You’ve got to admire the chutzpah of the folks over at Tory Home when it comes to making up excuses to cover the decision to draft in Tony Lit, a now former direction of Sunset Radio, as their chosen candidate for Ealing Southall before the ink was even dry on his party membership card, especially in the face of comments like this, from one of the site’s visitors:

CCHQ has approved Tony Lit, not even a party member, as a Parliamentary by-election candidate!!

What sort of message does that send out to those who were kicked off the candidates list or have failed a Parliamentary Assessment Board?

Up until now, only the best candidates were approved to stand as by-election candidates. Now a non-member can. Standards seem to be slipping!

How can we be sure that Mr Lit is a bona fide Conservative and not an infiltrator from another party? Are there no suitable local candidates with a proven track record as a Conservative activist, officer or councillor?

The party could pay a high price for taking such an unprecedented risk.

And…

I was told to become a Parliamentary candidate one has to be a Party member for at least 3 months and must pass PAB, but in this case ??????????????????

His father I have been told supported Labour candidate in 2004 GLA election (Ealing & Hilligndon)and they have never been a Tory supporter.

Only qualification is money, if Tory party thinks that being a Sikh he will get votes from local Asian (Sikh) community they must be kidding.

Labour party candidate will be also from Sikh community and he/she will have support among all the local Asian and religious communities, Sikh, Hindu, Muslims.

Toni lives in Osterly, London Boorough of Hounslow. Party has made a big mistake by chosing him. He will not win. Local politics has changed since his father stood as an Independent in 2001.

And…

The secretive process demonstrated here is typical of the new Cameron approach to selecting candidates. Other local non-Asian candidates were not even informed the Party was actively selecting. It doesn’t seem to matter if you’re a Tory supporter anymore, as long as you fit Cameron’s new candidate profile. Why is it that this candidate with no history of support for the Party is parachuted into a seat which many people believe we have a chance. It is because he is Asian and his father is well-known locally. If we started placing white candidates into seats where the electorate were predominantly white there would be an uproar, and rightly so. Can someone at CCHQ or in the local association (if there is one) tell us how many people applied for this seat and how the process was undertaken, so at least we know that this wasn’t as much of an opportunistic set-up as it appears.

And…

I informed CCHQ the same day MP Piara Khabra died.

This is the reply I got today from a high profile MP.

Dear Atiq,

Many thanks for your email and for your work on pulling together this data.

I am writing to let you know that Francis Maude has decided that our
candidate will actually be from Ealing Southall on this occasion which I’m
afraid does rule you out this time round.

However, with your great knowledge of this area in mind we would be most
grateful if you would still come and support the Conservative campaign in
Ealing Southall throughout this very short by-election. We expect polling
day to be 3 weeks today.

I have told Francis Maude of your interest and he has asked me to thank you
for your interest and also to ask the above question about whether you will
still be prepared to bring in support to help us achieve the best possible
result?

Which eventually brought out this feeble excuse…

Re: some of the comments about how long Lit has been a member, I’ve added an update to the post:

Just to be clear, Tony did become a member of the Party before passing the Parliamentary Assessment Board. He has always voted Conservative but couldn’t join the Party earlier due to his directorship of the radio station, a position which he has duly resigned from. Also, much credit is due to Grant Shapps MP for getting Campaign Together off the ground.

OFCOM might well have had kittens about his staying on the radio station while a candidate, especially after his father’s run in with the then Radio Authority in 2001, which cost the station a £10,000 fine, but whether or not he joins a political party as a member has precisely fuck all to do with OFCOM, not to mention that I can find nothing in legislation, regulation or in the OFCOM codes that would permit them to restrict rights of political affiliation which are, of course, covered by provisions on freedom of association in the Human Rights Act.

This looks a lot to me like making bullshit excuses to conceal a bit of blatant opportunism on the part of CCHQ.

To which I can add only that if holding a directorship of the media company is incompatible with membership of the political party, then perhaps the folks at Tory Home would care to explain this list of directorships, extracted from the House of Commons register of members’ interests

Gerry Adams (Belfast West - Sinn Fein)

Adfero Ltd; news and information services company, of which I am an unremunerated director.

Tony Baldry (Banbury - Tory)

Chairman (non-executive) of Multi Media Television plc (interactive digital television through the Job Channel and interactive digital television consultancy) - no longer in current register

Executive Partner in Diamond Film Partnership; a UK partnership promoting UK film and television production rights.

Kenneth Clarke (Rushcliffe - Tory)

Director (non-executive) of Independent News and Media (UK).

John Selwyn Gummer (Suffolk Coastal - Tory)

Catholic Herald (non-executive); newspaper.

Robinson, Geoffrey (Coventry North West - Labour)

New Statesman Limited

Stuart, Graham (Beverley and Holderness - Tory)

CSL Publishing Ltd; publisher of consumer magazines and newspapers.

Wyatt, Derek (Sittingbourne and Sheppey - Labour)

Non-executive chairman (unremunerated) of opusmedia sports; an IPTV company (resigned
15 March 2006).

As they say on the terraces at football matchs - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-bull-shit-ahhhhhhhhhhh!

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Thought I’d give everyone a timely reminder that ex-Tory whip David MacLean’s shameful attempt to exempt parliament from the Freedom of Information Act returns to the House of Commons today, and requires another solid filibustering performance from opponents to talk the bill out.

Couple of quick points to pick up, here.

MacLean claims that this exemption is necessary to preserve the confidentiality of MPs correspondence in relation to constituency casework. This is bullshit.

There are 24 clauses in FOIA setting out exemptions on disclosures, of which those most relevant to MacLean’s claims are:

Section 34. Exemption for parliamentary privilege.

Section 40. Exemption for information that cannot be released due to Data Protection Act 1998.

Section 41. Exemption for information provided in confidence.

Section 36. Exemption for information that, if disclosed, would be prejudicial to the effective conduct of public affairs, a neat little catch-all clause that includes cover for information that:

would, or would be likely to, inhibit-

(i) the free and frank provision of advice, or

(ii) the free and frank exchange of views for the purposes of deliberation, or

(c) would otherwise prejudice, or would be likely otherwise to prejudice, the effective conduct of public affairs.

All of which neatly covers pretty much anything of a legitimately confidential nature that might crop up in a MP’s constituency casework.

This, it seems, is not good enough for Labour MP Martin Salter who claims:

“Members on both sides of the House have found their correspondence to a public authority already revealed to a third party,” he said.

“This is completely unacceptable.”

If that’s the case then it rather rather odd that no MP has yet raised the matter of such disclosures with the Office of the Information Commissioner, as this FOIA request of my own clearly demonstrates:

Question.

1. What representations, if any, has David MacLean MP made to the Information Commissioner in regards to this proposed legislation [the exemption bill], prior to its introduction to the House of Commons?

2. Has Mr MacLean, or any other Member of Parliament, consulted with or sought the advice of the Information Commissioner in the matter of the application of the Freedom of Information Act to MPs correspondence with Public Authorities and, if so, what guidance has been issued to them by the Information Commissioner, particularly in regard to applicability of existing exemptions in the Act to MP’s correspondence?

Please enclose copies of any/all relevant correspondence relating to this inquiry

Response:

I can advise you that the Information Commissioner does not hold any information relating to your request. The Information Commissioner received no approach from Mr MacLean or any other Member of Parliament in relation to this matter.

