Very good piece by Political Penguin on a pretty crappy piece of reporting by the BBC.

More than £100m of public money is spent on translation services in the UK, the BBC has learned.

Local authorities spend £25m, NHS trusts £55m and the courts £31m on interpreting languages.

Refuse collection guidelines and one-to-one smoking sessions are among the services which have incurred costs because translations were provided. 

Hang on a second… refuse collection guidelines and one-to-one smoking sessions?

So we’re not just talking about translation services (i.e. the written word) we’re also including intepretation services (i.e. the spoken word) in this £100+ million. Sorry but that’s two different things requiring two different approaches, and while we’re being a touch pedantic, does this figure apply only to translation/interpretation in foreign languages, or is the money spent on British Sign Language interpretation included in this figure as well, as that’s also a very different matter from either of the first two?

Let’s just run through this…

BSL? There is no argument - this is about equality/disability so spend the money and quit whining about the cost.

Interpretation services - well even if you think that in an ideal world that everyone should learn English, in reality some migrants don’t or don’t learn enough to express themselves clearly and if that puts them is situation where they really do need access to an interpreter - say a visit to a GP or hospital, etc - then you just have to swallow the cost. Sorry, but an interpreter works out a damn siight cheaper than a misdiagnosis and a malpractice suit.

Translation services - now here’s where things are a little different.

First, if you think you’re improving communication with minority communities by providing printed translations then very often your barking up the wrong tree, and badly.

It’s not true of all minority communities, but amongst those I know best (South Asian) the issue you’re up against, more often than not, is not language but literacy.

It does depend on which community you’re dealing with and where exactly they’re from on the subcontinent, but by and large, and especially in India, education still tends to be bilingual - people learn to read and write in both their ‘native’ language, be that Panjabi, Hindi, Urdu, Bengali, Gujerati, etc. and in English, largely because English is still very much the core language of the Indian Civil Service. Matters are made a bit more complicated by the subcontinent’s many regional languages and dialects, some of which lack a written form, such as Mirpuri and Syhleti, but as general rule of thumb, if communication is your goal, then you should ask first whether the community you’re dealing with is generally literate, before worrying to much about languages and, in a lot of cases, would be better off using audio -visual recordings of spoken language to get your point across.

Translated materials are also too often produced for tokenistic reasons (to be ‘inclusive’) and an infuriatingly tokenistic fashion. I’ve lost count of the number of Local Government reports I’ve seen and been sent in which what one receives is a 100+ page report (all in English) with a one page ‘executive summary’ stuck at the front in half a dozen different languages - and all to supposedly be ‘inclusive’ or ’serve the needs of the community’. Sorry, fuck off. If a community needs such a report in its own language, its needs the whole fucking report not just a one page summary stuck at the front like a spare fucking dinner.

This is not difficult - if you’re going to provide translations, then at least have the fucking courtesy to do the job properly and not fuck about with summaries and then think you’ve done a good job of being inclusive - you haven’t, you’ve just been a twat.

Look, I’ve no problem whatsoever with the public sector providing printed materials in translation, provided its done properly and its understood why its being done.

There are very good reasons for providing translations, which may be to facilitate better communication - if you’re dealing with a community that is literate - or to show respect for a community’s culture and traditions (of which language is a significant part) or even just to provide a genuine choice. Some people may well be bilingual but prefer their reading material in their native language because that’s just what they prefer, and that’s also fine by me.

But it has to admitted that the public sector does unnecessarily piss inordinate amounts of money down the drain each year on translations that are, at best, useless and at worst, just produced in downright tokenistic and insulting manner, and it does so because it fails to do the one thing that businesses - who don’t, as rule, like to piss money away - do as a matter, almost, of routine…

…market research.

As usual, this is not fucking rocket science, in fact I can provide a simple three-step plan to not wasting money on worthless translations and getting the best from your available resources.
Step 1. Understand who you are trying to communicate with.

Step 2. Understand what you are trying to communicate and for what purpose.

Step 3. Go to your target audience, talk to them, tell them what you’re trying to achieve and ask them what will work best for them - after all, it’s their language and their community, so they’re going to know what they need a hell of a lot better that you are.

You see. Fucking simple. And all it takes is a little thought, a little planning and a bit of basic courtesy.

All a bit to easy for bureaucrats, then.

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Fresh from the file marked ‘Haven’t you twats got something better to do?’ comes this latest sorry tale of bureaucratic stupidity…

Name warning for dragon sausages

A food company has been warned it could face legal action over the name of its Welsh Dragon Sausages.

Trading standards said Black Mountains Smokery in Powys must also include the type of meat used in the sausages - pork - to meet labelling regulations.

Okay, fair play to the company in question for getting in the obvious wise-ase response:

Jon Carthew said: “I don’t think any of our customers actually believe that we use dragon meat in our sausages.”

But then, a little later in the article we find the reasoning behind why Trading Standards are getting all uppity…

A spokesman for Powys Council said: “The product Welsh Dragon Sausage was not sufficiently precise to inform a purchaser of the true nature of the food.

“I don’t think anyone would imagine that dragon meat was being used but we would not want vegetarians to buy the sausages believing they were meat free.”

You fucking what..?

Look, I’ve been a vegetarian for more than 20 years and in that time, and entirely without the assistance of Trading Standards, I’ve worked out for myself a basic rule of thumb that happily ensures that I don’t accidentally buy the wrong kind of sausages…

Rule 1. Don’t buy your sausages from a fucking butcher’s shop.

Call me ‘Mr Observant’ if you like, but I’ve always found that the big fuck-off slabs of animal carcass all over the place are a bit of giveaway when it comes to figuring out that a butcher’s shop is not the place to go for fucking vegetarian sausages, never mind the fact that your local health food shop is hardly the kind of place that you’d expect to find a big ruddy-faced bloke wearing a blood-stained apron standing behind the counter.

And even better, we get this…

The warning letter from Powys council’s trading standards department, who analysed the sausages, read: “The public analyst has stated that the name Welsh Dragon Sausage is not sufficiently precise to inform a purchaser of the true nature of the food.”

Look, it’s a fucking sausage you half-wit. Even us vegetarians understand perfectly well that traditional sausages, as sold by butchers, come in two basic varieties; Pork or Beef, which is precisely why vegetarian sausages tend to be labelled either ‘vegetarian’ or ‘meat-free’.

You might be an illiterate fuckwit, I’m not.

My only quibble with Jon Carthew’s comments in all this is his suggestion that this is ‘bureacracy gone mad’ and I disagree with him only because his statement suggests that at some time in the dim and distant past bureacracy had something more than a casual acquaintance with sanity.

Else, Tim Worstall is musing briefly on the question of whether a cheap method of refining shale oil would make the Peak Oil hypothesis disappear, to which I can only suggest that were someone to find a way to harness the power of bureaucratic stupidity then not only could we forget about Peak Oil but we would rapidly find our energy demands satisfied by an inexhaustible supply based on a infinitely renewable source.

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