Seriously… this time its not a mistake. My source is 100% reliable, of completely unimpeachable character and has seen this with their very own eyes…

…Margaret Thatcher is completely bereft of life.

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…

Yep, it doesn’t matter what you do to that fucking bronze statue that they’ve installed in Parliament a week or so back, it won’t move one fucking bit.

It is absolutely dead as a fucking door-nail… No, seriously - my source has checked and he’s pretty fucking sure.. well, he knows a bronze statue when he sees one..

You can shout at it…

You can scream at it…

You can kick it…

You can punch it…

You can even wave a carton of milk under its nose without any fear of the damn thing snatching it off you.

That statue is 100% dead and there’s absolutely no mistaking it.