Funny that, MPs are (allegedly) having their casework correspondence disclosed under FOIA on both sides of the House as yet not one of the them has raised the matter with the Information Commissioner?

Methinks there are some terminological inexactitudes in play here.

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The video is self-explanatory…

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(Published first at Guido 2.0)

Tim has already done a fine job of chronicling the scurrilous and largely anonymous bullying directed towards John Hirst (see posts here and at Iain Dale’s Dairy) who blogs as Jailhouse Laywer and, on occasion, pops in comments at my main online home, the Ministry of Truth.

The full background to John’s personal history is best explained in this article, which appeared in the Guardian in November 2006 - I’d recommend that you read it all but a brief summary of the salient points of John’s past is that in 1980, he was convicted of the manslaughter of his landlady on the grounds of diminished responsibility and was give a life sentence with a minimum term of imprisonment of 15 years. On being sentenced, the trial judge, Mr Justice Purchis, said of John:

“I have no doubt you are an arrogant and dangerous person with a severe personality defect. Unfortunately, this is not suitable for treatment in a mental hospital.”

John actually served 25 years in prison before paroled, not because he continued to be a threat to the public long after his initial tariff had passed, but because of his tendency to ‘buck the system’ and challenge authority while in prison. While inside he also got an education via the Open University and now blogs at http://prisonersvoice.blogspot.com/.

John recent came to the public’s attention after mounting an effort to challenge the laws that prevent prisoners from voting while in prison - you may have your own views as to the validity of his arguments, but its an argument he is entitled to make and have put to the test in law.

More recently, as Tim has documented, John has come under systematic attack by a small clique of right-wing bullies whose modus operandi is, perhaps, best illustrated by these comments from Paul Staines’s ‘blog’:

Guido Fawkes Esq. said…

Actually, it seems you are correct for once. Calling Guido a liar for skim reading a Google alert that arrived (late) this morning seems a little harsh.

A correction will be made.

You are still a granny killer, that can’t be corrected so easily.

3:50 PM, April 25, 2007

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crackers said…

Hirst you axed a defenceless old lady. You do not regret your killing. You call it manslaughter. You know it to be killing in cold blood. Murder to us.You show no remorse. You are the lowest form of vermin. Of this I am 100% sure. Stay in your dung heap and shut the fuck up. Your pretentious self serving ramblings are utter bilge. Like you, scum.

4:27 PM, April 25, 2007

Irrespective of the validity of any argument John may advance, to these bullies his arguments can be automatically gainsayed by mounting ad hominem attacks that describe him as a ‘granny killer’ and/or ‘axe-murderer’.

Neither epithet is correct, as John will point out - his victim (in 1979) did not have grandchildren and he was convicted of manslaughter, not murder, little that seems to matter to those who take pleasure in baiting him, for whom his failure to show remorse for his crime is taken is ‘proof positive’ that he should be regarded as a murderer who killed ‘in cold blood’.

Staines’ above all others, should be well aware of the importance, if not necessity, of placing a correct interpretation on someone’s past actions. That was, after all, the sole premise on which he threatened a number of bloggers with the the prospect of a libel action when evidence of his own past misdemeanours resurfaced earlier this year. Who knows, perhaps Staines’ comments might not have been quite so harsh had Hirst used his time in prison to pester the trial judge for a personal testimonial to support his contention that he did not commit murder, rather than on obtaining an Open University degree.

They bullies wrong in their libels, not just legally and factually, but also because they, like Andrew O’Hagan, the journalist who wrote the Guardian article linked to above, fail to recognise or appreciate the significance of a single salient fact that is staring them in the face. One that the article explicitly mentions here:

He [Hirst] says he wasn’t uncontrollable; he was suffering from Asperger’s Syndrome, though that was only diagnosed much later.

The personality ‘defect’ to which Justice Purchis referred on passing sentence in 1980 is Asperger’s Syndrome, an autistic spectrum disorder that is often referred to as ‘high functioning autism’.

On the key symptoms of Asperger’s Syndrome - and other forms of autism for that matter - is something commonly referred to a ‘mind-blindness’ - they lack a functioning ‘theory of mind’ due to their condition and this severely inhibits their capacity to engage in common social interactions that most people take entirely for granted.

Our ability to relate to other people and engage effectively in social interactions with other human beings relies extensively on our capacity to perceive things from another individuals ‘point of view’ both intellectually and emotionally. It is this that enables us to judge the ‘mood’ of others from their ‘look’ in their eyes, their body language or tone of voice and make judgements about whether what one is about to say or do is appropriate to the social environment in which you find yourself at a particular time and assess how that may affect or impact on others and how they might react to us as a result. It is also central to our ability to empathise with others and appreciate/understand how they feel and how their experiences may affect them - and, by way an ironic twist, this ability is also essential if one is attempting conceal one’s own feelings, or tell a lie, dissemble or deceive others.

The ‘mind-blindness’ one finds in Asperger’s Syndrome and other autistic spectrum disorders, rob those who these conditions of this capacity to relate to and undertand others, particularly on an emotional level.

An individual with Asperger’s syndrome is typically blunt to the point of brutality in their honesty - one of the key diagnostic traits that psychologists look for when assessing an individual for any autistic spectrum disorder is a pathological inability to tell lies or conceal their feelings and opinions which is typically coupled with a tendency to ’speak as they find’ with any seeming consideration for how that impact on others. This frequently results in their being perceived to be rude, abrupt and disrespectful, not because that their intention but because they cannot read the kind of visual/social cues that we take for granted as indicators that we may be ’speaking out of turn’ or behaving inappropriately.

This inability to read social cues can often result in their developing a social phobia. Although they cannot ‘read’ the kinds of non-verbal cues that others give out as warning signs that their behaviour may be innappropriate, individuals with Asperger’s Syndrome can, and do, develop an intellectual understanding of their propensity for making social errors and may be highly self-critical on becoming aware of their mistakes, with the result that they may come to shun social interaction with others for fear of making such mistakes and their inability to deal with them adequately. It also impairs their ability to interpret the actions of other correctly, particularly in relation to whether actions are carried out with deliberate intent or merely accidental; this commonly results their experiencing feelings of paranoia

O’Hagan’s article includes this observation about meeting Hirst:

It is obvious within seconds of meeting Hirst that he is probably neither a monster nor a model citizen, but he presses his Open University learning on you without ever knowing that the overwhelming sense he gives is not of educated reasonableness but of chaos and vast insensitivity. This is just an observation: he makes a case for himself very persuasively, but everything he says makes you wonder whether this man is totally in control of himself.

Intellectually, Hirst may be, and almost certainly is, very much in control.

What he cannot control, due to his condition - or rather ‘manage’ which is better term - is his social interaction with O’Hagan because his condition means that he cannot pick up non-verbal signs from O’Hagan that would indicate that he has made a comment that O’Hagan finds abrupt, or insensitive. Hirst’s ‘problem’ in his interaction with O’Hagan is simply that his condition renders him incapable of observing the usual ’social niceties’ that Hagan expects to encounter as a routine facet of everyday life.

A little further on, O’Hagan comments:

It has to be said that Hirst has a slight tendency to pathologise his victim. “She’d had six or seven ex-offenders living there,” he says, “and they couldn’t bear her. She was unbearable. She stole our food. It was as though I was her carer, and I was so fragile it was unbelievable. I was like a walking time bomb. She claimed she had been in a concentration camp. She was trying to control my life and … wanted to be waited on hand and foot. I had my own life to lead.”

