EXCLUSIVE - Thatcher ‘completely lifeless’.
Seriously… this time its not a mistake. My source is 100% reliable, of completely unimpeachable character and has seen this with their very own eyes…
…Margaret Thatcher is completely bereft of life.
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Yep, it doesn’t matter what you do to that fucking bronze statue that they’ve installed in Parliament a week or so back, it won’t move one fucking bit.
It is absolutely dead as a fucking door-nail… No, seriously - my source has checked and he’s pretty fucking sure.. well, he knows a bronze statue when he sees one..
You can shout at it…
You can scream at it…
You can kick it…
You can punch it…
You can even wave a carton of milk under its nose without any fear of the damn thing snatching it off you.
That statue is 100% dead and there’s absolutely no mistaking it.
Posted by Unity on 06 Mar 2007 at 01:01 am
on 06 Mar 2007 at 2:09 am 1.lfb_uk said …
Awww Poor old recess monkey PMSL ….
on 07 Mar 2007 at 11:52 pm 2.PoliticalHackUK said …
Am I the only one seized with a desire to borrow an armoured vehicle and a length of chain to stage a re-enactment of the destruction of the Saddam statue in 2003?