I’m beginning to wonder whether Praguetory was, at one time, one of those nightmare little brats who, if he saw a pile of dog shit in the street, would run over in order to jump in it.
I mean, just check this out…

Okay, so at face values this is just PT’s usual pretensions of becoming Guido Lite - sort of skidmarks to Guido’s full-on Staines (boom-boom!) - but for all the talk of Chatshow’s trip to ten-step, open secrets and unconfirmed stories about MPs behaviour, just what exactly is the connection to Jack Straw and Oona King that warrants their pictures appearing in this post?
None at all, so far as I can see, except, of course, for the little matter of libel by juxtaposition…
The juxtaposition of someone’s picture next to a piece of sync or commentary may accidentally libel that person. For example, showing an entirely innocent member of the public walking through Customs, juxtaposed with a piece of commentary or sync about the illegal importation of drugs may well give the false impression that the person shown is a drugs smuggler. This would amount to a libel of that person. Great care must be taken to avoid such accidental libels.
It seems to me that PT has two choice here, remove the images or produce the substantive allegations that implicate Straw and King in behaviour of the kind referred to in his post.
What an idiot!
UPDATE:
Ah, silly me - what PT is trying to allude to, in his usual cojones-free cowardly manner, is a rather tired old rumour about Oona King having an affair with Jack Straw…
For the record, Oona King is NOT having an affair with a prominent Cabinet minister who may or may not be Jack Straw. “I’m intrigued,” she says, with a wry smile, “by the suggestion. I am honestly, intrigued. I have never ever even had a drink with this person. We’ve never ever been alone anywhere, ever. Does someone just sit in a room making this stuff up?”
Yes. Tories.
The rumour, probably the handiwork of an internet prankster, according to King, has become part of a political mythology that makes the 37-year-old MP for Bethnal Green and Bow currently one of the most colourful characters in British politics.
Prankster’s not quite the word I’d use - tell you what, you just go ahead and pick your favourite from the following list - ‘cunt’, ‘twat’, ‘cocksucker’, ‘wanker’, ‘fuckwit’ and that old Liverpudlian classic ‘chickenshit Tory gobshite’.
As to the why of this, well I’ll let one of Staines’ pet halfwit trolls explain it to you…

That is, of course, not the Peter Hitchens, who writes for the Mail on Sunday but a ‘Peter Hitchins’ who habitually lurks around Staines’ comment boxes and who’s first thought, when he gets up in the morning, can only be ‘
Fuck me, its a long way up to the gutter…’.
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As far 1. goes, the story as Oona tells it is that she was propositioned by a Labour MEP, not an MP, which rules Straw out completely.
As my update indicates, ’tis but a piss-poor effort to smear Straw as the Minister who allegedly propositioned the late Fiona Jones by raking over the long discounted rumours of his having an affair with Oona King.
In short, the Tories haven;t got the first fucking clue who it was that allegedly propositioned Fiona Jones, so they’re dragging out any old rumours they can find in order to find someone to smear.
Give it a few days and they’ll move on to a different Minister - my guess is that they’ll try Prescott next.
Comment by Unity 02.08.07 @ 12:17 pmMy, my, Unity; I never thought that you’d start “getting your hands dirty” quite so quickly, me ol’ mucker! ;-D
DK
Comment by Devil's Kitchen 02.08.07 @ 2:03 pmWell, well. No wonder Dominic Fisher didn’t want people to know he was PragueTory (oops, I’ve let it slip again). The problem as regards the libel by juxtaposition is that there is no mention of anything to do with an affair in the piece that you have copied. So let’s hope he can stand up… assaults, burglaries, personal abuse of public funds, cronyism.
Comment by Bob Piper 02.08.07 @ 3:00 pmJeebus Dom, but you’re an even bigger fuckwit than I thought!
Why would I want to sue you for libelling someone I’ve never met? In fact, try looking up the words ‘locus standi’, dickhead.
Ah, yes, now I get it - this is a bit of petty bravado isn’t it? Look at me, I told Unity to sue me? Aren’t I clever?
I think I can now see clearly what you ambition in life is, roach-boy - you aspire to be nothing less than Alan B’Stard’s younger brother…
… Dopey.
Comment by Unity 02.08.07 @ 4:41 pmDK:
Playing dirty? Moi?
Nah - roach-boy’s just nominated himself as my personal scratching post, that all.
As suggested by “Hitchens”, I suspect PragueTory is attempting to refer to the unsubstantiated rumour swirling around that Jack Straw was the cabinet minister who propositioned Fiona Jones. That this rumour was most likely started by Jane Griffiths (see comments on this post on her blog: http://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=15067381&postID=6084351152622478431), the embittered ex-Labour MP for Reading who was got rid of for being, shall we say, an “individual”, obviously doesn’t mean that it isn’t true.
Comment by . 02.08.07 @ 7:02 pmRe: Fiona Jones
Isn’t it awfully distasteful and insensitive (not to mention just a little bit inhuman) to use a corpse as a weapon?
PragueTory, what are your thoughts on this?
Comment by Tim Ireland 02.08.07 @ 9:28 pmGuido’s anonymous bullies in action…
This time, my navel is an innocent bystander… take a look at these antics…….
Trackback by Bloggerheads 02.09.07 @ 1:06 pmI kind of worry about saying this, because I am a bit worried that this is getting out of control, and there don’t appear to be any Geneva Conventions for blogwars, but on the other hand, there is the important principle of “kick out the jams, motherfuckers” to consider, so I pass this one on as a suggestion:
Surely allowing someone with repulsive views to pose as “Peter Hitchens” on a comments board and post scurrilous material, would at least on the face of it appear to be pretty close to libelling Peter Hitchens. At the very least, it seems like the sort of thing that Peter Hitchens ought to be made aware of, so that if he cares about it he can ask for the Peter Hitchens identity to be banned and a clarification to be posted.
IIRC, Peter Hitchens is quite active in maintaining the Wikipedia page on “Peter Hitchens”, so it shouldn’t be hard to get in touch with him.
Comment by dsquared 02.09.07 @ 1:22 pmHaha, praguetory boy “so sue me” ever so macho at that keyboard.
Odious tory tossers deserve all the heat being turned on them at the moment. Note “peter hitchens” and the anti-semite full-on racist “hook nose” comment. No class wannabe tossers, the lot of them.
Comment by The Labour Humanist 02.09.07 @ 1:56 pmPragueTory is the most pathetic type of internet bully; sucker-punches, kicking, gouging… nothing is too low for him. But when you turn around and give him a well-deserved bop on the nose, he runs away crying like a little girl.
‘Peter Hitchens’ uses a slightly different technique; the moment you have him or one of his chums on the mat, he plays Mr Nice Guy and claims that his online bile is just harmless play-acting.
Comment by Tim Ireland 02.09.07 @ 2:31 pmUnity/Tim
Leaving aside for a moment the whole Guido angle, what makes you so sure the Fiona Jones story ain’t true?
Comment by Abelard 02.09.07 @ 10:41 pmAbelard, I’ve heard that your mother still blows sailors for tuppence down at the docks.
Apparently, she’s been so busy for so long that she’s neglected to keep up with inflation and/or go decimal.
Now, leaving aside the whole Guido angle, how can we be sure that story’s not true?
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I once heard two rumours:
1) Jack Straw is the MP that Oona King referred to when she said an MP offered her £10k to sleep with him
2) Jack Straw and Oona King had an long lasting affair
Neither are true as far as I can tell but a lie gets half way round the world before the truth get it’s boots on…
Comment by leon 02.08.07 @ 12:04 pm