And a little later still…

I wonder if Hirst knows how callous he sounds. It is difficult to avoid seeking a connection between the coldness of his descriptions of what he did - “It was like swatting a fly that’s buzzing around you” - and the question of whether he is truly reformed. Sitting in his living room, I begin to feel afraid of John Hirst. He would say such fears were stupid, because the stupidity of other people’s doubts about him are self-evident to John Hirst, but something in him seems amoral and the self-control he often speaks of seems teetering in his case. When he stops talking about how he killed Mrs Burton, he stands up and returns to the kitchen. I look again at the CCTV showing the space outside and wonder if I could handle him.

If you’ve understood my description of the effect that Asperger’s Syndrome has on John’s ability to interact socially, then you will understand the he did not know how callous he sounded to O’Hagan and that this something that O’Hagan himself would have understood had he appreciated the significance of John’s condition.

O’Hagan states that there is something in Hirst that seems ‘amoral’ - this, ironically, is not an unfair observation.

John is not a moral man in the conventional sense, because his condition robs of him of the capacity for emotional subjectivity and introspection upon which our practical sense of morality is based - Hirst does not ‘feel’ the difference between right and wrong in the way that most people does. However, Hirst may be, and almost certainly is, an ethical man; one who possesses a keen intellectual understanding of right and wrong, albeit one that would appear rather abstract to most of us.

This explains the very matter of fact way in which he talks about the crime he committed more than 25 years ago and the events since. Intellectually he accepts, fully, that his actions were wrong and that the punishment he received was just retribution for his action - more than just, in fact, in the sense that he served ten years longer in prison than the period specified in the sentence handed down by the trial judge. What he cannot do is engage with that understanding in any meaningful emotional sense - it is something he knows and knows to be true, a series of unquestionable material facts, but not something he feels because his condition renders incapable of engaging with those facts in an emotional way.

I should point out this is not to say that John is without emotion and feeling - far from it - rather that he lacks the capacity to understand and rationalise what he feels in way in which he can find meaning. What he cannot do is externalise his emotions, project them outwards in a fashion that would enable him to rationalise what he feels.

This is crucial to understanding John’s evident lack of remorse for his actions, as evidenced by this exchange with O’Hagan:

“But do you want to be forgiven by her?”

“Honestly, I don’t give two fucks,” he says. “That might sound callous, but it isn’t. Her being in the court brought home to me what I’d done. Here’s someone now before me who hasn’t done anything, and I was feeling for the daughter, but all I could see was her anger and bitterness coming back. She probably wanted me to be hung, but it still wouldn’t have brought her mother back … I’ve satisfied retribution. I’ve satisfied deterrence. I owe society nothing now.”

All the hallmarks of Asperger’s are there to be seen in this passage, if only one knows what to look for.

John can ‘feel’ for the daughter because, at an intellectual level because he can understand how the death of her mother would, or perhaps should, have made her feel, but he cannot empathise with how the daughter feels as he perceived those feelings in the court room, nor can he understand or appreciate how the emotions she expressed towards him at the time of the trial - anger and bitterness - relate to and stem from her feelings of grief at the loss of her mother.

Hi comments are, therefore, typically blunt and to the point and his emotional appreciation of that situation is limited, lacking in nuance and based only on what he could perceived as being clearly evident from the daughter’s reaction to him. What he saw from the victim’s daughter was anger, bitterness and resentment, emotions that would all too understandable to most of us but which to John, with his limited if not existence capacity to empathise and understand them and how they rooted in other feeling not obviously evident but present nonetheless- grief, loss, sadness - those feelings served no purpose. As John says himself, nothing that the daughter could do, say or feel, and nothing that the court could do to him, even had the death penalty have been open to the court - could change what had happened and bring her mother back.

To feel remorse one must do more than simply understand that the wrongness of one’s actions, one must also form an emotional connection with the victim and the victim’s family. One has to empathise with them, understand on an emotional level how they feel, feel a sense of grief and loss for their grief and loss and for having been the cause of those feelings.

John feels none of that, because his condition - Asperger’s Syndrome - precludes his forming the very emotional connections necessary for him to feel remorse.

He can no more express remorse for his crime than a blind man can see or a tetraplegic can step out of their wheelchair and walk across the the room. His lack of remorse is neither a matter of choice nor proof that his crime was pre-meditated - the necessary condition for a murder conviction - it is merely a function of his condition.

John has a disability - although whether he sees his condition in that way is another matter - and it is that disability that prevents him from feeling or expressing remorse for the crime he committed more than 25 years ago.

That does not absolve him from responsibility for his actions. He committed the crime and served the sentence that he was given by way of punishment for his actions - more than the sentence in fact. But, as John rightly points out, neither the crime itself, now his lack of remorse, makes him a murderer or a ‘cold-blooded killer’ - nor, to my mind, does it justify the callous and ignorant behaviour of a few anonymous on-line bullies who seem to think that they can safely gainsay any argument he cares to advance merely by labelling him an ‘axe-murderer’ or ‘granny-killer’.

If John is sometimes rude, abrasive, disrespectful or merely - to some - a nuisance by way of his persistence in pursuing a line of argument, his behaviour can be explained and understood. It is not something he does by choice but is, rather, a consequence of his condition, his disability.

What excuse or explanation is there one can advance to justify the actions of those who take pleasure in hounding him. Those who are rude, disrespectful and abusive towards him by concious choice?

None whatsoever.

Those who refuse to engage with John by way of intellectual argument, who choose not to address his comments, consider the points he advances and challenge his opinions are not just cowards and bullies but the kind of bullies who - by their consciously chosen behaviour and attitudes - would seem to think nothing of persecuting a physically disabled man by kicking his crutches our from under him.

That is what the character of their behaviour amounts to. The abuse they direct towards John is directed towards his condition, his disability, and ignorance, in this case, is no excuse. The bullies cannot claim to be unaware of his condition, it is there referenced in black and white in Andrew O’Hagan’s article, and any of them who might claim not to have read that article, who may have joined in the hounding of John Hirst simply to ‘follow the crowd’, they are the kind of ignorant scumbags whose conduct is beneath even contempt. Which is worse, the bully who ‘kicks a cripple’ because they can, because their victim cannot fight back, or the bully who joins in just to be part of the crowd?

John Hirst may have killed a woman, more than twenty-five years ago and spent most of his adult life in prison as a result - but he is still a better man (or woman) than any of those cowards and bullies could ever aspire to be.

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As someone who , a while back, spent a considerable amount of time debating on US political forums, I would reasonably consider myself something of a veteran - by British standards - when it comes to the question of gun control and the 2nd Amendment to US Constitution. Been there, seen it, done it, trolled it, know the arguments forwards, backwards, sideways, etc.

 

So, horrific as the Virginia Tech shootings are, the political/media debate that has ensued in their wake is a thoroughly mundane ‘by the numbers’ exercise in raking over the same old ground - or so I though until I came across Martin Kelly’s take on the media coverage of the story at - regrettably - Devil’s Kitchen, where the proprietor is infinitely more cogent and reasoned that what you’re about to read from one of his occasional contributors.

Immigration Kills

Oh fuck. Doesn’t your heart just sink at reading a title like that?

On ‘Newsnight’ last night, the impeccably coiffed Gavin Esler began the report into the Virgina Tech mass shootings by pronouncing, in that inimitable Ulster-Scots twang, that the shooter had ‘exercised his consitutional [sic] right to bear arms’.

