rather before whole shooting match actually kicked off.

You haven’t actually read Mein Kampf, have you? Which is not such a bad thing in some respects, although I would suggest you do, as a matter of historical interest, before you start telling people what’s in it, just so you can avoid any more blatantly stupid mistakes like this one.

Or indeed, this one…

As Benjamin Netanyahu reminded the audience yesterday, when Hitler started his campaign against the Jews, people thought it was just a Jewish problem. How mistaken they were! The whole world was drawn into a war with Nazi Germany.

Does this one even need a history book to sort out? Would a copy of Fawlty Towers on DVD not do just as well?

Basil: Now, wait a minute. Well, I got a bit confused here. Sorry! I got a bit confused, ’cause everyone keeps mentioning the war. So, could you— what’s the matter?

Elder Herr: It’s all right.

Basil: Is there something wrong?

Elder Herr: Will you stop talking about the war?!

Basil: ME?! You started it!

Elder Herr: We did not start it!

Basil: Yes you did — you invaded Poland.

To be fair, I can see what Netanyahu was actually saying, which was that we might have avoided World War II, and everything that went with it, had we paid a bit more attention to what Hitler was up to with the Jews, which is fair comment, although you could just as easily make the same observation about his violating the Treaty of Versaille in 1935 by introducing conscription,  moving troops in the Rhineland in 1936, supporting Franco in the Spanish Civil War and annexing Austria and the Sudetenland in 1938. So, on the whole, we missed quite a few pointers when it came to Adolf, not just the shitty attitude towards his own Jewish population.

The point here is simply that if you’re going to try pumping out propaganda then its as well to ensure that your schtick isn’t shot though with basic and easily check factual innaccuracies, especially when you trying to pitch a case for going to war - Mmm, where else have I heard that before, I wonder… - and that’s when people tend to start checking up on your comments.

So there you go - another completely impartial and anti-establishment offering from Fox News Lite - good stuff, eh?

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