Yes, that’s about the standard opening for any media report on a mass public shooting in the United States of America and is nothing more than a reflection of the nature of the public debate in the US on the subject of the meaning and intent of the 2nd Amendment. Without getting too deeply into the detail (which would take hours) gun control is a deeply contentious and divisive issue unlike anything that us Brits are used to in our own public discourse - the nearest equivalent would, perhaps, be a debate around completely privatising the NHS and even that would fall short of the kind of passions raised in the US whenever gun control comes up in the wake of a serious incident like that at Virginia Tech.

It’s simple - in the US a mass shooting means a subsequent debate on gun control and the 2nd Amendment as surely as night follows day.

If, as has been reported in some quarters, the mass murderer was a Chinese national, he wasn’t exercising his own constitutional right to bear arms - he was in fact exercising somebody else’s.

Actually, it seems he was a South Korean national, but that’s entirely immaterial - as long as he was residing in the US legally then even as a foreign national he is still entitled to the vast majority of the rights that the US constitution - specifically its first 10 Amendments, which make up the Bill of Rights - affords to US citizens, including the right to bear arms.

The bedwetting British left has predictably got its Pampers in a twist about the idea that people can use guns to kill other people. Even the Daily Telegraph has got in on the act.

Generally, an assertion that the ‘bedwetting British left has got its pampers in a twist… blah, blah’ is one I’d expect to see backed up by a either quotation or link to an article that did, indeed, demonstrate that just such a thing is happening - and it may well be happening in some quarters but when Martin goes on to slate the Daily Telegraph for publishing a ‘bear shits in woods’ observation that this shooting will spark off a debate about gun control in the US, then I can’t help but think that Martin is talking complete and utter bollocks.

But the idea that immigrants can do a bad thing, any bad thing, is anathema to opinion-formers - they rush to blame the guns he used to kill, not the immigrant’s own hideous, warping hatred. They rush to blame the university authorities - as if journalists have any have any experience of trying to organise the mass evacuation of approximately 8,000 very frightened people from a small area while under fire. The idea that the resulting stampede might have caused an even higher death toll doesn’t cross their minds - coming from a culture where it’s apparently legal for a crook to bounce cheques and then sue to claim back the resulting bank charges, their absolute (and unjustified) belief in their own competence means they have developed a correspondingly absolute lack of humilty.

Having been in more than my fair share of intellectual firefights on the subject of the 2nd Amendment - and for the record, Thomas Jefferson made his intent that all law-abiding US citizens should have the right to bear arm perfectly clear in observing that one of best arguments for an armed citizenry was so that citizens could defend themselves against the government - I can honestly say that even by the flagrantly partisan standards of such debates that last paragraph stands out as being the worst commentary on the subject that I have ever seen - it is nothing less than the work of a complete fuckwit, the senile maunderings of quasi-fascist low-grade moron who’s head is so far up his own arse that he can comfortably lick his own tonsils.

The nationality of the shooter in this case - and in any other similar shooting - is completely and utterly fucking irrelevant. A murderous nutball with a gun is a murderous nutball with a gun no matter where in the world they come from and where in the world they might be at the time that something snaps and they go postal. If life should tell us anything its that in country of 300 million people or so, you simply can’t legislate for the occasional unexpected murderous nutball.

The actual gun control debate in the US is a very complex one and riddled with bizarre inconsistencies and nuances that, for the most part, are completely alien to a British audience - to illustrate the point, there are currently 13 States in a which an ex-felon is disbarred from voting, even after they have completed their sentence and served out their debt to society, yet in most of those States the gun laws are such that they would have no difficulty whatsoever in buying a gun from a legitimate gun store. Those are the kind of ‘wrinkles’ that many supporters of tighter gun control want ironed out of the system - they don’t object to law-abiding citizens exercising their 2nd Amendment rights to bear arms, they just want the government to be a little more diligent in trying to ensure that the citizens with guns are not criminals and sane enough not to go on a random shooting excursion to their nearest school or university.

Given the extended period over which the shooting take place, questions will naturally be asked about whether more could have done to evacuate the campus before the gunman got into his full stride - that’s no more than a sensible question that needs to be asked as a means of ensuring that any lessons that may there to be learned from this incident are learned - could we have done anything differently/better and maybe saved a few lives along the way is a perfectly sensible and prudent question to be asking in the circumstances.

And as for Martin’s comments on the businessman who sued successfully to recover bank charges, I might ask exactly when did a business having cash flow problems make anyone a ‘crook’, why exactly should a bank be permitted to ream its customers for charges well in excess of their actual costs and, given that the central issue in this matter would appear to be that the man’s cashflow problems stemmed from the three days it still takes banks to cash a cheque, even today, would he not be better off asking why it takes them so long to cash cheques when most other forms of payment can be processed in, at most 24 hours.

Supporting a free market economy may be one thing, but I can’t recall anything in the ‘Wealth of Nations’ that specifically suggested that it was a good thing to permit banks to ream the living fuck out of their customers with complete impunity.

I have no intention of going to London for the forseeable future; principally because I don’t think I’d feel safe there unless I’d be able to defend myself.

Spoken like a true chicken-shit.

It’s people, not guns, that kill other people. And the more people you have, the more they will kill.

Is it just me or this twat appear to be channelling Melanie Phillips? - can I suggest a new personal mantra - medication first, blogging second.

Sorry DK, but if there’s a candidate for going postal anywhere around here its Martin - he’s plainly off his fucking rocker on this one.

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Every so often, as a Labour Party member, you come across a Tory who is an absolute godsend - if you’ll excuse the use of religious allusion by a confirmed atheist.

Back in the Thatcher days you were spoiled for choice although no one ever quite came close to matching Peter Bruinvels and John Carlisle, also known to Labour members as the MPs for Johannesburg East and West on account of their unswerving support for British companies doing business with the apartheid regime in South Africa. Bruinvels, in particular, was a delight, not least because evolution had also given him that classic Tory Boy middle-aged-by-thirty chinless-wonder look that has completely gone of political fashion in recent years, apart from amongst UKIP supporters where Nigel Farage is doing a sterling job of keeping the look alive.

And by a strange coincidence, the very same constituency that gave us Carlisle, Mid-Bedfordshire, today provides another Tory godsend of any altogether different character - Scouse ex-pat Nadine Dorries and the only sitting MP, to my knowledge, to have given up her husband to spend more time with her party (she went to Westminister, he emigrated to South Africa) in addition to being the MP who cited Thatcher’s ‘right-to-buy’ policy as the reason she was attracted to politics, which makes her one of the best arguments in favour of social housing I’ve seen in quite some time.

Dorries has had an interesting start to her Commons career - it took her less that 12 months to find herself up before the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards after using House of Commons letterheads for a bit of under-the-counter electioneering on behalf of a prospective Tory councillor standing in a by-election in here constituency.

Her defence was to play dumb and claim to have been misadvised by parliamentary colleagues - and if you’ve read her ‘blog’ you’ll appreciate fully why the ‘playing dumb’ tactic worked out so well for her - the complaint was upheld but she got nothing more than a slapped wrist.

A few weeks back Dorries, who comes across rather like Marlene from Only Fools and Horses (minus the steadying influence of Boycie), got her parliamentary undergarments in a tangle after Jack Straw used a couple of comments from her blog during Thursday’s business questions, as the basis for giving the Tories a bit of ribbing, prompting her to make the ridiculous suggestion that she’s was being cyberstalked by Jack.

The truth is undoubtedly far more prosaic - Straw simply has a bag carrier monitoring the blogosphere for usable material and they hit on a rich vein of Tory idiocy when they ran across Dorries, but that hasn’t prevented her from further mutterings on the subject.

A few weeks ago you may remember that I mentioned that a very senior Labour MP had warned me to “be careful” because Labour HQ were monitoring Conservative MP’s blog sites. It appears the blogs infuriate the Labour party because they have no control whatsoever over what is written or who reads it.

Infuriate? No of course not. This issue here is not about Labour’s inability to control what’s written on blogs but Nadine’s own failings in that respect - she is, its sad report, suffering from a terminal case of foot-in-mouth as evidenced by her preceding post, the reaction to which, over at Iain Dale’s blog, occasioned that latest outburst and which stands proud a veritable classic in the annals of ‘I’m not racist, but…’ writing, to whit:

She was born in the wagon of a travellin’ show 

I sang the well know song by Cher all the way home from a meeting tonight. I know all the words, I bet you do too.

I spent the night in Flitton Village Hall in the company of over 500 residents.

I was a bit taken aback by the number of people present. I drove up at 8pm, and if I hadn’t known where the hall was, I would have spotted it easily by the droves of people walking towards it.

As I got to the main gate, I was met by a lady who passed me through the crowd to another, and then another, until they got me into the hall where I went straight up onto the stage. There was no room anywhere else for me to stand, people were sitting all over the floor and the chairs had been full for some time. People were standing in the car park listening through the open windows.

I commented as I passed through the crowd how surprised I was that there were so many people there. Some joked and said, we’ve all come to see you Nadine – but I know that wasn’t the case, the meeting was about Gypsies and travellers.

Aside from exhibiting extremely questionable musical taste, it should be fairly obvious alread, exactly where this is going, which is why it should be obvious that Dorries is about to observe the first Tory rule of making comments on the subject of race relations and ethnicity and attempt to demonstrate that whatever else her motives might be, she’s actually a racist because she knows, went to school with or otherwise has friends or acquaintances who belong to the same ethnic group she’s going to slag off later. It’s the regular Tory Party production of ‘The Sixth Sense’ - ‘I know Black People!’ - or it would be if Dorries was bright enough to understand the script…

As a little girl I spent idyllic Irish holidays on my Uncle Tom and aunty Mollie’s farm in Bangor Erris, Co Mayo. My Uncle Eammon and Aunty Bridget owned the local village shop, they still do, My cousin Moira and I often used to serve in the shop.

When the tinkers called with their big horse drawn wagons, Aunty Bridget used to fly behind the counter and shoo us into the back room. The fear was that because I had Blonde hair, a rare thing in Eire, the tinkers might steal me.

One brave day when Aunty Bridget was feeding the baby, I served the tinkers, and lived to tell the tale.

The tinker was a statuesque woman, dressed in black and brown, accessorised with eyes and teeth the same colour. Her hair was long, wild and wind blown and had obviously never seen a comb or been washed in weeks. She probably had been born in the wagon of a travellin’ show.

She sat on the board at the front of the wagon and didn’t move. Moira wouldn’t come out of the shop and I couldn’t tell what the woman sat high up on the wagon was asking for. Moira translated from behind the door, and then threw the tobacco and barley twists out to me.

The tinker threw the money down to me for the goods, and then I threw them up. Moira wouldn’t let me give them to her unless I got the money first.

Moira was hissing at me from behind the door in her scared ‘Holy Mary mother of God will ye get ye’sel back in here now, Jesus ye are too close,. She’ll have ye before ye know it ”

The tinker smiled at me, which I remember shocked me, and I think I jumped a bit, she then cracked the whip on the two big horses, shouted something in Gaelic, spat her chewed tobacco at my feet, and rode off

I picnicked out on that for months.

When I got back inside, Aunty Bridget made me wash the money,  and scrub my hands under the brown, peaty, icy water of the outside tap. The water pumped straight from the Owen More river which ran by less than 50 yds away.

I remember Moira and I laughing so much around the tap, I think we were relieved to have survived the scary ordeal!

Generally the idea behind the ‘I know Black people’ story is to try and establish some sort of tenuous basis on which you can then go on to defend yourself from any charges of racism, not demonstrate to the world that you come from a long-line of ignorant bigots, a point that seems rather to have escaped her on this occasion as the usual denouement for a story like that generally entails the author undergoing some sort of redemptive experience later in life, a feature conspicuous only by its absence in this case.

In 1994 the then Conservative government removed from Local Authorities the obligation to provide Gypsy sites.

The Labour Government have just re instated this obligation and my constituency has to provide 40 pitches by 2021, 20 immediately. All are to be designated in local rural villages. Feeling are running high.

And who’s decision is that exactly? Why the local council’s of course. The equation is a fairly simple one here - local towns equals lots of voters, rural villages equals not many voters, so you put the sites where they’ll cause the least electoral damage.

You’ll also notice the blatant bit of spin going on here - the council has to provide 40 pitches by 2021, 20 of them immediately - so that space for 20 caravans straight away, which could mean one site with 20 pitches, two with ten pitches or four with five pitches - anyone notice all of sudden how the idea of two-four sites comprising between five and ten caravans suddenly sounds a lot less scary.

The councils have no option, they have to do it. When I saw Richard and Tricia, local councillors, putting forward their position to the audience I realised what a tough job it can be, being a local councillor. It is a vocation, it does take long hours, and you get very little thanks. Appologies to all those standing in local elections for the first time!

But that’s not strictly true is it - the council is compelled to provide the sites but it does have options when it comes to deciding where exactly to put them.

There is a word, or rather an acronym, for this kind of thing, the origins of which are generally attributed to former Tory minister Nicholas Ridley - although the OED cites the Christian Science Monitor for first usage, but I’ve interrupted Dorries in full flow so let’s see what she has to say next.

My position on this subject is very hard line. If you want to live in Flitton village, get yourself an education, a good job, save up and buy yourself a house. Big round of applause. Not deserved though, because my hard line position is not an answer to what the residents of Flitton are facing.

There is a bit of story here that she’s not deigned to mention. The average price of a property in Flitton is currently cited as £293,826 with one street in particular - Wardhedges, being listed as the joint most expensive street in the district with an average price for a house of £800,000. The overall profile for this neighbourhood puts in the top 2.5% in the UK in terms of the wealth of its population.

Now do you feel quite so sorry for them?

Anyway I’ll skip the next couple of paragraphs, which are self-serving and irrelevant and get on to the next bit, where things get interesting again…

For all the bleeding hearts that are about to blog me and tell me that gypsies and travellers are now classed as an ethnic group because of their culture and beliefs I say this - I have no problem with that. You can believe and follow whatever culture you like – but if you want to live in England you do it living in a house, send your children to school and conform to the societal framework that the rest of us have to, because that’s how it is in Britain. That’s how we live; it’s a British culture thing.

Is it? So what, Britain has absolutely no history or tradition of travellers and travelling communities, travelling fairs, circuses or itinerant farm labour?

Of course it does - every country does to some degree or another and what we today call Gypsies and travellers we once only a very small part of a British population that was almost perpetually on the move during the summer months in rural errors, travelling from town to town and farm to farm in order to find work. In the sense of what remains of Britain’s traditional travelling communities - which is a very different matter from the so-called new age travellers who took to the roads in search of an alternative lifestyle - what we have are last remnants of a very British and very traditional way of life, one that dates back centuries.

Dorries claim that ‘it’s just not British’ is a completely ahistorical one, the product of a deep-seated ignorance of British history and culture.

Her position is one of the most abject hypocrisy - take what she has to say at face value and it might appear that she’s trying to defend the rights of a traditional rural community - in reality, the people attending this meeting are upper-middle class commuter-belt professionals who work in Central London. Thats’ the actual profile of Flitton and is there is anything still remaining of its original rural community then at £300,000 for a house the one thing you can be sure off is that they can no more afford to buy property and live there than could the travellers.

Still, she’s on a roll so lets what’s next.

If you want to show me traveller sites where there is harmony within the community, I will point out to you that on those sites the children probably attend the local school, and the families largely conform and are law abiding.

I will then take you to see some of my farmers fields, three acres in Brogbrough is where we will start, where travellers have created mayhem.

That’s an interest contrast - the sites that don’t cause problems are those where children go to local schools and their families abide by the law… because they have a properly set up site to live on. Meanwhile where there are problems - the farmers fields she mentions - the main issue is that those travellers don’t have a properly managed and planned site to live on. The argument, if you look at it properly, is entirely self defeating as the primary difference between the two scenarios is that in one there is a municipal site and the other there isn’t - so the obvious solution is to provide more properly managed and planned site where travellers can live without causing problems…

But that’s not what she wants - all she wants is to move the problem on somewhere else. Somewhere that doesn’t affect her wealthy, upper middle-class professional constituents.

NIMBYism, like I said!

There should be no such thing as a right to reside unless that residence is to take place within an appropriate home subect to all the usual planning laws and constraints the rest of us who pay tax and council tax have to abide by.

As one lady in the audience, sat on a hard floor, pointed out last night - if the new laws are about equality then surley that is equality for all. Travellers and Gypsies should have to live by the laws which make us all equal. Exactly.

And all the conditions cited above can be met simply by providing an adequate number of properly managed sites for travelling communities - sites that comply with planning law and provide access to basic amenities including things like rubbish collection, etc. These sites can be made available for rent - they’re not free of charge by any means - and the council tax necessary to pay for the amenities the travellers receive while living on-site - rubbish collection, access to local schools, etc. including in the ground rent for their pitch.

Which sounds rather a lot like the government policy that she’s complaining about.

My solution to the traveller problem is this; In Britain the culture is to live in a static home, work, pay taxes and save for the things you want in life. Live here by all means, have your own culture, as many do, however, you have to live in within the framework of the values this society operates within.

Not much of a libertarian then, eh Nadine?

This is the reality, given adequate provision in terms of access to suitable planned sites, there is no basic reason why traditional travellers should cause significant problems - the worst that can happen is that you have too much demand in one place at one time and have to move some people on to another location… as long as the provision is there.

Its a matter of supply and demand - too much demand and not enough supply at the moment, and if you increase the supply rather than demonise the people with the demand you solve the problem.

Its not that difficult if only you think about it, but then thinking, as should be apparent, is hardly Nadine Dorries’ strong suit…

Last word on this - despite the obvious ignorance and hypocrisy of Dorries’ remarks, I’m not actually suggesting that she is a racist - I simply don’t know enough about her to come to that kind of conclusion.  Rather her inability to construct a cogent and honest argument here is something as I see as a more fundamental problem for the Tory Party as it tries to shake off its ‘nasty party’ image and advance a much more enlightened attitude to issues of race and ethnicity.

Even if they mean well and are committed to making the Tory Party genuinely inclusive, many Tories have no real idea of how to talk (or write) intelligently and meaningfully on questions of race and ethnicity. For now much of the Tory Party is at a stage that is analogous to that of some who mistaken refers to a Black person as ‘coloured’ in the mistaken belief that’s the acceptable way to talk - the might have good intention but their understanding of how the world has moved on lets them down and is a source of ongoing embarrassment.

Unless evidence emerges to the contrary, that’s how I’d suggest that you interpret Dorries’ comments.

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…back again.

Safety’s Back… brought a friend…

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Politics is about the future not the past.

Oh for fuck’s sake - change the fucking tape will you!

Look, politics is about the past, present and the fucking future.

You learn the lessons of the past, you apply them to the present and you plan for the future.

Fucking hell, this like Neil the Hippy trying to teach Vyvian about fucking gardening in The Young Ones.

We sow the seed. Nature grows the seed. And then we eat the seed…

Now, do you fucking understand…?
No. Of course you don’t - who am I fucking kidding?

After ten years in office Labour needs a new vision and new policies if we are to successfully meet the future challenges faced by our country and the wider world.

And?

Winning future elections requires us to renew ourselves intellectually, politically and organisationally.

Okay… so this is all just the usual soap powder politics bollock. Welcomes to the launch of new and improved New New Labour. We haven’t got the fucking clue what it is or why its better than the Old New Labour, but it’s new and that’s what counts.

Renewal cannot happen behind closed doors. It requires an open participatory debate in the Party, amongst our supporters and with the wider public about the future direction for New Labour.

Which is why the first thing you do is e-mail all the party’s MP’s and hold a fucking media launch - that’s real fucking inclusive of you.

Ten years ago we had a clear vision about direction. And in those ten years we have done much to make both Britain and the world better and fairer. We take pride in what has been achieved under Tony Blair’s leadership.

Now the world has moved on. It is the right time not just to take stock but to set out the new ideas that can give New Labour renewed momentum.

And those ideas are…? I’m waiting… yes… yes… no, you haven’t got a fucking clue have you?

A Conservative victory would be bad for Britain so we believe that we should have the courage to take the radical centre ground in British politics by setting out a compelling vision for the future rather than simply relying on what we have achieved in the past.

You see? Haven’t got a fucking clue what they’re talking about, so the trot out a bogeyman.

Yes, we know a Tory victory would be bad for Britain… because they’re just as much a vacuous bunch of cunts as you are.

The 2020 Vision is about looking to the world a decade or more ahead. It is about identifying the new challenges the world faces and the new policies needed to implement progressive values.

A decade or more ahead, eh? Good… well you can fuck off and call me back in, say, about another seven or eight years, then.

By modernising our means but staying true to our ends we can make the twenty first century a progressive one.

You fucking what? Has one of you cunts swallowed a fucking spin doctor?

We believe in radical reform.

Well, yes. Don’t you always

For us reform is for a progressive purpose – to make for a fairer society. We look to policies that empower individual citizens, reward aspiration, spread opportunity, tackle intolerance and inequality, provide security, protect the environment and that are internationalist not isolationist.

Ooh goody.. a whole string of meaningless fucking buzzwords as usual. Yeah that’ll fucking work won’t it?

Look, you can fill the same sentence with complete and utter nonsense and it still makes about the same amount of sense.

For us reform is for a footling purpose – to make for a blinkenspiel society. We look to policies that discombobulate individual citizens, snotgobble aspiration, bloviate opportunity, kershnoogle intolerance and inequality, blastnostricate security, kazoompa the environment and that are squadelphious not Frisbeetarian.

See what I mean - it makes about as much sense as Safety shitting buzzwords, doesn’t it!

And we look to a style of politics that is based on dialogue, debate and devolved power.

What? Dialogue, debate and devolved power - you mean like the last ten years?

Can you give me one good reason why I should believe any of this bollocks? Go on… just one…

Yes…?

Yes…?

No. Of course you can’t. You just trotting out the same old tired rhetoric aren’t you… Yes, you are….

The 2020 Vision is an open forum for individuals and organisations who believe in New Labour’s renewal. The 2020 Vision aims to facilitate a wide-ranging debate about the future of progressive modernisation. Through an interactive website, publications and regional and national events The 2020 Vision will seek to encourage the development of ideas and policies that can contribute to progressive reform.

Okay, I’ve had enough enough of this already - just who is the cunt that bought Safety a bullshit machine gun for Christmas and how much will it cost to have the bastard kneecapped…

…with a JCB.

Renewal cannot be about going back. It is about moving forward.

Does anyone else get a bit creeped out with all this talk of renewal?

Wasn’t ‘renewal’ the euphemism they used in Logan’s Run to describe putting all the thirty-year olds in a disco and then vaporising the fuckers?

OH MY GOD, SAFETY WANTS TO VAPORISE THE OVER THIRTY’S…. DON’T VOTE FOR THESE BASTARDS OR YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE - © Daily Mail 2007.

That is what The 2020 Vision aims to do.

No, sorry old boy… don’t understand your banter.

We interrupt this programme for a message from our sponsors…

Bitter?

Twisted?

Political career right down the shitter?

Then you need ‘2020 Vision’, the new fragrance from Clarke and Milburn.

Ah, yes. The sweet smell of bullshit.

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A man walks into a bank and asks to see a Business Advisor. After a short wait, he’s shown to a private office.

‘Good morning’, says the man.

‘Good morning, Sir.’ replies the Business Advisor, ‘Would you care to take a seat?’

The man sits down.

‘Now, I understand that you’d like to discuss a loan to start a new business. Is that right?’

‘Yes. Yes it is. You see I’ve come up with this brilliant idea for a new type of widget. It’ll sell millions. Make an absolute fortune.’

‘Mmm… I see.’ says the Business Advisor, ‘Tell me more… Tell you what. Before we go into this in detail, perhaps you could give me an idea of around how much you might be looking to borrow?’

‘Dunno.’

‘Pardon?’

The Business Advisor looks a little taken aback.

‘I don’t know at the moment. I haven’t quite got that far in my thinking… but it’s a brilliant idea, I can assure you. It’ll make millions.’

‘Yessssss… So you don’t know how much you want to borrow yet? Tell me just what kind of planning for your business have you done so far?’

‘Pardon?’

‘Planning. Preparation… That kind of thing?’

‘Not sure quite what you mean.’

‘Well, have you, say for example, started to work on a business plan?’

‘No.’

‘How about some cost projections?’

‘No.’

‘Cashflow forecasts?’

‘No.’

‘Market Testing?’

‘No. None of that.’

‘You’ve built a prototype of you new widget, then?’

‘No… Not exactly…’

‘Well then, what exactly have you got?’

‘Mmm… Well, if I show you, you’ll have to promise not to tell anyone else about this… I can trust you, can’t I?’

‘Of course, Sir. This is a bank, after all.’

‘Right… Well, here it is…’

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tatty-looking envelope and puts it on the table in front of the Business Advisor. On the back of the envelope, there’s a rough sketch of the widget drawn in red ink.

‘That’s it. The Widget… Just look at it. It’s Brilliant, isn’t it… it’ll sell millions.’

The Business Advisor thinks about calling security and then decide to humour the man instead.

‘Ah, yes. I see. That’s the plan for you widget?’

‘Well, more or less. It needs a bit of work. A bit of tidying up, so to speak, but that’s the basic idea. It came to me this morning, on the bus on my way into town to sign-on. One minute I was staring out of the window, watching the trees go by, and the next… Well it just came to me out of the blue and I just knew it was brilliant. Will sell millions. So I jotted it down and came right here to see you straight away.’

‘Yesssss. I see. So this widget of yours… if we did lend you the money - and I’m not promising anything at this stage, you understand…’

‘Well yes, naturally…’

‘But if we did lend you the money, how long do you think it would take you get this widget into production?’

‘Well, you see, that’s the tricky bit.’

‘I see. In what way, exactly, is it tricky?’

‘Well, you see it’s like this. This widget… well it’s brilliant. Way ahead of its time.’

‘Go on.’

‘And, well, err… that’s the tricky bit. You see, the technology needed to build the widget isn’t quite there yet…’

‘Not quite there yet?’

‘No… But it will be soon, the way things are going. I reckon that give it, say, another five, may be ten years and the technology will have caught up with my idea’.

‘So let me get this straight. You’ve got a rough sketch on the back of envelope, no idea how much you want to borrow, no business plan, cost projection or cash flow analysis, not even a prototype, and the technology you need to make you widget work might be available in five to ten years time… what makes you think that this bank will loan you any money?’

‘ Well, it’s brilliant isn’t it… the widget, I mean. It’ll make millions…’

‘Good day, Sir’.

Is it any wonder that 1.8 million people have signed a petition against road pricing?

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A few hardy souls who’ve braved the blogosphere’s equivalent of the Grimpen Mire will have noted that Iain Dale has rapidly backed off from his ‘experiment’ in open user feedback and switch comment moderation back on, on the back of some rather dubious claims of visitations by ‘New Labour Trolls‘ (at least he’s not claiming to have seen the image of Devil in the smoke rising from the embers of Praguetory’s political aspirations, but that’s a story for another time) and worse…

Well, it lasted for 16 days but I’m afraid I have decided to reintroduce Comment Moderation. This site is being targeted at the moment but lunatics who think it is quite in order to use the ‘C’ word and worse. I am not prepared to allow this to continue. For the benefit of everyone, let me spell out my Comments policy

1. Any poster who uses the ‘C’ word or similar will have their comment deleted
2. Any anonymous or named poster who is gratuitously offensive to other posters will have their comment deleted

Since I switched off comment moderation two weeks ago I had only had to delete three posts until yesterday. But a concerted campaign of anonymous posting has been launched - I’ll leave you to speculate who by - and I’m not prepared to be the focus of nasty smears by people who hide in anonymity.

The ‘C’ word, Iain? Which one?

Cameron? Conservative? Cant? Casuistry? Concealment? Chicanery?… Crap (as in talking…)???

Iain’s problem has been less about the ‘C’ word and more about words beginning with other letters… words like ‘Policy’, ‘Exchange’, ‘Trustee’, ‘Boles’ (the possible candidate for Mayor of London variety and not the water-dwelling rodent sort - that’s ‘Voles’, although an easy enough linguistic error to be making, certainly easier than mistaking Curious Hamster for Richard Gere) and especially the words ‘Awkward‘ and ‘Question‘.

(I’ll stop there before this all gets to sound too much like an episode of Sesame Street - and today’s episode has be brought to you by the letters I, D and T and the number 10).

Now, being of an essentially curious nature, one naturally has to find out just exactly what kind of things Iain is now censoring on his blog and noticed this post of Iain’s from yesterday, which seemed to provide the perfect opportunity…

Gordon Proves He’s As Good At Cronyism As Tony

Now it’s not often I just reprint a Tory Party press release, but I can’t really add to its content…

At a Treasury Select Committee hearing today, Sir Nicholas Stern revealed that it was Gordon Brown who appointed Labour MP Colin Challen to a high profile climate change taskforce – clearing the way for Brown’s close ally Ed Balls to stand unopposed for the new Morley and Outwood seat. Responding to a question from David Gauke MP, Sir Nicholas also admitted that he’d had no prior knowledge of the appointment until the Chancellor informed him he’d be working with Challen…

Now Iain, as one can see, has said that he couldn’t really add to the content of the press release… but it turns out that I could. So using my normal online ID, ‘Unity’, I popped over to Iain’s yesterday afternoon, about four-thirty-ish and point out, quite reasonably that the Tory press release he quotes so approvingly does rather neglect to mention that Colin Challon is the founding chairman of the All Party Parliamentary Climate Change Group and, therefore, seems eminently qualified for the task force role that he’s been offered (and has accepted). I also, politely, pointed out that as the press release neglects to mention this entirely, this rather seems to imply the opposite (i.e. that Challon lacks the knowledge, experience and credibility for such a position) and asked Iain if that was he was trying to imply also.

It would be nice to give you the exact wording of my comments, but I was in a hurry and didn’t take a screen-shot before hitting the ‘publish’ button, which is rather unfortunate as Iain doesn’t appear to have seen fit to allow through his newly reinstated all-seeing eye of Sauron comments ‘policy’ - for the record I too have a comments policy, which is…

‘Link-spammers can fuck off!’

It’s nice, simple and it works for me.

As for Dale’s charge of ‘cronyism’ over Colin Challon’s decision to stand down as MP, which looks very much like it will give Ed Balls a clear run at the seat and solve his little problem with the boundary commission, well let’s put this in its proper perspective.

It is not at all uncommon for political parties, and the leaders of political parties, to, on occasion, find sitting MPs something else to do in order to free up safe seats for individuals who are seen as ‘rising stars’ of the party and who the leadership want inside party ranks in the House of Commons.

Sometimes this happens in mid-term if there is a pressing need - usually one created by boundary changes - more often than not, this kind of thing happens right at the end of parliamentary term, just before a general election, at which time one will quite often see one or two long-serving, trustworthy but otherwise fairly unremarkable backbenchers reaching a decision to bring their parliamentary career to the close just that bit too late for their local party to carry out a full selection process, thereby allowing the national leadership to parachute in a favoured political son (or daughter) into a nice safe seat.

This happens. And it happens both in the Labour Party and in the Conservative Party (and I dare say other parties as well), and it happens as a matter of routine - it’s no more than one of this little unspoken political conventions that all parties indulge in and no one mentions too much because if it were widely publicised it might give the public the wrong impression.

Given the time and inclination, I could track back through the list of MP retirements over the last 10 years of Labour Government and find several examples of where this has taken place, almost certainly on both sides - track back even further, to the previous 18 years of Tory rule and I can be certain of finding several more examples of this practice in action. In fact the only limiting factors here are which party is in charge at any given time - as this limits the number of ’something elses’ (often peerages) open to them and whether and how many senior party figures (i.e. ex-ministers) might be standing down of their own volition at an given election.

That’s part of how the honours’ system works and has worked, at least since the introduction of life peerages in 1958, and its one of key reasons why Jack Straw’s white paper on reform of the House of Lords is/will advocate that 30% of the membership of the future second chamber should continue to be appointed on the basis of the continued patronage of party leaders.

It’ll be interesting to see exactly what justifications, if any, the white paper puts forward the continuation of political patronage in appointments to the upper chamber but aside from the awkward matter of rewarding party backers - which has always gone on (and is also why the Tories have always refused to open up their books to full public scrutiny) the three mains purposes this patronage serves are:

1. A means for party leaders of getting important political allies and advisers into the legislature without all awkward and uncertain business of them having to win a seat in an election.

2. An incentive/reward for solid and unswerving party loyalty, and

3. A means of inducing backbenchers in safe seats to step aside at an opportune moment in order to grant a key ally or rising star safe passage into the House, or less often to enable a key ‘player’ to transfer from a precarious electoral position (either a loss of seat due to boundary changes or a dicey looking marginal) to a safe one.

That how the system works, and that’s how its been used by all parties over time - remember, although its the PM of the day who does the actual appointing, its the individual parties (and their leaders) who put the nominations for peerages forward.

You can call that cronyism, if you like - its certainly not something that the political elite talk about openly for fear that the public will see it as all a bit dodgy - but that’s how things work in practice and its something I know, many party members know and certainly anyone with an ‘in’ at the higher levels of any of the main political parties - like Iain Dale - know perfectly well.

Like so many of the Tory’s other recent lines of attack, the charge of cronyism is one that’s rooted in deep-seated and heavily entrenched hypocrisy, because they know perfectly well that they’re just as guilty as any other political party of doing the exact same things they’re castigating Labour for - and there is no realistic possibility of someone like Iain Dale getting to the position he’s in without knowing that.

And the moral of this story?

Well let’s all remember that Iain Dale is an active and high-profile participant in the project, Fox News Lite, that has been set up to circumvent existing regulations on political broadcasting in the UK in a calculated effort to introduce US-style ‘attack politics’ into the UK…

…and if the last couple of weeks demonstrate anything, its only that while Iain is more than happy to try and dish it out, he can’t take it himself.

And with that’ I’ll leave you with this little ditty (with apologies to Neil Innes and the Pythons), that I’m happy to dedicate to Iain…

Brave Sir Iain ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Iain turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Iain!

And finally… sorry, but of a Columbo moment here…

If Iain is less than keen on nasty smears by people who hide in anonymity, does that mean that Paul Staines is going to be coming of his Christmas card list?

Just thought I’d ask…

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Via Tim in the comments, I find myself strangely drawn to an article from The Register from late December…

Comment The internet has always offered a stage for dramatic reinvention. Corporate lobbyists have found it a suitable theatre for AstroTurfing, given the willingness of a net audience to suspend its disbelief. Now, internet television lets professional politicians play the role of citizen-reporter.

18DoughtyStreet Talk TV launched in October as Britain’s first political internet TV channel. It describes itself as “an anti-establishment TV station on the internet” with “citizen journalist reporters” who will be “championing rebel opinions” and “constantly questioning authority”. But its five directors are all former Conservative candidates or employees and it advertised for staff in America with the claim that it would be “Like Fox News”.

And there’s more…

Fortunate too for Donal Blaney, a graduate of Virginia’s Leadership Institute. (Its mission: “to identify, recruit, train and place conservatives in politics, government and media”. Its alumni: Karl Rove, Grover Norquist and a former Director of the Christian Coalition). He has appeared across 18DoughtyStreet’s schedules and became a Director of the station after serving as a Conservative councillor and starting the Young Britons’ Foundation to implement, “lessons learnt from a collection of American thinktanks, most notably The Young America’s Foundation, The Leadership Institute, The Heritage Foundation, Accuracy in Academia and the American Conservative Union”.

18DoughtyStreet was recruiting from a right-wing American think-tank back in September (a strategy previously favoured by the Coalition Provisional Authority in Baghdad). It was an advert for interns on the website of the Institute for Humane Studies (”assists.. students.. with an interest in individual liberty”) that claimed that 18DoughtyStreet, “will challenge the liberal bias of the mainstream broadcast media, most notably the BBC.” And, as well as emulating Fox News, that, “it will provide a voice for the silent majority.”

Does someone want to tell me again, why any Labour blogger would want to associate themselves with this lot?

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